You Know You Are Too Old To Trick Or Treat When:
29/10/2008 05:21
10. You get
winded from knocking on the
door.
9. You have to
have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for
high fiber candy only.
7. When
someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you
lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say:
'Great Boris KarloffMask,' and you're not
wearing a mask.
5. When the
door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' and can't
remember the rest.
4. By the end
of the night, you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
3. You have to
carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge
your hairpiece.
2. You're the
only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with
awalker.
and the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating . . .
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWE'EN anyway.
and the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating . . .
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWE'EN anyway.
