The Wisdom Of Will Rogers . . .

22/02/2009 05:18

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."


I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.


I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.


I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.


I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.


I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.