Why DO Women Have These Tramp Stamps?

They criss-cross the nation's women, rendering their victims permanently scarred. 

They peep out of shirt collars, above the waists of jeans or between the straps of a pair of sandals. They wink at you as someone passes the sugar across a table.

They are a mark of temporary insanity, instantly turning the classiest, chicest woman into trailer trash. Not for nothing are they known as 'tramp stamps'.

They were once the ultimate symbol of working-class machismo, but now, even the wife of the leader of the Tory party has one.

Yes, I am talking about tattoos, the most tasteless, tacky, tawdry, terrible plague to infect our nation since mad cow disease.

It is nigh on impossible these days to find a young, famous, beautiful woman who has not got a tattoo.

More ink here.

SINC SAYS:

I saw a woman the other day, who to put it politely wore large dresses, with her two children and a big old ugly dolphin on either outter ankle. They looked like blue splotches on a sponge. Did I mention I detest tatoos on anyone and especially women?


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