More Helpful Tips For The Senior Crowd
10/09/2008 03:36
I am always amazed
how readers who send this type of material want
to remain anonymous. I think it is healthy to
laugh at ourselves and I take these kinds of
things as part of the fun of having a web
site.Lovemaking Tips For Seniors:
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
2. Set timer for two minutes, just in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand just in case you can't remember.
6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Extra-Strength Tylenol ready just in case you actually complete what you started.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
