COWS, GOLF AND A WIFE
08/06/2009 04:56
A man staggered into
a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.' We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.'
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!'
'I don't remember much after that.'
SINC
SAYS:
Thanks and a tip of the hat to reader Jeff Young
for sending along this belly laugh.
