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<lastBuildDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 03:13:10 -0600</lastBuildDate><item><title>May 17&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-17T02:57:12-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f8b2eecb6f3e77c52b96cf340bacb832-18807.php#unique-entry-id-18807</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f8b2eecb6f3e77c52b96cf340bacb832-18807.php#unique-entry-id-18807</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa hot coffee and spend 10 minutes to start your day with St. 

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The Japan Files - A Look At Daily Life


Our secret traveller writes, "It rained all day May 15, so we spent the morning at the house then caught two separate trains to get to Kyoto.   We travelled on the Hikari, a super fast bullet train.   I discovered neither of my&nbsp;batteries had charged properly last night, so only a few photos.   Most were taken from the train so not too clear."


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...Every day, at the same time, she waits for him.   He comes, and they go for a walk.   Wouldn't it be great if we all had friends like this.   No words needed, they just intuitively recognize the value of each other in their lives and act accordingly . . .


...This B17G was the workhorse of the allied war effort in Europe. 

...The photography is HD, the planes are gorgeous, and, most notably, it is shot as the B17 takes off from Falcon Field in Mesa and then flies over the Superstition Mountains. to the east of Apache Junction and then on to Roosevelt and Canyon lakes on the east edge of the Phoenix valley. 

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Job Descriptions In The Real World</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-17T02:57:08-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2ef1d1cfd53cc720ea62c18f314647a2-18806.php#unique-entry-id-18806</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2ef1d1cfd53cc720ea62c18f314647a2-18806.php#unique-entry-id-18806</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.   (Charles R.   Darwin)

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A school teacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in a way that makes you look forward to the trip.




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* Got the munchies?   New pot eatery opens in Oregon.

* Woman hopping over grasshopper in beans.

* Ways teens sneak alcohol into proms.

* Species of bee found that likes to drink human tears.

* Entire village for sale includes haunted castle.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Old Stars And Their Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-17T02:57:00-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ccead39e108c98bd8e07818f0d431f9-18804.php#unique-entry-id-18804</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ccead39e108c98bd8e07818f0d431f9-18804.php#unique-entry-id-18804</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Errol Flynn driving his Packard:


And his Auburn Roadster:


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Signs Of The Times</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-17T02:56:57-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/df9d7f76ed2f343f6f41fa3b2db261ad-18803.php#unique-entry-id-18803</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/df9d7f76ed2f343f6f41fa3b2db261ad-18803.php#unique-entry-id-18803</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Steak Specialists Discover a New Cut of Beef</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-17T02:56:53-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fd44f9ce94d3cdd0d24ee19d100fe99b-18802.php#unique-entry-id-18802</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fd44f9ce94d3cdd0d24ee19d100fe99b-18802.php#unique-entry-id-18802</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Steak Specialists Discover a New Cut of BeefTurns out that what happens in Vegas no longer stays in Vegas&mdash;and that's a good thing.   A self-proclaimed Meat Geek has teamed up with Oklahoma State University to devise the first new style of steak in years.

"The Vegas Strip Steak is the latest and perhaps last steak to be found from the beef carcass," said Jacob Nelson, a value-added meat processing specialist (and owner of the best job title of all time) at the Robert M.   Kerr Food & Agricultural Products Center of Oklahoma State University.   The Vegas Strip is the brainchild of Tony Mata, of industry group Mata & Associates, who approached Nelson and the FAPC for help developing the cut. 

Full story on Gizmodo.

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...There are quite big veggie gardens and rice paddies interspersed with houses, graveyards and commercial properties in this town called Fujieda-shi.   Oh, and the veggies are ready for harvesting two or three crops a year on the same plot.


For all that it is quite peaceful here, 22 degrees and 70% humidity. 

...Some moms might like seeing, "love you for ever" in Japanese on this sign:


We spent this afternoon as guests in an English class for moms and babies:


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...Links To Other Stories In The News:


...UN food envoy decries 'shocking' food conditions in Canada - Edmonton Journal

...Fishing columnist Paul C came across some common Loons on his latest trip and managed to capture Mom, Dad and the kids.   That's Dad with the black head, top, Mom below and the kids.


...Prepare to see a garage like no other.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Golf Speak With David Feherty</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-16T05:43:20-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/16da14a21c4ff6b9bdc74891614df37a-18798.php#unique-entry-id-18798</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/16da14a21c4ff6b9bdc74891614df37a-18798.php#unique-entry-id-18798</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Feherty is a Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colourful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind.   Probably always on time delay these days.

Feherty Quotes:

&ldquo;Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body.&rdquo;

&ldquo;That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn&rsquo;t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.&rdquo;

&ldquo;I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn&rsquo;t be here this week.   He is attending the birth of his next wife.&rdquo;




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* The twin sisters who share a husband.

* Family says restaurant locked them in after tip refusal.

* Coyote hears turkey call, bites hunter on arm.

* Neil Armstrong's Corvette lands on eBay.

* Men face charges in theft of copper from police phone lines.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-16T05:43:12-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2b7e5c3b5d95bec26e70864272de7b2d-18796.php#unique-entry-id-18796</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2b7e5c3b5d95bec26e70864272de7b2d-18796.php#unique-entry-id-18796</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Urban Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-16T05:43:08-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4b332770a3361d4045b52e4bb6e58dab-18795.php#unique-entry-id-18795</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4b332770a3361d4045b52e4bb6e58dab-18795.php#unique-entry-id-18795</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Elephants That Defy Human Explanation</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-16T05:43:04-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8ed617c83a4c34068c1786e8e4ee1bf2-18794.php#unique-entry-id-18794</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8ed617c83a4c34068c1786e8e4ee1bf2-18794.php#unique-entry-id-18794</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[For 12 hours, two herds of wild South African elephants slowly made their way through the Zululand bush until they reached the house of late author Lawrence Anthony, the conservationist who saved their lives.


The formerly violent, rogue elephants, destined to be shot a few years ago as pests, were rescued and rehabilitated by Anthony, who had grown up in the bush and was known as the &ldquo;Elephant Whisperer.&rdquo;

For two days the herds loitered at Anthony&rsquo;s rural compound on the vast Thula Thula game reserve in the South African KwaZulu &ndash; to say good-bye to the man they loved. 


But how did they know he had died?

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...A huge weakness in our "democratic" system is that taxpayers are busy as (perhaps) never before with their family/personal lives, and educated to believe that it's OK not to stay informed on the doings of governments and voicing opinions.

If you'll look at the history of the Athenian democracy, you'll see that, while the common folk were forced to participate in state decision making, they dragged their feet as best they could.

...If one won't pay a price for one's behaviour as a politician, then where is the motivation to "do what is best for the greatest number"?

...Rather, one is motivated to do what's best for oneself and one's pals. 

...Each year, as much money as possible will be squeezed out of residential taxpayers, without creating a revolution. 

...Such a shame they cost taxpayers money to please themselves with zero benefit to residents.


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...I am honoured that your support of the Tuesday show has&nbsp;helped me to present 400 Tuesday nights in St. ...  This is a very special night and I extend a very heart felt thanks to all of you who promote&nbsp;our music scene that has meant so much to our longevity.

...Bob - Edmonton based singer/songwriter and has been involved in the Alberta music scene for several years.&nbsp;   He has released two CDs, Tree Tops in 2002 and Colour of the Moon&nbsp;in 2008.&nbsp;  Bob&rsquo;s songwriting reveals his love of language, melody and a search for beauty in the human spirit and the natural world.&nbsp;...  His inspiration comes from family, his hobby as an amateur astronomer and the wilderness he experienced growing up in northern Ontario, Alaska and Alberta.   In addition to folk venues in Edmonton, Calgary and outlying areas, Bob performed at the Edmonton Folk Festival in 2003 and had one of his songs scored by the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra in 2004.&nbsp;  He has opened for such musical luminaries as Ian Tyson, Tim O&rsquo;Brien and Bill Bourne.&nbsp; 

Marc -&nbsp;has come full circle in his musical career starting out in a punk rock band, moving on to blues and R&B and for the past 12 years, straight ahead folk and bluegrass.&nbsp;  Besides playing in Down to the Wood (a bluegrass trio), Marc is a sought after sideman and studio musician, lending his guitar and mandolin expertise for artists such as Karla Anderson, Anna Somerville, Andrea House and Jessica Heine.&nbsp;  Great to have these two&nbsp;respected artists joining Jim, Randy and I in the house for&nbsp;the 400th show.&nbsp;]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Forgetting About Women</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-15T06:02:27-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9c9ee36f2a7ba3a7d0b3bf5d03c7b671-18790.php#unique-entry-id-18790</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9c9ee36f2a7ba3a7d0b3bf5d03c7b671-18790.php#unique-entry-id-18790</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Cephas asked Willard, "Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea during the war, to make us forget about women?"

"I think you mean salt peter!", said Willard.

"Yep, that's the stuff.   I think it's beginning to work!"





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* Munch's 'The Scream' sells for $119M.

* 13-year-old discovers error in art museum map.

* Man falls from women's bathroom ceiling.

* Home health aide rips $800K off elderly woman.

* Giant octopus makes quick meal of seagull.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Car Brochures Of Yesterday: 1920s Oldsmobiles</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-15T06:02:18-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/63ad41a947502c26606668c49325bb9f-18788.php#unique-entry-id-18788</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/63ad41a947502c26606668c49325bb9f-18788.php#unique-entry-id-18788</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Interesting Outlooks On Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-15T06:02:15-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/80ad52c6b7261fcb32e260a504bb91de-18787.php#unique-entry-id-18787</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/80ad52c6b7261fcb32e260a504bb91de-18787.php#unique-entry-id-18787</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 


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The rhubarb simple syrup, Soffer explains, is simultaneously sweet and tart, not unlike a rhubarb-apple crumble or a strawberry-rhubarb pie. 


If you want to make this drink outside rhubarb's short early-spring season, frozen fruit makes a great substitute.

See the recipe at epicurious. 

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>May 14&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-14T03:08:13-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/858141ae20f8e571b6ae49c789140981-18782.php#unique-entry-id-18782</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/858141ae20f8e571b6ae49c789140981-18782.php#unique-entry-id-18782</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa hot coffee and spend 10 minutes to start your day with St. 

...A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


...Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. 

...And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...Our mystery traveller visited by a Sushi restaurant for a unique experience. ...  If you special order an item from the screen next to your table, the item is delivered by bullet train. 

...If you haven't had a chance to add your opinion to the city satisfaction survey, today is your final chance to do it.


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...I am honoured that your support of the Tuesday show has&nbsp;helped me to present 400 Tuesday nights in St. ...  This is a very special night and I extend a very heart felt thanks to all of you who promote&nbsp;our music scene that has meant so much to our longevity.

...Bob - Edmonton based singer/songwriter and has been involved in the Alberta music scene for several years.&nbsp;   He has released two CDs, Tree Tops in 2002 and Colour of the Moon&nbsp;in 2008.&nbsp;  Bob&rsquo;s songwriting reveals his love of language, melody and a search for beauty in the human spirit and the natural world.&nbsp;...  His inspiration comes from family, his hobby as an amateur astronomer and the wilderness he experienced growing up in northern Ontario, Alaska and Alberta.   In addition to folk venues in Edmonton, Calgary and outlying areas, Bob performed at the Edmonton Folk Festival in 2003 and had one of his songs scored by the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra in 2004.&nbsp;  He has opened for such musical luminaries as Ian Tyson, Tim O&rsquo;Brien and Bill Bourne.&nbsp; 

Marc -&nbsp;has come full circle in his musical career starting out in a punk rock band, moving on to blues and R&B and for the past 12 years, straight ahead folk and bluegrass.&nbsp;  Besides playing in Down to the Wood (a bluegrass trio), Marc is a sought after sideman and studio musician, lending his guitar and mandolin expertise for artists such as Karla Anderson, Anna Somerville, Andrea House and Jessica Heine.&nbsp;  Great to have these two&nbsp;respected artists joining Jim, Randy and I in the house for&nbsp;the 400th show.&nbsp;]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Older Crowd</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-14T03:08:08-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7ef03e02f1ad9e92f8568a500bd1d105-18781.php#unique-entry-id-18781</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7ef03e02f1ad9e92f8568a500bd1d105-18781.php#unique-entry-id-18781</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

* You know you are getting old when  everything either dries up or leaks.

* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.




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* Facebook pics must be handed over in lawsuit.

* NYC neighbourhood saying no to Hooters.

* Car buyers falling back in love with manual transmissions.

* This prom has everything, except for boys.

* Nine articles 'for women' that journalists should stop writing.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-14T03:07:56-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bc660bf06a2e1e8a47b0f1fc25c7bdb3-18779.php#unique-entry-id-18779</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bc660bf06a2e1e8a47b0f1fc25c7bdb3-18779.php#unique-entry-id-18779</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Street Graffiti</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-14T03:07:50-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/086618f516671ded6ade83d06407f616-18777.php#unique-entry-id-18777</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/086618f516671ded6ade83d06407f616-18777.php#unique-entry-id-18777</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Rules In Rural Alberta</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-14T03:07:45-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e417bb94432f469f026ec534f4958a59-18776.php#unique-entry-id-18776</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e417bb94432f469f026ec534f4958a59-18776.php#unique-entry-id-18776</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Listen up City Slickers! 

* So every person in rural Alberta waves.     It's called 'being friendly'.    Try to understand the concept. 

* If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and three does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand.   You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 

* Yeah, we eat meat and potatoes.   You really want sushi and caviar?   It's available at the corner bait shop. 

* The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer hunting season.   It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 

* We open doors for women.   That is applied to all women, regardless of age. 

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Moonlit Sea Coast

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...A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


...And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...Some snaps from the Medicine Lodge Mother's Day rodeo Saturday. ...  Medicine Lodge is half way between Edson and Hinton and the rodeo continues today.


...I was expecting your rodeo shots to begin with the Rainmaker Al, but you surprised me with these great action shots.


...Our mystery traveller is enjoying the sights of Japan in the Mount Fuji area.   Here's a look at the countryside, a 3-D map of the area and the cuisine.


...Paul stumbled across our web site and wrote, "I first became aware of your website about two or three weeks ago while I was visiting either the St.   Albert Taxpayers Association website or the Arts and Heritage Foundation website and I came across a link to your site. &nbsp;...  There's something for everyone, no biases, powered by the people and businesses of St. ...  A friend mentioned your city satisfaction survey and suggested I visit your website.   I did and I browsed your site for a while after finishing the survey and I eventually came across the photo section. 

...Paul sent along some samples of his work and we are always glad to add more pictures to SAP, particularly the work of local residents.


...At the time I was shooting this, unbekownst to me, there was a 300 lb. cougar roaming the town.

...It's a private beach&nbsp;about five or six miles east of Charlottetown.&nbsp;  I&nbsp;spent a great portion of my&nbsp;summers on this beach swimming,&nbsp;beachcombing, finding and cooking&nbsp;crab on a beach fire.


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Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 

  

For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.   Remember to use a timer. 

  

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 

  

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.   You'll be afraid to cough. 

  

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape.   If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.   If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 

  

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.





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* Man wakes during surgery: 'My worst nightmare'.

* Couple make bucket list for their dying child.

* Horny Jesus hits cop with massive butt.

* Crowd summons UFO over Los Angeles (Video).

* New York City mulling Happy Hour ban.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-13T05:00:06-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/65f3046f22e8ce4724bff19931476257-18770.php#unique-entry-id-18770</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/65f3046f22e8ce4724bff19931476257-18770.php#unique-entry-id-18770</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Bacon Breakfast Muffins</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-13T04:59:56-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0e3bd7e2d2ea13656995679f76c00256-18768.php#unique-entry-id-18768</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0e3bd7e2d2ea13656995679f76c00256-18768.php#unique-entry-id-18768</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This is another simple recipe that can yield an entire weeks worth of keto friendly breakfasts.  

Its very simple and can be customized as many ways as you can imagine.    Its basically a full keto breakfast on the go in muffin form.

Recipe and how to pics here.

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...The past 10 days have been a lot of fun fishing for spring rainbows up at Dolberg Lake located just NW of Barrhead, Alberta.

...The reason for the trip was to prepare for a professional video shoot on how to catch rainbows using my&nbsp;technique. &nbsp;

I arrived on site a little late and decided to fish to find out if the big ones were on the move.   I fished for a good hour and a half and it was very slow.   Even Dave the pro-hunter noticed it was slow, but suggested we go for a walk and try another location just 200 feet from the main boat launch. 

...I suspended my favorite hook below the custom strike indicator and was only thirty feet or so from shore in front of the weed beds. 

...I released the two males but the female I had to keep because it would not survive.   Dave the pro-hunter even had to rescue my fish stringer with fish because I accidentally slipped the rope off the branch. ...  Here is a photo of him ringing the water out from his shoes. &nbsp;

...The video shoot was scheduled for May 9 to 12 and it turned out I caught &nbsp;two more males that were recorded on HD video. ...  This video is themed, 'how to catch rainbows from shore' and 'how to set up the fishing gear'. ...  Albert's Place Here are a few photos from the trip.

...Fort&nbsp;Saskatchewan has a new trout pond which was stocked last year and this spring the trout are around two lbs.&nbsp;  Here is a photo of Dave the pro hunter holding one.   The recreation center is just&nbsp;completing&nbsp;renovations and will have the grand opening June 9 to 12. 

...Most other lakes open up May 15,  but check the fishing regulations for the area you are going fishing.


...The old family home (bottom) is open to the public for self conducted tours and has suffered no vandalism.


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So, the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.&nbsp;   However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his butt.&nbsp; 

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.&nbsp;   After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.&nbsp;   She looked more beautiful than she ever had before!&nbsp;   All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.&nbsp;   She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.&nbsp;   There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."





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* Nympho kept victim captive for 36-hour sex session.

* Kidney donor wants kidney back from boss who fired her.

* RFK assassination witness says there was second shooter.

* Man sues BMW for persistent erection.

* Thieves make off with 10-ton bridge.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Exotic Automobiles</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-12T06:32:42-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cb21baf2af15f1f7dcbdbe3dc5164d57-18762.php#unique-entry-id-18762</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cb21baf2af15f1f7dcbdbe3dc5164d57-18762.php#unique-entry-id-18762</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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But in a tall tale that would have made the Great Emancipator proud, a blog post saying that he did just that was making the rounds Wednesday.   And some online media outlets were quick to take the bait.

Blogger Nate St.   Pierre, a consultant who works with blogs and other Web businesses to help grow their sites, posted a fantastic yarn Tuesday about stumbling upon a tombstone in Wisconsin that ultimately led him to the Lincoln Museum in Springfield, Illinois.


Details here.

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...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


Have an opinion, gripe or grin to share?   Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. ...  Give our puzzles a whirl or a game of hangman. 

...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...As promised, our mystery traveller has arrived in Japan and here is a shot of the countryside from the air approaching Tokyo and a Hybrid bus in that city. 


Hotel rooms are very different from the type we are used to in this country as show in the photos below of the room and bath.


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...Links To Other Stories In The News:


What jurors at the Tori Stafford trial did not hear - CBC

...Canadian Wheat Board to cut 75% of staff - Edmonton Journal

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Golf Partner</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-11T03:53:44-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e9b3792f83ff7697e2897ec65c657a41-18756.php#unique-entry-id-18756</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e9b3792f83ff7697e2897ec65c657a41-18756.php#unique-entry-id-18756</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Beverly is 90 years old and she's played golf every day since her retirement 25 years ago.   One day she arrives home looking sad.   "That's it," she tells her husband, Gus, "I'm giving up golf.   My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I can't see where it went."

Her husband makes her a cup of tea, and says, "Why don't you take me with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Beverly, "you're a hundred and three.   You can't help."

"I may be a hundred and three", says Gus, "but my eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Beverly heads off to the golf course with her Gus.   She tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.   She turns to the husband and says, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!"   replied Gus, "I have perfect eyesight".

"Well where did it go?"   says Beverly .

"I don't remember!", said Gus.





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* Swan photo taken down after 'beastiality' fears.

* A brief history of international symbols.

* Arrow through head hasn't stopped footloose goose.

* New Yorkers bring fish farms to urban jungle.

* Charlie Sheen threatens to sue topless club.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Car Brochures Of Yesterday: 1951 Henry J</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-11T03:53:35-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/16939a87e0e70817d7c46a21b45d492c-18754.php#unique-entry-id-18754</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/16939a87e0e70817d7c46a21b45d492c-18754.php#unique-entry-id-18754</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Irony Or What?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-11T03:53:31-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/96b1c21686d37566e83fb8e2ee2d623b-18753.php#unique-entry-id-18753</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/96b1c21686d37566e83fb8e2ee2d623b-18753.php#unique-entry-id-18753</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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So begins William's humorous, but deadly serious treatise, "Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History."

"We love breasts, yet we can't quite take them seriously," she writes.   "We name them affectionately, but with a hint of insult.   Breasts embarrass us.   They're unpredictable.   They're goofy.   They can turn both babies and grown men into lunkheads."

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Cowboy Poetry</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-10T01:31:25-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/056493fe7a1018dbfabc2113b257443d-18748.php#unique-entry-id-18748</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/056493fe7a1018dbfabc2113b257443d-18748.php#unique-entry-id-18748</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[But the day came when I had to go - 

...But 'fore I left, she asked me, 

'Would you pick me up a bra?' 

...'What kind would you be looking for?' 

...'Thought bras was bras,' I said. 

...'Well sir, that's where you're wrong. 

...'fore I left that women's store. 

They had bras you wear for eighteen hours

...And that was just the start. 

They  had bras that made you feel 

Like  you ain't wearing one at all, 

...Well,  I finally made my mind up - 

...I  told the lady, 'Bag it up,' 

...But  then she asked me for the size 

...I  thought that she'd go into shock, 

...When  I told her that my wife's bust 

...'That's  what I used to measure with, 

...But  if I'm wrong, I'm sorry ma'am.' 

...And  they all was crackin' up 

When  the lady asked to see my hat, 

...When  she finally had it figured, 

...But  by then I didn't care. 

Now  she don't ask and I don't shop 

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* Doppelbocks defy odds.

* Blind dog gets new life with canine pal.

* Abraham Lincoln glasses could bring $700,000 at auction.

* Windsor police beating caught on tape.

* Bird dog finds lost cockatiel.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-10T01:31:17-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ac97280c675f5d41e03f839f2adc0b79-18746.php#unique-entry-id-18746</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ac97280c675f5d41e03f839f2adc0b79-18746.php#unique-entry-id-18746</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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Q.   When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? 

A.   Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him 

Q.   Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions.   What are they? 

A.   Charley Weaver: His feet. 

Q.   According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? 

A.   Paul Lynde: Point and laugh?


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Akinsdale residents are further dismayed by the Habitat For Humanity project below, that as you can see below is slowly rising and will allow those who occupy the project to look down into residents back yards thereby losing all privacy.   The project is said to be so far behind schedule that it may not meet the city's imposed deadline for completion.


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I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the cr&ecirc;pes.

Velcro &mdash; what a rip off!




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* Baseball player breaks own car windshield with game-winning homer.

* Jilted lover tries to bite off ex's penis.

* Paragliding Peggy sets record at 104.

* Woman removed from plane after fuss about wallet.

* Helium prices ballooning.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Aluminum Can Model Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-09T05:49:23-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1a815ffdcc0fcd6c98a2a75f12b3d52b-18738.php#unique-entry-id-18738</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1a815ffdcc0fcd6c98a2a75f12b3d52b-18738.php#unique-entry-id-18738</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Clever Ideas To Make Life Easier</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-09T05:49:19-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/32f09c9e5e689f5914395e3bdbc9d1ee-18737.php#unique-entry-id-18737</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/32f09c9e5e689f5914395e3bdbc9d1ee-18737.php#unique-entry-id-18737</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pizza Cupcakes</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-09T05:49:15-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a8d47772411020d40d88a2b18aef7d57-18736.php#unique-entry-id-18736</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a8d47772411020d40d88a2b18aef7d57-18736.php#unique-entry-id-18736</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Technically it&rsquo;s not really a cupcake.   It&rsquo;s a savoury muffin with mini pepperonis and mozzarella cheese inside.

But FH took one look at them as said &ldquo;Hey, it&rsquo;s Pizza Cupcakes&rdquo; and I didn&rsquo;t have the heart to correct him.

When I finished baking them, they tasted good but didn&rsquo;t look so pretty.   So then I got the idea to top them with more mozzarella cheese and pepperonis for a more finished appearance like adding streusel to a muffin or frosting to a cupcake.

Read the recipe here.

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>May 8&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-08T04:18:26-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/76a13d97e93bbfa3169b07074709e86f-18733.php#unique-entry-id-18733</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/76a13d97e93bbfa3169b07074709e86f-18733.php#unique-entry-id-18733</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Ratchinsky was mayor (pre-1999), many neighbours and other people that I&rsquo;ve spoken to have expressed skepticism about the results of the City's "satisfaction surveys".


...They couldn't agree that the community's attitude was truly reflected in the survey results. 

...Further to our discussion the other day, I am sending this suggestion for you and your readers consideration.   Now that online surveys (and tabulation) are possible, and most homes are online, we think that a survey of taxpayers, even if rather homemade, might better reflect the real views of local residents. 

...Also it would be helpful to individual taxpayers in clarifying what the community's attitude is on these fundamental questions.   It may also be helpful in verifying the veracity of the City's survey results and to be helpful to our City Council.&nbsp;

...The questions have been designed in such a way that no bias is inserted by consultants or city department heads and may better reflect the opinions of local residents.


It is also important to point out to your readers that this system of polling an adhoc section of the public is by no means the proper way to prepare a random sample and could be argued as scientifically inaccurate. 

...SAP is providing this service free to the citizens group and will announce the results when available. 

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...Then he returned to Edmonton and formed a band with the late Darrell Kittlitz and they toured across the country doing cabarets and clubs. ...  In 1974 after a year and a half on the road, Hank returned to Edmonton and joined Hot Cottage.   He played with them until 1978 and then moved to Victoria forming Uncle Wiggly's Hot Shoes Blues Band who were signed to RCA records and recorded two albums and opened for the likes of Muddy Waters, Joe Cocker, George Thouroughgood, James Cotton, John Mayall, the Neville Brothers, Koko Taylor, Queen Ida and Paul Butterfield to name a few. ...  After this band folded in 1983 Hank formed the Toasters and Kingpins in Vancouver with some ex-members of Powder Blues.   He then moved back to Edmonton in 2008 after 33 years on the Coast and Hank hooked up with old friends from Stettler and all members of Tacoy Ryde to form A Fist Full of Blues and are now playing and supporting their second CD, Bluesville. 

...They have taken the training wheels off his guitar since he realized you don't blow into it.   Tex is one of those sit in the corner and fit in players with a obvious good sense of humour&nbsp;and a distinctive blues sound that will compliment Big Hank's blues picks. 

...Don - is one of the rare stand up bass players we get a chance to see at our jams. ...  His&nbsp;diligent&nbsp;work with local T.V. and&nbsp;radio stations kept Don very busy&nbsp;with the music&nbsp;scene and Don was part of a&nbsp;respected and renowned south side jam that he use to co-host.   Currently appearing with the Lionel Rault trio and doing a lot of fill-ins for our dear fellow musician Fred Larose through his recovery time.   Don has become at our Moosehead Open Stage upon request of players and myself, as I truly enjoy what he does for my drumming.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Elevator Trick</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-08T04:18:21-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9b03a6c994ffa91238a1e236d3192a5f-18732.php#unique-entry-id-18732</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9b03a6c994ffa91238a1e236d3192a5f-18732.php#unique-entry-id-18732</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall.   They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. 


The lad asked, "What is this, father?" 


The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is." 


While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.   The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. 


The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.   The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. 


The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."





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* Lung 'cancer' may have been fruit pit from 1984.

* Dog 'flipping' could be a concern for pet owners.

* Dairy cow slips out for McDonalds take out.

* Bordello plans attract support.

* Photographer shatters ancient statue.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-08T04:18:10-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bb0c57e2f80f3d1a0547508cb6c38b18-18730.php#unique-entry-id-18730</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bb0c57e2f80f3d1a0547508cb6c38b18-18730.php#unique-entry-id-18730</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Walmartians On Parade</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-08T04:18:06-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5d9465889043da5c62c09f36e7628a73-18729.php#unique-entry-id-18729</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5d9465889043da5c62c09f36e7628a73-18729.php#unique-entry-id-18729</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>UN Says Mount Rushmore Should Be Returned To Natives</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-08T04:18:00-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ba322c20d5339fae0afba51e822fdf44-18728.php#unique-entry-id-18728</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ba322c20d5339fae0afba51e822fdf44-18728.php#unique-entry-id-18728</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A UN human rights official is urging the U.S. to turn over control of lands considered to be sacred to Native Americans, including the site of the Mount Rushmore National Memorial.

James Anaya, the UN special rapporteur on the rights of indigenous peoples, unveiled his recommendations in Geneva on Friday after completing a 12-day visit to the U.S. where he met with representatives of indigenous peoples in six states.


The fact-finder also had a chance to meet members of the Obama administration and briefed the U.S.   Senate Committee on Indian Affairs, but no member of Congress agreed to meet with him.


Full story here.

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Cliffside Town


Glen Canyon


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>May 7&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-07T06:09:10-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/33a4deb55b42b6b965414282a223582e-18725.php#unique-entry-id-18725</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/33a4deb55b42b6b965414282a223582e-18725.php#unique-entry-id-18725</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I see by the agenda for tonight's council meeting that 'Git Outta Town' Crouse has finally got his RV parking bylaw changes to fully establish St. 

...It all stems from when Crouse got his panties in a knot about RVs parking at Walmart.   The practice of allowing overnight stays at Walmart is a North American wide phenomena that is a goodwill gesture to their customers. 

...The proposed bylaw attempts to do that by changing the current wording for overnight parking by an RV within the city on private property from 72 hours to just 24 hours.

...What council needs to consider is the effect this will have on regular families in the city who by far outnumber a few odd RVs at Walmart.

Under the proposed changes, although likely not intended, when Grandma and Grandpa from B.C. show up in their RV to visit the grandchildren for the weekend or even a few days, they can now be ticketed after 24 hours. 

...Sometimes one can only shake your head and wonder what is in the minds of some members of council when they continue to social engineer us to death.

I wonder if anyone will have the cajones to ask administration tonight if there have been any complaints from the public on RV parking. 

...Albert's Place good guy and fishing columnist Paul C. was at Kingsway Garden Mall on Friday and noticed this pair of Canada Geese has built a nest on top of one of the pillars. 

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...Then he returned to Edmonton and formed a band with the late Darrell Kittlitz and they toured across the country doing cabarets and clubs. ...  In 1974 after a year and a half on the road, Hank returned to Edmonton and joined Hot Cottage.   He played with them until 1978 and then moved to Victoria forming Uncle Wiggly's Hot Shoes Blues Band who were signed to RCA records and recorded two albums and opened for the likes of Muddy Waters, Joe Cocker, George Thouroughgood, James Cotton, John Mayall, the Neville Brothers, Koko Taylor, Queen Ida and Paul Butterfield to name a few. ...  After this band folded in 1983 Hank formed the Toasters and Kingpins in Vancouver with some ex-members of Powder Blues.   He then moved back to Edmonton in 2008 after 33 years on the Coast and Hank hooked up with old friends from Stettler and all members of Tacoy Ryde to form A Fist Full of Blues and are now playing and supporting their second CD, Bluesville. 

...He has shared the stage with the likes of Blind Lemon Pledge, Interstate Brick Face and The Man From Glad. ...  They have taken the training wheels off his guitar since he realized you don't blow into it.   Tex is one of those sit in the corner and fit in players with a obvious good sense of humour&nbsp;and a distinctive blues sound that will compliment Big Hank's blues picks. 

...Don - is one of the rare stand up bass players we get a chance to see at our jams. ...  His&nbsp;diligent&nbsp;work with local T.V. and&nbsp;radio stations kept Don very busy&nbsp;with the music&nbsp;scene and Don was part of a&nbsp;respected and renowned south side jam that he use to co-host.   Currently appearing with the Lionel Rault trio and doing a lot of fill-ins for our dear fellow musician Fred Larose through his recovery time.   Don has become at our Moosehead Open Stage upon request of players and myself, as I truly enjoy what he does for my drumming.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Cowboy Named Ron</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-07T06:09:06-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a8ec0aa006cb29d38e943245c6c03c7e-18724.php#unique-entry-id-18724</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a8ec0aa006cb29d38e943245c6c03c7e-18724.php#unique-entry-id-18724</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." 

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. 

The usher became more impatient:  "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned.   The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. 

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. 

Finally they summoned the police.   The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "All right mister, what's your name?" 

"Ron," moaned the cowboy. 

"Where ya from, Ron?"   asked the Ranger. 

With pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Ron replied, "The Balcony."





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* Mild winter leads to shocking jump in pests on pets.

* Walmart greeter helped customer steal TVs.

* Egypt's 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with dead wives.

* How to hunt Bigfoot.

* Serial mailbox basher didn't know it was illegal.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Junk Auto Parts As Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-07T06:08:58-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e75fb0a6f77c80d85f486e9ae354a55d-18722.php#unique-entry-id-18722</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e75fb0a6f77c80d85f486e9ae354a55d-18722.php#unique-entry-id-18722</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Street Graffiti</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-07T06:08:52-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6f01f083225f87ffdd14783f4f959339-18721.php#unique-entry-id-18721</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6f01f083225f87ffdd14783f4f959339-18721.php#unique-entry-id-18721</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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A hundred years ago &mdash; and that's when this picture was taken, in 1912 &mdash; men didn't leave home without a hat.

Boys wore caps. 

This is a socialist political rally in Union Square in Manhattan. 

There may be a bare head or two in this crowd, but I think those heads are women's.

Full story on npr.

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Mountain Jewels


Purple Butterfly


Iceland's Waterfall Of Gods


Sunset On Mount Everest
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...Our Mystery Traveller took these two shots in Portland, OR.   Below left, a gas station offers tips on how to exercise while filling up at the pump.   Public drinking fountains, known there as 'bubblers' are available to pedestrians. 

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Two people found dead inside a home - Edmonton Sun


...This prank is hilarious and well worth your time watching.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Hole Story</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-06T05:37:33-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c3baba65ebf78e5cce11342c37961c77-18716.php#unique-entry-id-18716</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c3baba65ebf78e5cce11342c37961c77-18716.php#unique-entry-id-18716</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Two girls were working for the city public works department.   One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. 


They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. 


An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.   So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it.   Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"


The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.   Today the girl who usually plants the trees called in sick."





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* Dead squirrel dispute turns into $112,000 lawsuit.

* Man arrested for allegedly assaulting victim with couch.

* Man's F.Osama license plate revoked.

* Man who lived with bullet in head dies at 103.

* Lesbian Scout leader ousted in Ohio, parents upset.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-06T05:37:21-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6e4ae1ee176e36c35f85c85ba411b5ea-18714.php#unique-entry-id-18714</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6e4ae1ee176e36c35f85c85ba411b5ea-18714.php#unique-entry-id-18714</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Interesting Outlooks On Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-06T05:37:16-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f2620178e31a98d4ef2e2bdb5fb48e49-18713.php#unique-entry-id-18713</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f2620178e31a98d4ef2e2bdb5fb48e49-18713.php#unique-entry-id-18713</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Real-Life Crusoe: Living on Exotic Island For 40 Years</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-06T05:37:11-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ada35cd887f869c914d2bb7fbf062cfb-18712.php#unique-entry-id-18712</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ada35cd887f869c914d2bb7fbf062cfb-18712.php#unique-entry-id-18712</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Brendon Grimshaw is the world&rsquo;s real-life Robinson Crusoe, and Rene Lafortune, his man Friday.   The only difference is that Grimshaw actually purchased the island instead of being stranded there. 

The Yorkshireman purchased Moyenne, a half-mile-wide island in the Seychelles for &pound;8,000 ($13,000) in the early 1960s.   As a successful newspaper editor in those times, he was restless and seeking adventure, itching to start a new life of his own. 

Nine years after the purchase, he moved in to the island full-time, making it his permanent home.   The 86-year-old is now credited for bringing out and restoring the beauty of the exotic island, encouraging birds and tortoises to make it their home too.   He did have a lot of time to do it, as he has been living there for 40 years.

Full story, pictures and video here.

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Mount Rainier


Shanghi Skyline - Zoom In Close


Foxy Pups


Best Friends
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...This sturgeon was taken out of the Columbia River at the Vernita Bridge.   The fish and game officers seized the fish, the rods and the truck of the guys who caught it.


In B.C you're only allowed to take sturgeon under 60 inches. ...  They got a call of suspicious men near the bridge. 

...In our area, the Sturgeon river is closed until May 15, 2012.   Fishing in a closed area can result in high fines as well as seizing your fishing gear and anything else that is related to the offense, including boats and vehicles.   The mouth of the Sturgeon that goes into Big Lake is a spawning ground for northern Pike.   That area is shallow water that warms up quickly making the environment good for spawning.    Leave fish alone during the closed season from April 1 to May 14, which will help preserve the future of fishing.


...31 &ndash; Walleye limit 0; Pike limit 3 over 63 cm; Perch limit 15. 

...If you spot someone fishing during the closed season call the 'Report A Poacher' hotline at 1-800-642-3800.   The other number people can call is #3800 free on a cell phone.   If Fish and Wildlife Officers lay charges, you qualify for a cash reward.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Philosophers on Women&#x2c; Marriage</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-05T04:37:35-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/eb8821fcaebdc1fcbceebfbe3fe64a16-18708.php#unique-entry-id-18708</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/eb8821fcaebdc1fcbceebfbe3fe64a16-18708.php#unique-entry-id-18708</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.   We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.   A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.   She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' - Anonymous 

* A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield 

 

* A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.   Next day he received a hundred letters.   They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous 

 

* First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'.   Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous 




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* Aussie cops using pirated software?

* Oregano could cure prostate cancer.

* Artillery shell exploded while man was drilling it.

* End stigma of cousin marriage: Researcher

* Nuclear plant shut down by tiny jellyfish-like creature.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Car Brochures Of Yesterday: 1939 Ford</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-05T04:37:27-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/086e5055d9c587eb1c979d674fc03e38-18706.php#unique-entry-id-18706</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/086e5055d9c587eb1c979d674fc03e38-18706.php#unique-entry-id-18706</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Celebrating Cinco de Mayo</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-05T04:37:19-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b9f8d64d60fe69ff7a0b5cdc14424fea-18704.php#unique-entry-id-18704</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b9f8d64d60fe69ff7a0b5cdc14424fea-18704.php#unique-entry-id-18704</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Cinco de Mayo is a perfect time to celebrate Mexican culture and history!   A common misconception is that this is Mexican Independence Day. 

The holiday in fact commemorates a battle between Mexican and French forces that took place in Puebla in 1862.   The Mexicans triumphed over the much larger and better trained French army. 

This unlikely victory is a source of pride for Mexicans and is remembered every year on May 5th.

Details here.

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Deer Close Up


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>May 4&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-04T04:05:10-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5e72ab4e5b14ce93c793e5ea099294b8-18701.php#unique-entry-id-18701</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5e72ab4e5b14ce93c793e5ea099294b8-18701.php#unique-entry-id-18701</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa hot coffee and spend 10 minutes to start your day with St. 

...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


...Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. ...  Give our puzzles a whirl or a game of hangman. 

...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers.   Enjoy and please, tell your friends.   And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur. 


...Albert's Place reader is on an adventure of sorts with a trip first to the U.S. and then on to the orient.   That reader, whom we shall call our Mystery Traveller, is sending photographs to document the journey.   Today a look at the flora of Portland.


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...A shout out for one of my favourite bands and great friends.   Our efforts to keep a live music room in St. 

...I would like to see a full room for this great band, which obviously helps keep it live in our city of St. ...  The Fist Full of Blues kicked the Blues on Whyte with a six-nighter last month to a full room almost every night. 


Lets show our support and help keep the music room we so diligently keep for us all to enjoy.   Come on out and enjoy a night of great blues with some of Alberta's veteran musicians and our good friends the Fist Full of Blues. 


...Playing Tomorrow Night At LB's Pub 
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?   A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.




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* Scot village Dull twins with U.S. town Boring.

* Inflatable Stonehenge gives Glasgow a bounce in its step.

* Rare albino kangaroo born at Hungarian zoo.

* New purple crab species found in Philippines.

* New Zealand considers $100-a-pack cigarettes to curb smoking.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Old Cars And Old Movie Stars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-04T04:04:55-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bbf754fa07e7712bbb4f9950c7b6aceb-18698.php#unique-entry-id-18698</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bbf754fa07e7712bbb4f9950c7b6aceb-18698.php#unique-entry-id-18698</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Jean Harlow with her Cadillac:


William Powell admires Gary Cooper's Duesy:


 
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* Ants, ants, ants everywhere.    Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line.    So, get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march.    See for yourself. 

* Use air-freshener to clean mirrors.    It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine.

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Angel Falls


The Cotswolds, England


Delicate Butterflies


Lone Tree Sunset
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...Nice to see you back behind the viewfinder for another season Al. 

...Well folks, you can chalk up yet another failure for $ervu$ Place.   The money losing behemoth will be short whatever amount a small group of fans spent in the place for an entire AJHL season with the loss of the St. 

...Remember that fancy new arena that councils and administration touted would restore hockey to the city and attract major entertainment as well?   The current score is hockey/entertainment 2 = $ervu$ Place 0.   To our knowledge, not a single concert or major entertainment show has ever been booked by the management of the White Elephant.

...It's going to cost you even more for about 10 percent of the city's elite population who can afford the membership fees to use the facilities on the public purse.

...The town of Whitecourt, Alberta will join the Alberta Junior Hockey League for the 2012-2013 season.   The Alberta Junior Hockey League today unanimously approved a request submitted by the St Albert Steel to relocate the hockey club.

The Whitecourt Wolverines will begin operation immediately with details regarding the hockey operations staff, management and administration to be announced shortly.   The Wolverines will compete in the AJHL North Division, replacing the Steel and maintaining a balance of eight teams per division.   The newest member of the AJHL will play out of the recently renovated Scott Safety Centre in Whitecourt, a 1,058 seat facility.

The city of St Albert has a long standing history with the Alberta Junior Hockey League.   The city was previously home to the St Albert Saints (1977-2004) and recently the St Albert Steel (2007-2012).

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Philosophers on Women&#x2c; Marriage</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-03T02:34:45-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/12ee397655dc1e564a7101f14663c185-18692.php#unique-entry-id-18692</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/12ee397655dc1e564a7101f14663c185-18692.php#unique-entry-id-18692</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous 

 

* The great question. which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas 

 

* I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud 




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* Couple accidentally shot at gun safety class.

* In defence of obscure words.

* Emergency landing provokes questions about pilot's past.

* Woman kills man by squeezing his testicles.

* Friends throw dogs $5,000 wedding.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-03T02:34:36-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0a9b0089189947bbcdc26cf3b138ae84-18690.php#unique-entry-id-18690</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0a9b0089189947bbcdc26cf3b138ae84-18690.php#unique-entry-id-18690</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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* Pull your droopy pants up.   You look like an idiot.

* Turn your cap straight, your head isn't crooked.

* Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.'    I drive a pickup truck because I want to.    No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus.    Drive it or get out of the way.

* They are cattle.   They're live steaks.   That's why they smell funny to you.    But they smell like money to us.   Get over it.   Don't like it?   Highway 1 goes east and west, highway 2 goes north and south.    Pick one. 

* So you have a $60,000 car.    We're impressed.    We have $365,000 combines and hay balers that are driven only three weeks a year. 

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Seattle - A Library Unlike Any Other

...Albert's Place reader is on an adventure of sorts with a trip first to the U.S. and then on to the orient.   That reader, whom we shall call our Mystery Traveller, is sending photographs to document the journey.   Today a look at the magnificent Seattle Public Library.


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..."HOW  LOW  WILL YOU GO SHOW" at 9:00.   Then an Open Stage with "Shaved Posse" - Rocko Vaugeois, Charlie DeShane and Kenny Skoreyko 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Funny One Liners</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-02T04:56:46-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a8928c94154850088307ced80e6b230-18684.php#unique-entry-id-18684</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a8928c94154850088307ced80e6b230-18684.php#unique-entry-id-18684</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

 

* Saving is the best thing.   Especially when your parents do it for you.

 

* Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

 

* They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!




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* Why do we scream 'Geronimo' when jumping from things?

* Saudi man spends 15 years in jail on father's order.

* Dog likes to help his owner thatch roofs.

* Cocaine use speeds up aging of the brain.

* New fashions solve dilemma of where to hide the gun.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-02T04:56:38-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c9cb77eba8f59021c20399ac3aa9ad64-18682.php#unique-entry-id-18682</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c9cb77eba8f59021c20399ac3aa9ad64-18682.php#unique-entry-id-18682</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Walk Through Saskatchewan&#x27;s History</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-02T04:56:34-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1fb6f2171cec1f35bb3294a9ed34b930-18681.php#unique-entry-id-18681</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1fb6f2171cec1f35bb3294a9ed34b930-18681.php#unique-entry-id-18681</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[


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Eole Water claims to have successfully modified the traditional wind turbine design to create the WMS1000, an appliance that can manufacture drinking water from humid air.

The company aims to start rolling out the giant products for sale later in 2012, initially focusing on remote communities in arid countries where water resources are scarce.

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...Johnny has traveled throughout Canada, coast to coast, playing his special brand of rockin' blues with the likes of the late, great Dutch Mason, Big Dave McLean and numerous other Canadian blues icons.   As a young man he lived a gypsy's life exploring the deep American south, hustling pool and living for the moment.   He worked as a carney and when the rides fell silent, Johnny would entertain the carnival crew with his honest and edgy performances. 


Whenever possible he would frequent the local blues clubs and was a witness to the evolution of the some of the blues masters such as Freddie King and John Lee Hooker.   At age 40 Johnny emerged with a head full of songs and an intention to live his music, his way, on the right side of the law.   Though he has appeared on many recordings and has extensive stage experience, Johnny has never made a full length recording of his own &hellip; until &rdquo;Stormriders&rdquo; which chronicles Johnny's life from those early days until the present. 


The songs are a direct and true reflection of a man who would lay down his life for a true friend.   There is a gunslinger's swagger and a &lsquo;devil may care' attitude that permeates his soulful songwriting and performances.   He is a true Canadian treasure with a penchant for blues that will rock you to the core.


Johnny has supported and helped organize a lot of great shows in Edmonton.   Johnny is well connected&nbsp;and respected&nbsp;in&nbsp;the music community across Canada and I thank Johnny for introducing me to and getting me the chance to sit on&nbsp;drums &nbsp;with the likes of the late great Gaye Delorme and hooking up the National Steel Guitar tour with Big Dave Maclean and Doc Maclean act coming to our stage on October 11th&nbsp;of last&nbsp;year.   I enjoy getting the drumming gigs with Johnny along with bassist Garry Zimmerman.   We have done a few power trio shows this year and also have had the honour of sitting in with respected local guests Johnny invites to join us as part of the show.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Older Crowd</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-01T05:40:38-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/09745fe7060b83ecd4b77c720ea1fb03-18676.php#unique-entry-id-18676</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/09745fe7060b83ecd4b77c720ea1fb03-18676.php#unique-entry-id-18676</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.   This is so true.   I love to hear them say "you don't look that old."

* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

* Some people try to turn back their odometers.   Not me!   I want people to know why I look this way.   I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.




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* White killer whale adult spotted in wild for first time.

* Why dieting makes you fat.

* Excessive car sex arousing the ire of NYC residents.

* Heinz baked beans can celebrates Queen's anniversary.

* Mad cow disease found in California.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Junk Auto Parts As Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-05-01T05:40:30-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/220277048e163868a41830d9d6dad12a-18674.php#unique-entry-id-18674</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/220277048e163868a41830d9d6dad12a-18674.php#unique-entry-id-18674</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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Carbonated water, with nothing else in it, can dissolve limestone, talc, and many other low-Moh's hardness minerals.   Coincidentally, carbonated water is the main ingredient in soda.

According to the U.S.   Department of Agriculture, Americans eat more than 22 pounds of tomatoes every year.   More than half this amount is eaten in the form of ketchup and tomato sauce.

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Brightly Coloured Butterfly


Red Boat At Anchor


Orange Rose


The Colours Of Fall
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...Johnny has traveled throughout Canada, coast to coast, playing his special brand of rockin' blues with the likes of the late, great Dutch Mason, Big Dave McLean and numerous other Canadian blues icons.   As a young man he lived a gypsy's life exploring the deep American south, hustling pool and living for the moment.   He worked as a carney and when the rides fell silent, Johnny would entertain the carnival crew with his honest and edgy performances. 


Whenever possible he would frequent the local blues clubs and was a witness to the evolution of the some of the blues masters such as Freddie King and John Lee Hooker.   At age 40 Johnny emerged with a head full of songs and an intention to live his music, his way, on the right side of the law.   Though he has appeared on many recordings and has extensive stage experience, Johnny has never made a full length recording of his own &hellip; until &rdquo;Stormriders&rdquo; which chronicles Johnny's life from those early days until the present. 


The songs are a direct and true reflection of a man who would lay down his life for a true friend.   There is a gunslinger's swagger and a &lsquo;devil may care' attitude that permeates his soulful songwriting and performances.   He is a true Canadian treasure with a penchant for blues that will rock you to the core.


Johnny has supported and helped organize a lot of great shows in Edmonton.   Johnny is well connected&nbsp;and respected&nbsp;in&nbsp;the music community across Canada and I thank Johnny for introducing me to and getting me the chance to sit on&nbsp;drums &nbsp;with the likes of the late great Gaye Delorme and hooking up the National Steel Guitar tour with Big Dave Maclean and Doc Maclean act coming to our stage on October 11th&nbsp;of last&nbsp;year. ...  We have done a few power trio shows this year and also have had the honour of sitting in with respected local guests Johnny invites to join us as part of the show.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mothers-In Law</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-30T05:02:25-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/57f73153b1d6e55a95e575355088dea8-18668.php#unique-entry-id-18668</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/57f73153b1d6e55a95e575355088dea8-18668.php#unique-entry-id-18668</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom.&nbsp;   He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep.&nbsp; 

Not to be denied, the husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.&nbsp;   "How'd you get down here so fast?"   he asked.&nbsp;   "We were just making love!"&nbsp; 

"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there!&nbsp;   She came over early and had complained of having a headache.&nbsp;   I told her to lie down for a while."&nbsp; 

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom.&nbsp;   "Mother, I can't believe this happened.&nbsp;   Why didn't you say something?"&nbsp; 

The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!"




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* Animal pictures of the week slideshow.

* Phone data shows romance driven by women.

* America's best doughnuts.

* Duck makes daily deli pilgrimage.

* Teen arrested after faking cancer, collecting $17,000.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Car Brochures Of Yesterday: 1960 Pontiac Wagon</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-30T05:02:17-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/be16416e12cb916e85f1c206708bc986-18666.php#unique-entry-id-18666</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/be16416e12cb916e85f1c206708bc986-18666.php#unique-entry-id-18666</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Clever Ideas To Make Life Easier</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-30T05:02:13-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4380a14d088eb2b74fda205ac622ddb8-18665.php#unique-entry-id-18665</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4380a14d088eb2b74fda205ac622ddb8-18665.php#unique-entry-id-18665</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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Although the dish has been a Kentucky crowd-pleaser for more than 150 years, few culinary historians, indeed few Kentuckians, see eye-to-eye on the who, what, when, where, and why of burgoo.   And how could they?   With so much speculation surrounding burgoo's origin and its exotic name, who's to know what's fact and what's fiction?

Get a taste of some hypotheses here at epicurious.

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Fancy Tree House


Floating Leaves


On The River Near Montreal


Small Waterfall
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A Look At The New Edmonton International

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I didn't like my beard at first.   Then it grew on me.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.


Broken pencils are pointless.





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* 500 new fairytales discovered in Germany.

* Asparagus, royalty and the joys of seasonal eating.

* Military wife hears of husband's death via Facebook.

* The world's weirdest wanted posters.

* Are North Koreans really 3 inches shorter than South Koreans?]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Exotic Automobiles</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-29T05:47:48-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/858c0ac8df09136679bb2ed0244b92da-18658.php#unique-entry-id-18658</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/858c0ac8df09136679bb2ed0244b92da-18658.php#unique-entry-id-18658</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pictures From The Past</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-29T05:47:42-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/be8585e93e828c297d084432eb1d9c63-18657.php#unique-entry-id-18657</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/be8585e93e828c297d084432eb1d9c63-18657.php#unique-entry-id-18657</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Ringo Starr and David Bowie:


 

Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire:


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A tribute to a man who DID make a difference.

ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING

'I ruined my hands in the ring.   The referee kept stepping on them.'

ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR

'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'. 

ON GOLF

'Golf is my profession.   Show business is just to pay the green fees.'

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Misty Stream


Hilltop Lake


National Geo Reflecting Cave


Wild Piglets
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...And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur. 


...This bird had only looked at me once and was busy trying to get grubs out of the tree. 


...I took about 40 photos and edited down to 10 that I was happy with.


Fishermen waiting for the main lakes to become ice free can start heading to your local trout ponds as most of them are just about ice free. 

...The guide is free of charge and ask for it when you buy or renew your fishing license. 


I would also suggest you remember to pinch your barbs on the hook because the fine is over $200.


...Last weekend I made a trip to Heritage Lake (Morinville reservoir) and fish were striking on the edge of the ice in 10 feet or less water.


A wise elder said to me that the fish are always under the surface of the water and asked me to share this with everybody.


...The Social Master Plan is next up on Council's agenda and will be talked about at the May 30th Council Town Hall meeting. &nbsp;

...And, these things are important as they show the interest in the community in putting forward spending ideas. &nbsp;  If you choose not to SAY otherwise, then Council will think everyone in SA is for spending oodles of money on new programs. &nbsp;  We just saw this happen in the Recreation and Cultural Master plans which were recently blessed by Council.


...BUT there are a few areas labeled OTHER where you can say what is important to you.   I put that while social issues are important, my answers do not mean I approve of a whole bunch more spending, and that spending levels are high enough on a lot of these issues. 

...If you think it's time for council to rein in spending, here is your chance to make a difference. 

...The people have spoken and the results are not good for the Art Gallery of St. ...  From our informal survey, council would be ill-advised to give any more funds the the Arts and Heritage Foundation for anything, never mind a sweeping remodel of its art gallery.   The gallery is very low on the priority list of local residents and most never use it at all. ...  Albert does not have to have an art gallery Here is a look at the outcome:


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* Ladies first.   Pretty ladies sooner.

 

* A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

 

* You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

 

* It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.




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* UFO video over France enhanced and analyzed.

* Lamborghini unveils amazing Uras.

* Liquid concrete floods upscale NYC hotel.

* Ansel Adams photos capture LA in the 1940s.

* World's most endangered tribe calls for help.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Aluminum Can Model Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-28T04:43:23-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2de0f1b6fcdcabba7750f09dd7dc447c-18650.php#unique-entry-id-18650</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2de0f1b6fcdcabba7750f09dd7dc447c-18650.php#unique-entry-id-18650</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Urban Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-28T04:43:19-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0cc41ee045c5c02deb9ca21792488c45-18649.php#unique-entry-id-18649</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0cc41ee045c5c02deb9ca21792488c45-18649.php#unique-entry-id-18649</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


	<img src="http://media.kiva.org/global_financier_retired.gif" width="300" height="250" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" border="0" align="bottom" />


</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pizza Hut Adds Cheeseburgers To The Crust</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-28T04:43:14-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/29eced8a5e743dcc392489bbcd3cd5a9-18648.php#unique-entry-id-18648</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/29eced8a5e743dcc392489bbcd3cd5a9-18648.php#unique-entry-id-18648</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[In the world of unnecessary pizza innovation, those crazy guys at Pizza Hut have outdone themselves yet again.

Just a few weeks back, they were tirelessly stuffing crusts with hot dogs and now they're adding mini cheeseburgers to the pizzas we know and love.

Details on ShortList.

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Hawaiian Sunset


Red Forest Path, Italy


Lava Tube Cave, California


Cherry Blossoms
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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 27&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-27T04:54:31-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4585646dd621f831ce9af662b6357541-18645.php#unique-entry-id-18645</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4585646dd621f831ce9af662b6357541-18645.php#unique-entry-id-18645</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa hot coffee and spend 10 minutes to start your day with St. 

...A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


...Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. 

...And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur. 


...Yesterday our Administrative Assistant sent an event notice to a regular email list, which is comprised of individual and family memberships, dignitaries such as city council and government officials, administrators, business owners, organizations and suppliers.   It looks like the choice of words could have been different, to perhaps better convey what was intended.


The invitation is open to all, so the message that it is only for a select group is not accurate. ...  The invitation is especially to people who may not know much about our city's public art gallery, programs, events, the heritage site and history (ie.   Banque d'Hochelaga built in 1920 and the International Style addition in 1966), and the work in building community. ...  The Gazette is running the gallery open house info on their &lsquo;What&rsquo;s On&rsquo; section of next Wednesday&rsquo;s paper and invitations are sent


The vision and info has already been presented in different formats, to council members, at council chambers April 2, through newspaper articles, websites, email and with visitors.   First-hand experiences and visuals may bring greater understanding, so participating in gallery programs and events is encouraged. 


...The current exhibit runs until Saturday, and the next begins next Thursday with the first Art Walk of the season and the 17th annual High Energy show, with students from five St. ...  The reception is open to everyone, May 3, 6-9 pm; this show brings many families, grandparents and friends of students together, as well as the hundreds of people who walk through downtown, art walk venues and businesses.


...Since it is taxpayers who must foot the bill if council approves a nearly $5 million expenditure for the Accessibility Project, we thought we should ask local residents for their opinion on what the gallery means to them in their everyday lives in this city.   Please provide your answers to the five questions below to gauge the value received for money spent on such a project.   Since we don't want one person's opinion to influence another, the poll results will remain hidden until we release them tomorrow morning. ...  Many are only answering the first two of them for some reason.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Black Bra </title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-27T04:54:28-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ee9f493dd66868b874ed2d49ee871487-18644.php#unique-entry-id-18644</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ee9f493dd66868b874ed2d49ee871487-18644.php#unique-entry-id-18644</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I had lunch with two of my unmarried girl friends.   One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for over 20 years. 

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.   We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes on what would happen. 

  

Here's how it all went.   

  

My engaged friend : 

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.   He saw me and said, 'You are the woman  of my dreams.   I love you.'   Then we made passionate love all nightlong.   

  

The mistress: 

Me too!   The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.   When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.   

  

Then I had to share my story: 

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.   When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"





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* The Mom who weeps diamonds.

* Man shot twice, doesn't realize it until next day.

* 3,000 ancient Buddhas unearthed in China.

* Badger cull underway in Britain.

* 'World's rudest waiter' restaurant shuts after 100 years.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Old Cars And Old Movie Stars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-27T04:54:20-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fb5a9b5c9127328768117c61c84d4fe3-18642.php#unique-entry-id-18642</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fb5a9b5c9127328768117c61c84d4fe3-18642.php#unique-entry-id-18642</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Carl Brisson behind the wheel of his 1934 Isotta Fraschini:


Al Jolson with his Mercedes:


 
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A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

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Albino Peacock


The Bello Nebula


Foggy Undulations


Day And Night In New York
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...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur. 


An Open Request To Arts and Heritage, St. 

...It has been brought to our attention that the Art Gallery of St.   Albert is holding an open house May 5 and has invited a select group of local citizens to attend to "find out the FACTS about the Art Gallery Accessibility Project", and you as&nbsp;Administrative Assistant,&nbsp;Arts and Heritage, St.   Albert have been informing residents the 'FACTS' will be available at the open house.

...Albert's daily news and information site, we too are interested in those 'FACTS' that you mention in your email to local citizens. 

...Since it is public money you want to build an edifice when council merely wanted your group to provide a proposal for handicapped accessibility, we strongly feel the public has a right to know these 'FACTS'.

Thanks in advance for your response to this email which has been presented to the public on our website this morning.

...We sent this email to Suellen Pineau, Administrative Assistant, Arts and Heritage, St.   Albert early today in response to an email leaked to SAP that she has been sending to a 'select few' citizens of the community.   Since any spending on the 'Art Gallery Accessibility Project' will come out of the pockets of every taxpayer, not just that select few, we are asking publicly for the supposed 'FACTS' that Arts and Heritage refer to in their invitation.   Every local taxpayer deserves access to whatever they are trying to present to that select few in a by-invitation-only setting.   Arts and Heritage are playing their cards close to their chest and it's time the dealer called and asked they to lay those cards on the table.   Or do they too, like the city of St.   Albert Starbucks affair, have facts to be kept hidden from the public?


...Albert's Place fishing columnist Paul C caught this mallard hen sitting in a spruce tree down at Hawrelak Park last weekend.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Different Ways Of Looking At Things</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-26T06:24:16-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0edfec361cd45d7e621ac5bdf5a2aa7b-18636.php#unique-entry-id-18636</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0edfec361cd45d7e621ac5bdf5a2aa7b-18636.php#unique-entry-id-18636</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. 

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' 

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' 




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* I think you are wonderful.

* One in 10 men prefer iPads to women.

* 8-year-old environmentalist raises $250 in 12 hours.

* Meet one of the oldest chimps in captivity.

* Woman collars creep after lewd act on subway.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-26T06:24:07-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/606dd3fe30033998698779edf8c24d50-18634.php#unique-entry-id-18634</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/606dd3fe30033998698779edf8c24d50-18634.php#unique-entry-id-18634</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Alsance Region Of France</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-26T06:24:03-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a319050e58208b79ece3689e05ceb34-18633.php#unique-entry-id-18633</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a319050e58208b79ece3689e05ceb34-18633.php#unique-entry-id-18633</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Remembering Hollywood Squares</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-26T06:23:59-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/36109277f816d0da37ea41ec49904a50-18632.php#unique-entry-id-18632</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/36109277f816d0da37ea41ec49904a50-18632.php#unique-entry-id-18632</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted.   Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. 

Q.   Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? 

A.   George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. 

Q.   Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? 

A.   Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? 

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An Epic Sandcastle


Chicago At Night
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...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


...Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. ...  Give our puzzles a whirl or a game of hangman. 

...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur. 


...Could you please announce that there will be a free bus to the SUN AGM on April 25, 2012, held at the Santa Maria Goretti Community Centre, 11050-90 St. 

...The bus will pick up passengers in front of the St.   Albert Legion at 8:30 a.m., return about 1:30 p.m.


...According to Elections Alberta the voter turnout on Monday was 57 per cent. 


...That means that more than four out of 10 eligible voters stayed home.    That, combined with the fact that a full 56 per cent of those who did vote wanted the Tories out &ndash; and that&rsquo;s not even taking into account all the NDPers, Liberals and others (like me) who voted PC not only to keep the Wildrose out, but also to keep &ldquo;certain candidates&rdquo; in their respective ridings out. 


...Could have made a big difference if those people had voted.  

...Part of the problem could be solved by tossing out our antiquated 'First Past the Post' method of elections where parties unwanted by the majority gain a majority government.   A proportional representation system would have given us a PC minority government, as it should be.


...Albert's Place reader Bixman has a puzzle picture for you to solve, so whatzit?


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...The Things That People Send Us


...Not sure if anyone else would put this much effort into making an omelet.


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I did a theatrical performance about puns.   It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first?   They had reservations.




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* Cruise ship didn't aid drifting boat.

* Mom's death blamed on Coca-Cola.

* Six-legged giant finds secret hideaway, hides for 80 years.

* Fear of clowns is a serious issue.

* Does your cat need an iPad?]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-25T02:41:44-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/669e5ba76d11910b30f7a94a59fd1fda-18626.php#unique-entry-id-18626</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/669e5ba76d11910b30f7a94a59fd1fda-18626.php#unique-entry-id-18626</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>No Words Needed</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-25T02:41:38-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6c47e66b2f5ac26edcf3b25eebe14644-18625.php#unique-entry-id-18625</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6c47e66b2f5ac26edcf3b25eebe14644-18625.php#unique-entry-id-18625</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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Will one of these become your summer favourite?


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Fox Pup Napping


Frosty Trees


Whale Shark At Georgia Aquarium


Fancy Fountain Pens
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...A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur. 


...Fishing columnist Paul C was out checking the 'mighty Sturgeon river', as he calls it, and sent along this shot from near the Sandpiper golf course.


...Could you please announce that there will be a free bus to the SUN AGM on April 25, 2012, held at the Santa Maria Goretti Community Centre, 11050-90 St.

...The bus will pick up passengers in front of the St.  Albert Legion at 8:30 a.m., return about 1:30 p.m.


...There's been lots of campaign statements from all parties on how they would make municipalities more sustainable. 


...Albert's MLA (retired) and former City Councillor, will help us understand the likely impact of the election results for the city of St. 

...Bring others, all are welcome, lets ensure a good turnout for Ken, we're sure his insights will help us better understand what might be in store.

...Arts and Heritage are first off the mark again, one month after the Cultural Plan was passed and administration assured us it really wouldn't be expensive.    This variation on their proposal in 2010, will cost $5 million or more!

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...My cat Boo has the terrible habit of messing with the door stop to wake us up early in the morning. ...  When he flicks the door stop it scares the crap out of us and we wake up right away.


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...Todd has a very laid back guitar blues style and also sings.   He started jamming with Rick Shott at a lot of the open stages and they click well together joining forces to put out some aggressive blues tunes.   He also joined Rick Shott and Jared Sowan for a mini Alberta - B.C. tour where his chops got worked. ...  Todd started coming out to the Open Stage at LB's a few&nbsp;years ago, which resulted in him playing at the Nanaimo Blues Festival in August of 2009 and at the Vancouver Olympics in February of 2010.&nbsp;

...This evening will be dedicated to the memory of Darrell Kittlitz who passed away suddenly on April 24th 2010. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Anniversary Gifts</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-24T05:53:26-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/916e339f59fc2b36430ae4eb70e9c0dc-18620.php#unique-entry-id-18620</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/916e339f59fc2b36430ae4eb70e9c0dc-18620.php#unique-entry-id-18620</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A couple were celebrating 40 years together.   Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one.   'Sorry I'm running late.   I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father.   "The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.   I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father.   "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived.   "Hello and happy anniversary!   I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.   You see, we were very poor.   Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.   Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're all bastards?"

"Yep," said the father.   "And cheap ones too!"





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* World's largest colony of endangered turtles found.

* 'Eggless' chick laid by hen in Sri Lanka.

* Incredible pics of snake-eating spider.

* Alabama bans beer over dirty name.

* Men pay price for not reading instructions on hair removal creme.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Car Brochures Of Yesterday: 1949 Kaiser</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-24T05:53:18-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f80a2fd7eda58116152cb95d1be31646-18618.php#unique-entry-id-18618</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f80a2fd7eda58116152cb95d1be31646-18618.php#unique-entry-id-18618</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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But there&rsquo;s more to Smithsonian Magazine&rsquo;s top 20 towns than quaintness alone. 

With the help of geographic information systems company Esri, the magazine compiled a list of the top 20 best places across the country with populations under 20,000.

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...Albert's MLA (retired) and former City Councillor, will help us understand the likely impact of the election results for the city of St. 

...Bring others, all are welcome, lets ensure a good turnout for Ken, we're sure his insights will help us better understand what might be in store.

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...Albert veteran who joined the jam forces a few years ago.  Todd has a very laid back guitar blues style and also sings.   He started jamming with Rick Shott at a lot of the open stages and they click well together joining forces to put out some aggressive blues tunes.   He also joined Rick Shott and Jared Sowan for a mini Alberta - B.C. tour where his chops got worked. ...  Todd started coming out to the Open Stage at LB's a few&nbsp;years ago, which resulted in him playing at the Nanaimo Blues Festival in August of 2009 and at the Vancouver Olympics in February of 2010.&nbsp;

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Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. 

Now the dilemma, how to release the snake without getting bit.   So, I grabbed my bottle of Crown Royal and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. 


His eyes rolled back, he went limp.   I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.   It was that snake, with two more frogs.





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* Why hot sauce is one of America's fastest growing industries.

* Study says soccer is like sex for fans.

* Dick Clark's best '$25,000 Pyramid' moments.

* Woman injured during sex gets compensation payout.

* Surreal graffiti left behind in abandoned village.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Chevies Forever&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-23T04:58:23-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9b1ba6dece5004577387ea8b46319724-18610.php#unique-entry-id-18610</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9b1ba6dece5004577387ea8b46319724-18610.php#unique-entry-id-18610</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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It keeps your energy level high and you'll&nbsp;have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery.   As he was looking around, the lady asked if&nbsp;he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.   Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said:"My goodness, five loaves?   By the time you get to the third loaf, it'll be hard".

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this but me."





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* Structural engineer bird in action.

* 10 of the most exotic but deadly flowers.

* Grizzly bear locked in a Toyota.

* Gulf seafood deformities alarm scientists.

* Daring duo climb iceberg.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Beer Can Model Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-22T04:09:30-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/54e8addd6971a1dcfafd542a7e1b1f04-18602.php#unique-entry-id-18602</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/54e8addd6971a1dcfafd542a7e1b1f04-18602.php#unique-entry-id-18602</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mom&#x2c; What Does Virgin Mean?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-22T04:09:25-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3a7bbeb08448ad035ced7946bc3a4f40-18601.php#unique-entry-id-18601</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3a7bbeb08448ad035ced7946bc3a4f40-18601.php#unique-entry-id-18601</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The View From The Eiffel Tower</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-22T04:09:19-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2f84babee35fb435fbe8b123acc460b4-18599.php#unique-entry-id-18599</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2f84babee35fb435fbe8b123acc460b4-18599.php#unique-entry-id-18599</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[For those lucky folks who have been to the top of the Eiffel Tower, this view will be familiar, but for those who have not, you are about to experience that view.

It's a stunning 360&deg; panorama that you can spend a lot of time looking over the wonder of Paris.   Jut click on the picture to climb the tower.


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Spring Ice Storm


Bolivia Salt Desert After A Rain 


Magnificent Moth


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...There are some key things to do when you are out and about taking wildlife photos.   One of the most important things to do is wait for the shot. 

...The colors of wildlife are often the same color of there surroundings and they blend in quite well. 

...Some of my cool shots were taken from the inside of my van resting the camera on the window ledge. 

...The other tip is, do not use a flash because it might frighten the wildlife and the shot is done with natural light.&nbsp;&nbsp;  As you view my photos you will see that some of them are under exposed.   As I was taking a shot I did a quick view and then adjusted exposure for more light. ...  The more photos you take the better you will get at it. ...  I took the one day seminar and it was a lot of fun while learning.

Another tip is be prepared especially when you are driving on the highway leaving the camera very easy to access. ...  Some wildlife photos should only be photos taken from the inside of there vehicle like bear, moose with there young, wolves, mountain goats bison&nbsp;and big horn sheep just to name a few. 

...These shots from out near Elk Island Park are taken with a low power telephoto while leaning against the truck to steady the lens.

...All of my shots are taken in full manual mode to give better control of exposure. ...  I took 40 shots of the hawk and then reviewed which one I wanted to keep.


...I welcome all those&nbsp;who may want to view them at 122 ave. and 105 st.&nbsp;in Edmonton.&nbsp;

...In the photo above left, you can see the exposure was to far under because the snow is grey in colour.   For most people who buy new cameras they come with some simples forms of photoshop to edit photos.   When using a computer to view your photos it is a good idea to back up your data and keep a copy of the untouched original photo. ...  There is also a free on line editor called "Irfanview" and makes photo editing very easy to do.

...Hawerlak Park in Edmonton provides a good setting to start to learn how to use your camera. 

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Aisle Seat</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-21T04:06:47-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2717b58f2c1d891181a993d63c90b399-18595.php#unique-entry-id-18595</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2717b58f2c1d891181a993d63c90b399-18595.php#unique-entry-id-18595</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Two terrorists boarded a flight out of London.   One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat.   After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.   When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good.   I'd really like one too.'   Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

 

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.   When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.   He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours, 'Why does it have to be this way?'

 

'How long must this go on?   This fighting between our nations?   This hatred?   This animosity?   This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?'





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* El Salvador has its first murder-free day in three years.

* Silly Putty for potholes.

* Facebook and Apple a threat to internet freedom.

* WWII tank found after 62 years.

* Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-21T04:06:38-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0002561f101f79a1899af04341160267-18593.php#unique-entry-id-18593</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0002561f101f79a1899af04341160267-18593.php#unique-entry-id-18593</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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Grand Rapids, Michigan is the "SpaghettiOs Capital of the World" because per-capita consumption is highest in that city, per the Franco-American Company.   Reportedly, there are more than 1,750 "O's" in a 15-ounce can of SpaghettiOs.

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Bee In Mid Flight


April In The Grand Canyon


Palms And Surf


Beautiful Butterfly
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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 20&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-20T02:59:16-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9e413741ee91777bdcc7ce82c47d2e10-18588.php#unique-entry-id-18588</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9e413741ee91777bdcc7ce82c47d2e10-18588.php#unique-entry-id-18588</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa hot coffee and spend 10 minutes to start your day with St. 

...A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


...And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...As I see it, deciding how to vote on Monday is pretty simple: decide which party is going to manage healthcare in the way that is best&nbsp;for your own selfish interest, and vote for that party's candidate.


...None of that sweaty heavy lifting trying to decide what's best for the whole community of Alberta, or whether you are "your brother's keeper". 

...What if the Harper government delivers on its stated intention to quit making federal healthcare transfers, and provides undesignated transfers in lieu. 


...But there'd be no strings attached (follow federal healthcare funding/delivery rules, or we'll cut off your transfers).


If I've read correctly, Alberta received $17.1851-billion in healthcare transfers for 2011.   A bit too much to forgo, even in wealthy Alberta, simply because we'd like to "do 'er our way".


But with the Harper "improvement", our provincial government, whoever it is, will lose no transfer money,whatever&nbsp;change they make in either funding or delivery of healthcare.


...The list of the hundreds if not thousands who went to premature graves&nbsp; because of withheld healthcare has never been published.


...The Kleiners then went into modest repair mode (public outcry, or feds threatening to cut off transfers, or both? 

...If Harper changes the transfer rules, it's a safe bet that either PCs or WRA will radically privatize healthcare.


If Harper doesn't, WRA is awfully clear: they'll radically privatize&nbsp;anyway.&nbsp; ...  They'll continue (like chinese water torture) killing public healthcare one drop at a time.


...She appears to be outnumbered in her party by the blues.   Even if PCs get power, I don't think anyone can guarantee she won't suffer a palace revolt in her first year.


...One hitch: if you operate a family farm, I don't think this will work for you.   Your challenge (I think) is to choose the party you think will try hardest to assure survival of family farms.


...One thing seems sure and that is that Redford will not likely survive her first leadership test.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Different Ways Of Looking At Things</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-20T02:59:12-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c8fa9cf3e027301252c0daa2827f0381-18587.php#unique-entry-id-18587</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c8fa9cf3e027301252c0daa2827f0381-18587.php#unique-entry-id-18587</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the emergency room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.' 

'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 

He then added, 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.' 




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* The best way to sniff out your perfect partner.

* More blow for your dough.

* Brides-to-be using feeding tubes for rapid weight loss.

* George the goldfish develops Hitler moustache.

* Woman regains voice after 33 years without it.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rare Car Collection In Sooke&#x2c; B.C.</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-20T02:59:04-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f533a0d50589a33cab2d5f4a4e4eb819-18585.php#unique-entry-id-18585</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f533a0d50589a33cab2d5f4a4e4eb819-18585.php#unique-entry-id-18585</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Take a look at these beauties and relive the 50s.   Just click on the picture.


 
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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>See With Your Brain</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-20T02:58:56-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/eff3d5147030076f095b10c6646dc934-18583.php#unique-entry-id-18583</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/eff3d5147030076f095b10c6646dc934-18583.php#unique-entry-id-18583</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Instructions:

 

1.   Stare at the red dot on the girl's nose for 30 seconds.  

2.   Turn your eyes to a plain surface (your ceiling or blank wall).  

3.   Blink repeatedly and quickly.

 

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Iceland Waterfall


Malta Shoreline Cave


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Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa hot coffee and spend 10 minutes to start your day with St.   Albert's only daily news site. 


...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


Have an opinion, gripe or grin to share?   Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. ...  Give our puzzles a whirl or a game of hangman. ...  Got a story or photo to share? ...  We love your stuff from any location. 

...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...SAP regular Kerry is in Scotland and sent back these shots to enjoy.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Punographics To Enjoy</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-19T05:42:07-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/470743abd5d1329bf476dd57de05360c-18579.php#unique-entry-id-18579</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/470743abd5d1329bf476dd57de05360c-18579.php#unique-entry-id-18579</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.   It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.   He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea?   Hebrews it.


I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.   Then it dawned on me.


This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.





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* Let passengers take knives on planes.

* Smoking banned on New York's beaches.

* Marijuana-laced wine growing more fashionable.

* Why do we really get tattoos?

* I love my sugar daddy lifestyle.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-19T05:41:59-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/06af2072953bfc7e7918a996571e2c91-18577.php#unique-entry-id-18577</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/06af2072953bfc7e7918a996571e2c91-18577.php#unique-entry-id-18577</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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A tribute to a man who DID make a difference.

ON TURNING 70

'I still chase women, but only downhill'.

ON TURNING 80

'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'

ON TURNING 90

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

ON TURNING 100

'I don't feel old.   In fact, I don't feel anything until noon.   Then it's time for my nap.'

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Bangkok, Thailand


Kunming, Yunnan, China


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...Albert Administration is selling out the taxpayer to the development industry again, and most of Council seems to be more or less willing to go along.    Administration recently brought back their 2010 idea to have taxpayers pay $95 million for water infrastructure, including a new reservoir/pump station for the annexed lands, along with other principles that favour developers.  ...  Administration equates competitiveness with lower off-site levies and is citing this as the reason for bringing off-site levies back for review.    However, it is more likely that this renewed consultation with developers on off-site levies has more to do with the Landrex lawsuit, threats to stop development, and the Costco lure.  

...For residential developments - which it seems all owners/developers in the annexed lands want because they make more money - off-site levies do add some cost.    However, there is also more opportunity to include these in the cost of the land.    Using $49,000/ha for water off-site levies, and the city density target of 35 units/ha, this works out to $1400/lot.    If the market will not bear this additional cost, then developers can pare their profit margins, or not develop.    There is no justification for the current taxpayer to bear this cost either through additional taxes or increased utility costs.

...Another piece of the competitive picture is the city&rsquo;s own study which pointed out the non-competitive impact of the planning department's &ldquo;gold plated&rdquo; building and infrastructure standards for industrial lands as well as the city&rsquo;s &ldquo;difficult&rdquo; reputation with industrial developers.  ...  Boston, who raised the dastardly spectre of industrial developments with ditches and no curbs, desperately want to keep these standards.   

...In addition, because of the history of Council decisions that turned land designated for industrial use into commercial or residential, there is only a five--year supply of industrial land available for development.    Yet Council continues to dither over designating industrial areas in the annexed lands, because the land owners don't want it - since residential development makes them more money.    This whole debate seems to be leading Council to identifying industrial land in the farthest corners of St. 

...Prodded by Administration, in the name of efficiency and timeliness of decisions, in 2005 Council weakened the role of the MPC, and in 2008 abolished it.  ...  Albert, unlike other cities, got rid of the role of unbiased experts in the municipal land planning process.    Now a Council which is very limited in its knowledge of these issues is totally dependent on only the advice of city planners and the development industry. 

...Albert taxpayers paying the price of developers&rsquo; greed, Administration&rsquo;s arrogance and Council&rsquo;s lack of knowledge and experience in handling these issues.

...If history is any indicator, the taxpayer may again be the recipient of another council mistake where it hurts most. 

...Brought out the long lens today (April 16) for some practice at "gopherville" and got a talkin' to from this female.&nbsp; 

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Talking Frog</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-18T03:34:32-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e39cc4e9035c2314c42c10d05f9ee3c6-18571.php#unique-entry-id-18571</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e39cc4e9035c2314c42c10d05f9ee3c6-18571.php#unique-entry-id-18571</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A man is 72 years old and loves to fish.   He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see anyone.   He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.   The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you."  Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.   I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.   The frog said, "What, are you nuts?    Didn't you hear what I said?"   I said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah.    At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

With age comes wisdom.





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* Woman impregnated at concert seeks father on Craigslist.

* Top ten garden sheds: In pictures.

* Toy grenade evacuates World Financial Center.

* Wedding ring found after toilet flush.

* Graphic 'Safe Sex For Seniors' program raising eyebrows.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Exotic Automobiles</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-18T03:34:23-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/232500cfdbcb0516065ee693ac02637a-18569.php#unique-entry-id-18569</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/232500cfdbcb0516065ee693ac02637a-18569.php#unique-entry-id-18569</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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Ah, the memories.

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...And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...Well folks, our poll yesterday fell victim to to the Alberta Party and the Tim Osborne campaign's attempt to skew the poll in their favour. 

...The results have therefore been declared invalid, will not be published and will not influence any voter.   About all it does is inflate the ego of the Alberta Party and its local candidate who claims to have nearly 30 percent  support. 

...While such moves are common as a campaign tactic in any election, they do the candidate and the party much more harm than good, as is the case here.   It denies voters an honest look at their constituency and we predict Osborne will feel the result of voter's opinions  of his stunt at the polls.

A much more reliable poll conducted by the threehundredeight.com website has a more realistic prediction of the probable look of the Alberta legislature after the April 23rd vote. 

...We'll try another poll on the weekend and see if the Alberta Party supporters can demonstrate enough common sense to know that stacking a poll will not change the dismal prospect they face in this election.

The threehundredeight.com poll clearly shows that Albertans do not consider either the NDP, nor the Liberals as representing the change they desire.   Rather they have outright rejected the Liberals entirely and only a handful of seats are even possible for the NDP, likely in Redmonton.

It will be an interesting new legislature by all accounts with a Wildrose majority likely.


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...Music For Montserrat was a concert held on September 15, 1997 at the Royal Albert Hall.   Musicians came together to raise funds for the Caribbean island of Montserrat after a major volcanic eruption earlier that year had left the island devastated.   The concert starred musicians such as Phil Collins, Ray Cooper, Carl Perkins, Jimmy Buffett, Mark Knopfler, Sting, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Paul McCartney, Midge Ure, Arrow and many more, all of whom had once recorded at the island's famous AIR Studios.


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...Trevor - is a frontman singer guitarist on the jam scene in and around Edmonton. ...  Trevor&nbsp;was formerly&nbsp;a frontman with the band The Vindicators which&nbsp;put him in the jam scene's spotlight fronting one of Edmonton's finest bands and open stage on Sunday afternoons at 02 Joes on the northside.   Trevor likes&nbsp;having a reputation as a call upon fill-in frontman and always brings a carefree attitude to the stage.   First time feature for Trevor at the moosehead/barsnbands open stage.

We also are happy to have our vacationing house guitarist Jim Dyck back&nbsp;tonight.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Philosophers on Women&#x2c; Marriage</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-17T06:08:31-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b390e85c4db99b12c9765e87bae1f2e8-18563.php#unique-entry-id-18563</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b390e85c4db99b12c9765e87bae1f2e8-18563.php#unique-entry-id-18563</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette 

 

* After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry 

 

* By all means marry.   If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.   If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates 




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* Hamster stuck to cage after eating magnet.

* Best and worst jobs of 2012.

* Goats hit college campus.

* 'Dead' hamster digs itself out of grave.

* Women first rule ignored in ship disasters.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Junk Auto Parts As Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-17T06:08:24-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8f5a630a326c41602be7319d287164ed-18561.php#unique-entry-id-18561</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8f5a630a326c41602be7319d287164ed-18561.php#unique-entry-id-18561</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Interesting Outlooks On Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-17T06:08:20-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/be7e55bbb5a561113a17fcbd1a9f57e7-18560.php#unique-entry-id-18560</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/be7e55bbb5a561113a17fcbd1a9f57e7-18560.php#unique-entry-id-18560</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Cat With Two Faces Earns Guinness World Record</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-17T06:08:17-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4964039e336070d2cd3a8b1221b6d5be-18559.php#unique-entry-id-18559</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4964039e336070d2cd3a8b1221b6d5be-18559.php#unique-entry-id-18559</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[According to an article posted on News Telegram.com, a cat named Frankie and Louie has earned an odd Guinness World Record; he has become the longest living Janus cat.   Not familiar with the term?   A Janus cat is a cat that, despite the odds, is born with two faces.

Named after the Roman god Janus who had two faces, Janus cats have an incredibly low prognosis for living after they are born; more often than not, they die within a few hours or days after birth.


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...Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. 

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...Albert's Place On The Web has designed a simple poll to read the mood of the electorate.


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...Trevor - is a frontman singer guitarist on the jam scene in and around Edmonton. ...  Trevor&nbsp;was formerly&nbsp;a frontman with the band The Vindicators which&nbsp;put him in the jam scene's spotlight fronting one of Edmonton's finest bands and open stage on Sunday afternoons at 02 Joes on the northside.   Trevor likes&nbsp;having a reputation as a call upon fill-in frontman and always brings a carefree attitude to the stage.   First time feature for Trevor at the moosehead/barsnbands open stage.

We also are happy to have our vacationing house guitarist Jim Dyck back&nbsp;tonight.


...Every Tuesday night from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
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* Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

 

* Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

 

* Marriage is give and take.   You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

 

* My wife and I always compromise.   I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.




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* Nude maid service raising eyebrows in Texas.

* Survey reveals strangest help desk requests.

* Menthol cigarettes may increase stroke risk.

* Tween novel written in text message shorthand.

* Escaped pet birds teaching wild birds to speak English.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-16T06:41:37-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/24bf21082985dda3fd8298488fd365bb-18553.php#unique-entry-id-18553</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/24bf21082985dda3fd8298488fd365bb-18553.php#unique-entry-id-18553</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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That&rsquo;s like leaving the other children out on the porch.   In winter.   So many deserve to be included. 


It&rsquo;s not about hats, horses or honchos but psychology, people being tested.   So don&rsquo;t spit in the dirt if you don&rsquo;t see your favourite. 


I wear the star, so I get to choose.

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Snowboarder's View


Baobab Trees


Clouds On Fire


Kangaroos On The Beach
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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 15&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-15T04:34:45-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cb17c5892839cf8667c2c534eac87807-18548.php#unique-entry-id-18548</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cb17c5892839cf8667c2c534eac87807-18548.php#unique-entry-id-18548</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Pull up a chair, grab a cuppa hot coffee and spend 10 minutes to start your day with St.   Albert's only daily news site. 


...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


Have an opinion, gripe or grin to share?   Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. ...  Give our puzzles a whirl or a game of hangman. ...  Got a story or photo to share? 

...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...Albert's Place reader Kerry is currently enjoying a tour of Scotland and sent back these photos of Edinburgh Castle.


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...Links To Other Stories In The News:


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...Oilers taking Sutter for a test drive? - Edmonton Journal

...A rare species of bear found only in Canada.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mothers-In Law</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-15T04:34:41-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e411ead6aa7435f1f62989adedb37cc5-18547.php#unique-entry-id-18547</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e411ead6aa7435f1f62989adedb37cc5-18547.php#unique-entry-id-18547</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her.&nbsp;  He called his mother to share his good news with her.&nbsp;  He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee.&nbsp; 

When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.&nbsp;   His mother inquired as to why he had brought THREE women, instead of just one.&nbsp; 

He replied that he wanted to see if his mother would be able to guess which one of the women was her future daughter-in-law.&nbsp; 

She looked at each one carefully and then replied:&nbsp; "It's the redhead."&nbsp; 

"How could you possibly have figured that out so quickly?"   he inquired.&nbsp; 

She coldly replied, "Because I can't stand HER."




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* Hangover cure buses launched in Las Vegas.

* Is your job killing you?

* Woman breaking into 'boy's club' at brewery.

* Woman accused of stiletto attack found online.

* Fake doctor used perverted treatments.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-15T04:34:33-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b446b5ba9df39a08de1de55b1d13b14c-18545.php#unique-entry-id-18545</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b446b5ba9df39a08de1de55b1d13b14c-18545.php#unique-entry-id-18545</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Irony Or What?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-15T04:34:29-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c45dfd22a332cbd7179dd6b35d9708c8-18544.php#unique-entry-id-18544</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c45dfd22a332cbd7179dd6b35d9708c8-18544.php#unique-entry-id-18544</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>How Many Calories Can Fast Food Lovers Take?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-15T04:34:25-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/938ad9c6b3b94cdffef22701f370a076-18543.php#unique-entry-id-18543</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/938ad9c6b3b94cdffef22701f370a076-18543.php#unique-entry-id-18543</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[It seems fast food outlets are doing their best to outdo each other in loading even more calories onto their offerings.


First there was the hot dog-stuffed crust pizza served up by Pizza Hut - an eye-popping 270 calories a slice.


Now Burger King have come up with an eye-watering rival product of their own that combines sweet and savoury: the Bacon Sundae.

Read more here. 

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Father And Son


Frozen Lake Baikal, Siberia


Water So Clear You Have To Look Twice


A Deck To Remember
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...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


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...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...Area residents Doug and Helen were busy shooting the countryside of Thailand on their recent visit there. 


...Could you put something on SAP to alert all Shaw users?  ...  I sent an email to Shaw (below).


...I received the email message below in my Inbox on my shaw.ca email account on Thursday afternoon.    I think it&rsquo;s something that your users should be made aware of.    This is &ldquo;spam&rdquo; and whoever is sending this is looking to collect people&rsquo;s personal information for identity theft or otherwise.    Of course, I did not respond to the email message and am reporting it to you.


...You have exceeded the limit of your mailbox set by your Web service, and you will be having problems in sending and receiving mails, you may loose all your information's when your account is disabled.

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Philosophers on Women&#x2c; Marriage</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-14T05:47:23-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4bf8f21cb329e56125e518262c856d0d-18539.php#unique-entry-id-18539</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4bf8f21cb329e56125e518262c856d0d-18539.php#unique-entry-id-18539</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - Nash 


 


* You know what I did before I married?   Anything I wanted to. - Anonymous 


 


* My wife and I were happy for twenty years.   Then we met. - Henny Youngman 





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* Meth lab found in Walmart restroom.

* 30% of all web traffic is porn.

* Nude ferry riot.

* Girl involved in two crashes on same day.

* Woman says she used telepathy after plunge off cliff.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Car Brochures Of Yesterday: 1941 Lincoln</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-14T05:47:13-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/23c3be897e46df81ca7ec0164c91b62d-18537.php#unique-entry-id-18537</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/23c3be897e46df81ca7ec0164c91b62d-18537.php#unique-entry-id-18537</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>No Words Needed</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-14T05:47:09-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e9bbd539a9600b08ecdd0b1c7cc44ca1-18536.php#unique-entry-id-18536</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e9bbd539a9600b08ecdd0b1c7cc44ca1-18536.php#unique-entry-id-18536</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


	<img src="http://media.kiva.org/global_financier_retired.gif" width="300" height="250" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" border="0" align="bottom" />


</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Drinking Alcohol May Significantly Enhance Problem Solving</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-14T05:47:05-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d516e16394c5aa39866c9af021117e37-18535.php#unique-entry-id-18535</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d516e16394c5aa39866c9af021117e37-18535.php#unique-entry-id-18535</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Drinking alcohol may enhance a person&rsquo;s problem solving skills, according to a new study.

Scientists found that men who either drank two pints of beer or two glasses of wine before solving brain teasers not only got more questions right, they also were quicker in delivering correct answers, compared to men who answered the questions sober.

While the latest findings go against the traditional beliefs that alcohol impairs analytical thinking and rational thoughts, lead author Professor Jennifer Wiley of the University of Illinois at Chicago discovered that alcohol may enhance creativity problem solving by reducing the mind&rsquo;s working memory capacity, which is the ability to concentrate on something in particular.

Beer anyone?

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Links To Today&#x27;s Outstanding Photographs</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-14T05:47:00-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/088a8530209f075989b80dd57f43b1d1-18534.php#unique-entry-id-18534</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/088a8530209f075989b80dd57f43b1d1-18534.php#unique-entry-id-18534</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Symphony Of Lights


African Sillouette


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...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


Have an opinion, gripe or grin to share?   Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. ...  Give our puzzles a whirl or a game of hangman. ...  Got a story or photo to share? 

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As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."




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* On the trail with Bigfoot hunters.

* Study says most hybrid buyers don't buy another.

* Headed to NYC?   Watch our for restaurant Nello.

* Jet engine blasts woman into wall.

* Did sperm bank founder father 600 children?]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-13T05:22:16-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/75ed8d6bb25792a0d125421da00a3cdd-18529.php#unique-entry-id-18529</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/75ed8d6bb25792a0d125421da00a3cdd-18529.php#unique-entry-id-18529</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the commercials?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

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Just Clouds


Moonlight Owl


Brown Bear


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...A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


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...One of my more recent trips to Hawerlak Park, I came across this bird feeder made out of a plastic one litre milk container. 


...The feeder is secured to the tree with nylon rope.   This would make a good project for kids to build a feeder for a Mother's Day present.


The container needs to be well rinsed out with water.&nbsp;   Cut an opening with a knife or scissors about two inches from the bottom of the container.   The opening should be four inches or bigger if you so desire.


You will need to&nbsp;leave extra plastic at the top that forms a rain gutter and at the bottom that helps stiffen the plastic to form a perch for the birds to perch on.


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...Bart the Bear&trade; was born in a zoo in 1977 and adopted by Doug and Lynne Seus and trained to be in films.   The Seuses grand adventures with Bart took them from the Austrian Alps to the bejeweled backstage of the Academy Awards.   Bart appeared in hundreds of films, including "The Bear", "The Great Outdoors", "Legends of the Fall", "Clan of the Cave Bear", and "The Edge", among others. ...  This video is a tribute to Bart, the Seuses, and the conservation nonprofit they created to protect habitat for wild grizzlies, The Vital Ground Foundation.   Since its founding in 1990, Vital Ground has helped to protect and enhance over 416,000 acres of habitat in Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, Alaska, and British Columbia.   For more information or to make a donation to Vital Ground, visit: www.vitalground.org.


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"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." 

"Oh, I understand," I said.   "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said.   "A normal person would pull the plug.   Would you like a bed near the window?"





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* Norway's mass killer declared sane.

* Open letter to my son's teacher and principal.

* Radioactive particles from Japan detected in California kelp.

* Lost dog signs illegal in Newark.

* In Pakistan, your moustache or your life.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-12T04:19:26-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d75d6a45f498d335741f44d9b3298df9-18521.php#unique-entry-id-18521</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d75d6a45f498d335741f44d9b3298df9-18521.php#unique-entry-id-18521</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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Q.   According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? 

A.   Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. 

Q.   It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? 

A.   Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected. 

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Colourful Seashell


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...April 11, 2012, marks one year since 4-month-old Delonna Sullivan died within six days of being mistakenly apprehended into child protective custody. 

...Details of plans for two events/dates to celebrate the short life of baby Delonna, raise awareness, effect change and shine a light on this very dark issue follow.   Stigma attached to Child Welfare has largely resulted in misinformation towards who actually comprise the Child Welfare System: AADL (Alberta Aids to Daily Living) reports with Government data: &ldquo;70% of children in care&rdquo; are children with special needs. 


All across our great Country the mortality rate of children in "protection" is soaring above that of the rest of the child population.   Alberta's own Grave Legacy: &ldquo;We Apprehend the most children in the world.&rdquo; &ndash; Muriel Stanley Venne, Aboriginal Leader.


...The most vulnerable are suffering loss of life. 13-year-old Samantha Martin, is one of the casualties: Velvet Martin and her family experienced first-hand negative effects as parents to a child born with disability referred to the System for supports, but instead out of home placement culminated in tragedy. 


...Alberta FSCD (Family Support for Children with Disabilities) Act, Section 2-3, Manual Amendments: Policy and Procedures in Family Centred Supports and Services.   SAMANTHA'S LAW "The Family Support for Children with Disabilities Program to have separate legislation from that of child protection services."


...Protecting Canadian Children will be hosting both Edmonton and Calgary events: 


...Members from Protecting Canadian Children in New Brunswick and Ontario will be in Alberta to help support Family Preservation.   Alfredine (Linda) Plourde, Founder and Author of Protecting Canadian Children will be in attendance at both demonstrations.


...The date was chose specifically in recognition of little Delonna Victoria Sullivan, baby daughter of Jamie Sullivan and granddaughter of Marilyn Koren who died six days following apprehension by the Province.   Everyone is encouraged to come out and celebrate the life of Baby Delonna Sullivan and pay respect to surviving family.   Protecting Canadian Children representatives will also travel to Calgary to meet southern residents on Friday, April 13th at the Court House.


...We will meet on the steps of the Edmonton Alberta Legislature on Wednesday morning at 11:00 a.m. 

...Following the event at the Edmonton Legislature, those who wish to offer continued support are welcome to attend the Office of Child & Youth Family Services, where Delonna was apprehended: Leduc Neighborhood Centre, Human Services, 4901 - 50 Avenue, Leduc, AB.


...A walk will begin at Olympic Plaza and end with a Rally at the McDougal Centre. 


...Politicians are encouraged to attend events to show Canadians that they value our Country&rsquo;s greatest resource:  Our CHILDREN.


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The knight then rode off on the first leg of his journey to the Holy Land, but he had only traveled barely an hour when he was suddenly aware of the sound of pounding hooves behind him.   He turned to see that it was his best friend. 

"What is the problem?"   asked the knight. 

His best friend replied: "You gave me the wrong key."





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* Ranch dressing is America's only condiment.

* Waitress reclaims $12,000 tip after dispute.

* 'Dancing burglar' arrested after moves recognized.

* Owners mull zip lines in Las Vegas.

* Waitress attacked over wrong food order.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Chevies Forever&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-11T04:44:20-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5b19eb1fc84ba62b3a80f1ce3d7349cf-18513.php#unique-entry-id-18513</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5b19eb1fc84ba62b3a80f1ce3d7349cf-18513.php#unique-entry-id-18513</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>THE HOT DOG STUFFED CRUST PIZZA</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-11T04:44:06-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a9f182aa8706e395fee2729eb1de3054-18511.php#unique-entry-id-18511</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a9f182aa8706e395fee2729eb1de3054-18511.php#unique-entry-id-18511</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Bring on the meat sweats.

Pizza Hut were hailed as fast-food heroes when they released the original stuffed crust pizza &ndash; a stroke of calorie-laden genius.

Now they&rsquo;re trying to revolutionize the world of pizza again, this time by stuffing their crusts with hot dogs.

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 10&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-10T05:44:43-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/96dc4d0e5546660d70a11268f669732b-18508.php#unique-entry-id-18508</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/96dc4d0e5546660d70a11268f669732b-18508.php#unique-entry-id-18508</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[On April 2, Council referred the AH&F proposal for a $4.6 million gallery to the Capital Budget Process, instead of approving allocating money to it immediately.&nbsp;   This is a delay, but this project will be supported by at least Crouse, Heron and Brodhead during the capital budget.


...The Gazette, on Saturday April 6, printed an editorial that was pretty straightforward about the project and why it was not needed. 

...You now have another opportunity to let Council and the public know your views on expenditures of this type.&nbsp; ...  As a result, you may want to make Council (e-mail or phone calls) and the Gazette (letter to the editor) aware of your thoughts on the issue.


...Thanks you, and I hope to see you at this months meeting, April 24, 7:30 pm at the Community Hall.


...Will the people over at Arts And Heritage Foundation never stop begging for more money out of taxpayers pockets?   It's time to call a full stop on these out-of-control artsy types and tell them the joy ride is over. ...  So please follow Lynda's advice and counter that AHF letter writing campaign with some letters of our own. 

...Why not attach a copy of the Gazette editorial, (link above) as well as this graphic of our poll on the subject when nearly 80 local residents responded with a whopping 90% NO:


...At his funeral, I'd think this old black hymn would be appropriate: "And before I'll be a slave I'll be buried in a my grave. 

...He was a man who stood tall for his beliefs, but I supect he took more than a few secrets to his grave.


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...Paul also hosted the famous Saturday afternoon blues jam at the King Eddie in Calgary for years&nbsp;and has toured across our great country on numerous occasions.   He is a mainstay and very respected bass guitarist on the blues scene and a total fireball on the guitar.   Paul's passion for the blues speaks for itself through his music when he is on stage.


Joe - his musical influences come from growing up in Windsor and he has played with the royalty of the blues in the Detroit scene.   Whether you want&nbsp; to jump the blues or rock the night away, Piccolo's lively vocals and sax will rock the house.   Joe&rsquo;s musical background is rooted in the history of the Motor City Blues and R&B tradition.   Fronting and playing tenor saxophone along side such Detroit legends as Sir Mack Rice (original Mustang Sally), international blues legend Lazy Lester, Chicago Pete, Alberta Adams (W.C.Handy award nominee), R.J. ...  Joe Weaver (Funk Brothers, Standing in the Shadow of Motown), Piccolo has honed his craft under the finest of Detroit Blues and R&B royalty.   This will be a second time appearance with Paul Finn back to our fan base by special request.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Just One Question</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-10T05:44:38-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d018d679ecea3af51c395cb1a60d1ae7-18507.php#unique-entry-id-18507</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d018d679ecea3af51c395cb1a60d1ae7-18507.php#unique-entry-id-18507</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.  

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you, walking is especially beneficial.   It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.   Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft  surface  like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember, you're in this together.   It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.   In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."  

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.   After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly  raised his hand.  

"Yes?"   said the Instructor.  

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"  

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* Cat going home after 15-year absence.

* Nurse caught booking off sick to work in film.

* Hospital bans obese job applicants.

* Child labour re-emerges in Naples.

* Woman's student loan debt creates tax nightmare.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Exotic Automobiles</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-10T05:44:29-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bdfa34b1ba2d49b7f8ee5fec6b5adb8d-18505.php#unique-entry-id-18505</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bdfa34b1ba2d49b7f8ee5fec6b5adb8d-18505.php#unique-entry-id-18505</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
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The Lord  replies, 'A minute.'


 


Smith  asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to  you?'


The Lord  replies, 'A penny.'


 


Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?' 


 


'The Lord replied, 'In a  minute.'  


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...Albert's Place fishing columnist Paul C has been spotting birds of all kinds lately and caught this, what we believe is a rough-legged hawk near his home recently. 


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...Paul - gigged for years with many&nbsp;top notch blues acts and&nbsp;artists.   Paul also hosted the famous Saturday afternoon blues jam at the King Eddie in Calgary for years&nbsp;and has toured across our great country on numerous occasions.   He is a mainstay and very respected bass guitarist on the blues scene and a total fireball on the guitar.   Paul's passion for the blues speaks for itself through his music when he is on stage.


Joe - his musical influences come from growing up in Windsor and he has played with the royalty of the blues in the Detroit scene.   Whether you want&nbsp; to jump the blues or rock the night away, Piccolo's lively vocals and sax will rock the house.   Joe&rsquo;s musical background is rooted in the history of the Motor City Blues and R&B tradition.   Fronting and playing tenor saxophone along side such Detroit legends as Sir Mack Rice (original Mustang Sally), international blues legend Lazy Lester, Chicago Pete, Alberta Adams (W.C.Handy award nominee), R.J. ...  Joe Weaver (Funk Brothers, Standing in the Shadow of Motown), Piccolo has honed his craft under the finest of Detroit Blues and R&B royalty.   This will be a second time appearance with Paul Finn back to our fan base by special request.


...Every Tuesday night from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
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The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.  

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

 

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

 

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

 

The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple of secs."




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* Animals inside out.

* Living like a billionaire, if only for a day.

* Self-checking for testicular cancer.

* PETA pulls a fast one on the Miami Marlins.

* Did Christ appear on a dead fish?]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-09T05:39:12-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/41383464cbebb0b03df083a2b5d48df7-18497.php#unique-entry-id-18497</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/41383464cbebb0b03df083a2b5d48df7-18497.php#unique-entry-id-18497</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Onion Festival</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-09T05:39:07-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2273fb289f65b7f3deb11e627671e076-18496.php#unique-entry-id-18496</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2273fb289f65b7f3deb11e627671e076-18496.php#unique-entry-id-18496</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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* Cure for headaches:  Take a lime, cut it in half, and rub it on your Forehead.    The throbbing will go away.   (I prefer to soak the lime in Gin and rub it on my tongue first) Amen!

* Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.   Left over wine?   What's that? :)

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Texting For Help</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-08T06:12:22-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/21457a1259103197db1a401f0a27ba16-18491.php#unique-entry-id-18491</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/21457a1259103197db1a401f0a27ba16-18491.php#unique-entry-id-18491</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Wife by text to husband at work: "Windows at home frozen - what will I do?"

 

Husband: "Spray on some de-icer, or pour hot water on them!"

 

Wife a few minutes later: "Did that, now computer won't work at all.





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* RoboCop is coming to Detroit.

* Woman accused of texting while driving with baby on lap.

* Man held interviews with female applicants while nude.

* Driver cited for using traffic light preemptor.

* You autocomplete me.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-08T06:12:14-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9a0e84fed1ce521797699848910dc512-18489.php#unique-entry-id-18489</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9a0e84fed1ce521797699848910dc512-18489.php#unique-entry-id-18489</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Wrath Of A Jilted Woman</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-08T06:12:09-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d18bb0e3ed0de80bc542d564bf84343c-18488.php#unique-entry-id-18488</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d18bb0e3ed0de80bc542d564bf84343c-18488.php#unique-entry-id-18488</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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See the recipe here. 

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Seagull Close-Up
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...Doug and Helen continue to send shots taken as they tour Thailand. 


...Just a heads up for parents with young children.&nbsp;   I was walking my dogs at Lac Lacombe a few days ago and had occasion to suggest to two youngsters (about 8 or 10) that they should stay off the ice.&nbsp;   They were about 20&rsquo; from the shore and there weren&rsquo;t a lot of people around to help if they got into trouble.


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But that's not the worst of it. 

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.   I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. 

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.   My fuel rate burns inefficiently. 

But here's the worst of it.   Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.





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* Yours for a mere &pound;11,000 a NIGHT.

* Man finds Picasso original in thrift store.

* Would you pay $1,495 for $8 auto door edge guards?

* Plane passenger finds live maggots in nut package.

* Jeans that double as a picnic table.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-07T05:41:46-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a5dde622acaee2697a36dc6e0bf519b-18481.php#unique-entry-id-18481</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a5dde622acaee2697a36dc6e0bf519b-18481.php#unique-entry-id-18481</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Urban Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-07T05:41:42-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ad4e4e7387ebfa3d92cadb0a8378cd55-18480.php#unique-entry-id-18480</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ad4e4e7387ebfa3d92cadb0a8378cd55-18480.php#unique-entry-id-18480</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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What the little wooden dwellings lack in space, is made up for in style thanks to plenty of decorative detail. 

The 33-year-old uses parts of discarded household items to ensure each home has basic functions, the glass from the front of a washing machine is converted in a porthole-like window while a sheet of metal becomes a flip down counter.

Full story here.&nbsp;

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...Not to worry, there's plenty for you too. 


A great way to put a smile on your face before you begin your day. 


Have an opinion, gripe or grin to share?   Use our Live Chat feature below to share it with other readers. ...  Give our puzzles a whirl or a game of hangman. ...  Got a story or photo to share? ...  We love your stuff from any location. 

...Best of all, it's all free thanks to our advertisers. ...  And be sure to check back often each day as the site can be updated as events occur.


...With all that snow yesterday we look ahead today the the days in the near future when the early blooms of spring are upon us.   Lilacs are the first trees to bloom and this shot from last spring may brighten your day as you get rid of that last snowfall. 


...If council would only listen, they would know now what to do with the request from AHF in May to blow over $4 million on the arts gallery expansion:


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Men On Wives</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-06T05:08:22-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0a27d6ddf4aeb5b375290ed45d626143-18475.php#unique-entry-id-18475</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0a27d6ddf4aeb5b375290ed45d626143-18475.php#unique-entry-id-18475</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.   It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison 


 


* 'I've had bad luck with both my wives.  The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavra 


 


* Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.   When you're wrong, admit it, when you're right, shut up. - P Murra 





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* Man bites off bartender's finger.

* Woman finds twin 55 years later living nearby.

* OJ innocent: PI claims Simpson's son is murderer.

* NYC's oldest cab driver still hackin' it at 92.

* Nudist beach near royal home wants official recognition.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Old Cars And Old Movie Stars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-06T05:08:13-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/62142f671b2383a801a9ce5b8b201f06-18473.php#unique-entry-id-18473</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/62142f671b2383a801a9ce5b8b201f06-18473.php#unique-entry-id-18473</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Laurel and Hardy in their Buick 1930 Series 30 Model 30-45 phaeton:


Joan Crawford and her 1930 (or 1931) Cadillac Fleetwood:


 
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Q.   When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail.   What will a goose do? 


A.   Paul Lynde: Make him bark? 


Q.   If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? 


A.   Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. 


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Alpine Pool


Monument Valley Snowfall


Grizzlies In The Mirror


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...Following receipt of the set of answers below from Councillors Cam MacKay and  Malcolm Parker, that figure for a simple coffee shop might be closer to $1,080,000 than the $280,000 claimed by council when the project was announced.   We arrived at that possible number by taking Parker's apparent admission that the lease arrangement with the Skybox Grill is a 10-year commitment by the city to pay (or subsidize) $80,000 annually for the space the $tarbuck$ outlet now occupies in the former Skybox Grill location.


That folks, appears to bring the total cost of that simple coffee bar for hockey moms, to well over the $280,000 council and administration would have had us believe.   When you add to that, the estimated $800,000 (10 years times $80,000 per year) in subsidies, or whatever the city wants to call it, to the Skybox Grill, the number escalates. 

...Of course there is one way the city can do some damage control and that is to open the entire deal to the public in an honest and factual release to clear the air. 

...By our calculations, at council's estimated profit of $90,000 per year, it may take the $tarbuck$ outlet as long as 12 years to recoup the start-up costs alone before it ever turns a profit.


...Can you imagine if you were a private businessman going to a bank with a business plan that basically stated you wanted to borrow over a million bucks to open a coffee shop and did not expect to turn a profit for 12 years? 

...We will have more on this back-room deal in future as we, and other local citizens dive into those confidential documents to try and dissect them, to dig out details on that profit forecast of $90,000 annually.   Frankly the forecast of 2,000 customers per day for about 360 days a year that the number is based on, seems just a tad optimistic to many of us.


...This has some merit in relation to Starbucks as there may be proprietary methods of brewing coffee, however in regards to the sub lease arrangement with Skybox Grill, there is no third party business interests that are protected by confidentiality. ...  It is to the benefit of Skybox Grill to have this knowledge made public as it only increases the value of their restaurant. 

...And why did he deny the amount in question was in fact $80,000 when the copy of those confidential documents I have, clearly show that it was exactly that amount? 


MacKay: The acting city manager's responses in the Gazette may or may not have crossed the line between providing factual information and political answers. 

...MacKay: The accounting arrangement whereby the upstairs lease is reduced to the lower end of the market rate and the sublease rate paid by the city is increased to the higher end of the market rate is an odd way to confer an agreed upon benefit.   It would be much simpler accounting wise to simply send a cheque, so I can only presume this was to maintain the confidential nature of the subsidy. 


...The Skybox Grill clearly benefits from this arrangement, however should this venture become profitable the taxpayer would benefit through a reduced deficit at Servus Place. 


...The intent is to provide a profitable customer service offer for Servus Place patrons and profits realized from the operation will be applied to any Servus Place deficit which eventually results in a benefit to the residents.


...Was the $80,000 annual cost included in the financial projections that showed the Starbucks outlet in Servus Place would make an annual profit of $90,000? 

...And if it did, has it now been deducted from that remaining $10,000 profit to reflect lost sales since the team is leaving St. 

...Albert Steel games should have an impact on the revenues as there would be an expectation some fans would purchase product from the Starbucks operation. ...  At this date (April 4th), sales revenues would not be revised as there has be no confirmation the team is leaving St. 

...The Gazette is running a survey on the subject, so we're joining the fray with a survey of our own to run for the balance of today and all day tomorrow.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Man Who Gave Up Sex For Golf </title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-05T06:14:12-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/23e7e1ff89240992128726a9885f0e40-18467.php#unique-entry-id-18467</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/23e7e1ff89240992128726a9885f0e40-18467.php#unique-entry-id-18467</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. 

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself. 

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?" 

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure,"  and sinks the putt. 

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one." 

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?" 

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay."   And he makes an eagle. 

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.   Without waiting for him to say anything the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your Sex life?" 

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle. 

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am.   I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."

  

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."





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* When do babies stop being so darned cute?

* Man struck by lightning after buying lotto tickets.

* Considering the screw cap on wine.

* Who are the lucky three to share jackpot lottery?

* Friday the 13th's unlucky spotlight.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Cool Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-05T06:14:05-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ab222bffce510c36b86f76b227ab20c9-18465.php#unique-entry-id-18465</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ab222bffce510c36b86f76b227ab20c9-18465.php#unique-entry-id-18465</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Smart Tips To Make Life Easier</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-05T06:14:02-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/54ab693945590faa2188195e8916955a-18464.php#unique-entry-id-18464</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/54ab693945590faa2188195e8916955a-18464.php#unique-entry-id-18464</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The World&#x27;s Quietest Place</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-05T06:13:58-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4484111730670db0bccd81276ce8d5ab-18463.php#unique-entry-id-18463</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4484111730670db0bccd81276ce8d5ab-18463.php#unique-entry-id-18463</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[They say silence is golden &ndash; but there&rsquo;s a room in the U.S that&rsquo;s so quiet it becomes unbearable after a short time.


The longest that anyone has survived in the &lsquo;anechoic chamber&rsquo; at Orfield Laboratories in South Minneapolis is just 45 minutes.


It&rsquo;s 99.99 per cent sound absorbent and holds the Guinness World Record for the world&rsquo;s quietest place, but stay there too long and you may start hallucinating.


Shhhhhhhhhhh.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 4&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-04T06:15:06-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/290cbeff079ef46ec16220d16577e7f0-18460.php#unique-entry-id-18460</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/290cbeff079ef46ec16220d16577e7f0-18460.php#unique-entry-id-18460</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Albert Gazette outlines how a simple request for handicap access of the art gallery has ballooned into a $4.5 million boondoggle. 

...The Gazette is running a survey on the subject, so we're joining the fray with a survey of our own to run for the balance of today and all day tomorrow.


..."NEW GALLERY - The Arts and Heritage Foundation surprised city council Monday with a nearly $5-million proposal to build an addition to the Banque d'Hochelaga building, turning it into this artist's rendering of a new art gallery.


...Albert (AGSA) universally accessible to individuals with physical challenges has evolved into a potential $4.575 million addition to the building that caught city council totally by surprise."


...sm=51GYuWIOsnhnHdfbMML8gQ_3d_3d"> </script></div>Create your <a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/">free online surveys</a> with SurveyMonkey, the world's leading questionnaire tool.</div>


...Council has made it more difficult for local businesses to sell materials and products that are often connected to the illegal drug industry.


...This development sends a strong message to purveyors of illicit drug paraphernalia businesses that thrive on the presence of illicit drugs,&rdquo; says Nolan Crouse, Mayor of St. 

...On April 2, 2012, Council approved amendments to Business License Bylaw 43/2000 and Tobacco Retail Licensing Bylaw 20/96.


...&bull; prohibits, within a single business location or under a single business license, the display or offer for sale of restricted products from three or more categories


...&bull; allows that the license inspector, on a discretionary basis, add timely conditions to a new or existing business licence in relation to the establishment and management of a proposed business


&bull; gives the licence inspector the discretionary authority to deny or revoke a license upon the reasonable belief that it is within the public interest to do so


...Bylaw 10/2012 amends the Tobacco Retail Licensing Bylaw by adding certain smoking devices to the definition of &ldquo;Tobacco Products&rdquo;: any device intended to facilitate smoking activity, including pipes (metal/glass blown, plastic, wood), water bongs and vaporizers.


Council has been seeking measures to restrict the same of these items since July, 2011 when they asked Administration to develop recommendations on ways to control or prohibit the sale of products by local businesses that are connected to illegal drugs.   The Criminal Code of Canada prohibits the manufacturing, promotion or sale of instruments for illegal drug use; however, due to the difficulty in enforcing the rule, the prohibition is relatively ineffective at curbing trade in goods or devices that may be used for illegal drug use, such as, pipes, scales, grinders and similar items.


...A council claiming to be business friendly has clamped down on legitimate and legal businesses in St. ...  Albert for many decades and will continue to be in spite of this 'grasping at straws' attempt to make council look good.


...Albert has reached a five-year lease agreement with the Visual Arts Studio Association (VASA) for use of the Hemingway Centre, effective June 1, 2012.


...Our preference was to use it as an incubator for visual arts entrepreneurs, so we are really pleased to have VASA find a home here,&rdquo; says Mayor Nolan Crouse. 

...&ldquo;Arts are integral to the city&rsquo;s botanical arts brand so we are thrilled to have a great space to provide an opportunity for disparate artists in the community under one roof to create the fantastic synergies that can happen when people work together. 

...The City uses a portion of the building for storage and covers the operating costs not covered by the VASA lease agreement.


Currently, VASA members are located at Studio Gallery on Perron Street and also occupy space in Grandin Mall, as well as a portion of the Hemingway Centre. 

...The Hemingway Centre is currently partially occupied by the Special Olympics Canada Winter Games 2012 organizers who are wrapping up their operations.


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...Open your back door to the porch and see an eagle sitting on the railing, a fox on the porch and the two house cats too, all getting along just fine.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Funny One Liners</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-04T06:15:01-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ad05293445b1409d909c311213a40822-18459.php#unique-entry-id-18459</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ad05293445b1409d909c311213a40822-18459.php#unique-entry-id-18459</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[* A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

 

* Don't feel bad.   A lot of people have no talent.

 

* Don't marry the person you want to live with; marry the one you cannot live without.   Either way you do, you'll regret it later.




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* Man swipes 43 dollar bills off bar wall.

* Suspect tackled after cop yells 'stop that guy'.

* Police chase suspect into Lake Superior.

* 3 winners, 100 million Mega Millions losers.

* Babies survive in mom's two separate wombs.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wild Wheels&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-04T06:14:53-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/45812eaa67a6efdfc7ca8bbe2b25cb1d-18457.php#unique-entry-id-18457</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/45812eaa67a6efdfc7ca8bbe2b25cb1d-18457.php#unique-entry-id-18457</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Puppies&#x21; Ya Gotta Love &#x27;Em</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-04T06:14:49-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9959320b904b51054643c2c8821fdf83-18456.php#unique-entry-id-18456</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9959320b904b51054643c2c8821fdf83-18456.php#unique-entry-id-18456</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


	<img src="http://media.kiva.org/global_financier_retired.gif" width="300" height="250" alt="Kiva - loans that change lives" border="0" align="bottom" />


</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>New BMW I8 Concept</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-04T06:14:45-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/edb7811867d9dd43c258c6bc272d9ab3-18455.php#unique-entry-id-18455</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/edb7811867d9dd43c258c6bc272d9ab3-18455.php#unique-entry-id-18455</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Spyder senses going wild

BMW has unveiled their i8 Concept Spyder.   It's absolutely incredible.

They say the i8 represents a vision of the future where intelligent thinking, advanced materials and innovative construction techniques fuse together to create a high performance roadster that is outstandingly efficient and environmentally aware.   It possesses, they claim, the performance of a sports car with the consumption of a city car.   It doesn't look too shabby either.

See all the pictures on Shortlist.

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Links To Today&#x27;s Outstanding Photographs</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-04T06:14:41-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ef7df95093e7813af77e45f99161f509-18454.php#unique-entry-id-18454</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ef7df95093e7813af77e45f99161f509-18454.php#unique-entry-id-18454</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ Macro Lily Bloom


Desert Dune Antelope


Colourful Lizard


Mountaintop Rising Light


Morning Light
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Today&#x27;s Activity Corner</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-04T06:14:37-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d4d9d870fee040107f3858582b212d04-18453.php#unique-entry-id-18453</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d4d9d870fee040107f3858582b212d04-18453.php#unique-entry-id-18453</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style="font:bold 12pt Arial;color:#5F9EA0">Word of the Day</div>


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 3&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-03T03:56:19-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/44c92ecc3ed41f11f0d5b4b830e7a179-18452.php#unique-entry-id-18452</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/44c92ecc3ed41f11f0d5b4b830e7a179-18452.php#unique-entry-id-18452</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The feeding of wild birds is done by people with good intentions but there are some repercussions that should be considered. 

...The bread that people consume is not good for the wildlife due to chemicals in the preservatives.

Hawerlak Park in Edmonton has signs that say they should not feed the birds.   Hermitage Park also have lots of geese and the ponds are smaller and give good photo shooting angles for those wildlife photographers.

The other factor to consider is the wildlife are learning a behavior they could come to depend on people for food. 

...Since most people are less active in the winter, that would make their survival even harder.   The best way is not to feed them and in places were they allow this just feed them grain that is available from your local farmer or grain elevator. 

...I informed the person feeding the goose and it never dawned on him, but he then clearly understood what I was talking about.


This time of year the geese are quite hungry after there long flight from the U.S.A. 

...They are fun to watch as they pair up to have there young&nbsp;and are&nbsp;also fun to photograph.


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...Here&rsquo;s Sonny and Cher at their finest, long after their &ldquo;best before&rdquo; date &ndash; This was a great television moment when it aired (November 13, 1987 to be exact), but now after Sonny was so tragically killed it's even more cherished.  

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...This gives us such a universe of tunes to ask for as jammers and sure makes a show of his Thursday night jam at J.R's pub.   We first met at The Castlerock Pub through Simon Bennett where I got a chance to sit in with Eric.   A major part of&nbsp;building the southside jam scene at JR's jam and a very respected musician.   I enjoy Eric's calmness playing live and his knack for playing many styles of rhythm and blues. 

...Larry - I met Larry at LB's where he and I were kindly invited to play a few with Darrel Barr and Bobby Cameron.   I was very impressed by his keyboarding and just had to introduce myself and give him a few high fives as we were playing.   Last year Larry joined&nbsp;the band Big Daddy and the Blueshounds and sits in regularly all over the city with many jams and bands.   Very good ear for dynamics and timing and a excellent blues style of play.   Second time visit for Larry as a feature to the moosehead/barsnbands open stage.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>An Irishman In Church</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-03T03:56:15-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/62a26a76f878a4c3c407d224de079886-18451.php#unique-entry-id-18451</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/62a26a76f878a4c3c407d224de079886-18451.php#unique-entry-id-18451</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him.   He'd never been to church in his life.


After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass.   What made ya come?" 

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat.   I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday .   I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church.   So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat." 

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.   What changed your mind?" 

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all." 

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said;"After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh?" 

Murphy slowly shook his head.   "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."





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* Ban of bikini-wearing grads halted by court.

* Visa and Mastercard warn of massive breach in U.S.

* Connecticut troopers ordered on ticket blitz.

* 1 in 5 Brits battle to read and write.

* Zoo bears with April Fools calls.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Car Brochures Of Yesterday: 1951 Hudson</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-03T03:56:05-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2117f7717c3abb03d8a9e2c0af810ffa-18449.php#unique-entry-id-18449</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2117f7717c3abb03d8a9e2c0af810ffa-18449.php#unique-entry-id-18449</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Smart Tips To Make Life Easier</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-03T03:56:02-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cf9a18224162b05386e47d495058e864-18448.php#unique-entry-id-18448</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cf9a18224162b05386e47d495058e864-18448.php#unique-entry-id-18448</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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See all 13 recipes here on BuzzFeed.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 2&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-02T02:17:19-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3db702ecce62d8607702832eeb8f3e12-18444.php#unique-entry-id-18444</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3db702ecce62d8607702832eeb8f3e12-18444.php#unique-entry-id-18444</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Albert Gazette revealed details of the back-room deal to subsidize the Skybox Grill with tax dollars, it has prompted citizens to ask for more details on this secret deal St. 

...Council has been caught red-handed spending many more tax dollars than they told the citizens of St. 

...Will you continue to hide the truth, or for once be forthcoming and do the right thing for the people who elected you by revealing the truth?

...And why did he deny the amount in question was in fact $80,000 when our copy of those confidential documents clearly show that it was exactly that amount?

...When is the last time you walked in to pay your taxes and the government said, 'no don't pay us we owe you money for CPP'?   Normally governments want to create a paper trail, not conduct business under the table, or was this the prime intent of the accounting? 

...How many years exactly does the $80,000 continue being paid to the Skybox Grill and what is the total real cost?


...Was the $80,000 annual cost included in the financial projections that showed the $tarbuck$ outlet in $ervu$ Place would make an annual profit of $90,000? 

...Was that projected profit for the $tarbuck$ outlet in $ervu$ Place calculated to include revenues from St. ...  And if it did, has it now been deducted from that remaining $10,000 profit to reflect lost sales since the team is leaving St. 

...The strategy that the City and some on Council are adopting to dismiss the input of concerned citizens who engage in the democratic process and question the City's processes and projects, is to brand them as fear-mongers.

They seem to have forgotten that democracy is about engaging the electorate and considering their input between elections, not just at election time.

They seem to have forgotten that being elected does not mean it is OK to become dictator like during your term by saying we are elected to make decisions and that removes any obligation to consult or listen.

...They then seem confused about why voting rates are so low and why, when they ask for input, so few of our citizens participate.

This strategy, which basically involves an attempt to ignore the issues by name calling, is a tactic that U.S. politicians have honed to a fine art because it avoids dealing with the facts. 

It is ironic that our Mayor has castigated the federal Conservatives for negative ads in the last election, when this is just a variant on that theme. 

...Any mayor who calls his citizens, fear-mongers and chirpers and tells them to get out of town has no honour and deserves the contempt of his citizens.


...If you feel this just might not be in the best interest of the taxpayers in St. 

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...This gives us such a universe of tunes to ask for as jammers and sure makes a show of his Thursday night jam at J.R's pub.   We first met at The Castlerock Pub through Simon Bennett where I got a chance to sit in with Eric. 

...Larry - I met Larry at LB's where he and I were kindly invited to play a few with Darrel Barr and Bobby Cameron.   I was very impressed by his keyboarding and just had to introduce myself and give him a few high fives as we were playing.   Last year Larry joined&nbsp;the band Big Daddy and the Blueshounds and sits in regularly all over the city with many jams and bands. ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Golf Ethics Question</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-02T02:17:15-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c60443735ea13c66e56d317e6da82f01-18443.php#unique-entry-id-18443</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c60443735ea13c66e56d317e6da82f01-18443.php#unique-entry-id-18443</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes.

You had the honour and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin.

Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway.   Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball.

Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin.   About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!".

The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

 

Now here is the ethical dilemma:

 

Do you pull your cheating partner&rsquo;s ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?





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* Jewish girls high tells students to delete Facebook accounts.

* Nurse snips off baby's pinky finger.

* Bear saves man in mountain lion attack.

* Turn your tweets into toilet paper.

* World's tallest treehouse.]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Beer Can Model Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-02T02:17:07-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1f27e4a5827920c117838d97d24b736a-18441.php#unique-entry-id-18441</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1f27e4a5827920c117838d97d24b736a-18441.php#unique-entry-id-18441</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Irony Or What?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-02T02:17:03-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6bdd15a3e48f3d3b4465e109f9a36863-18440.php#unique-entry-id-18440</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6bdd15a3e48f3d3b4465e109f9a36863-18440.php#unique-entry-id-18440</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.kiva.org" target="_top">


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</a>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Special Deviled Eggs</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-02T02:16:59-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/98c04bd11f3771160157736e32f2387a-18439.php#unique-entry-id-18439</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/98c04bd11f3771160157736e32f2387a-18439.php#unique-entry-id-18439</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Looking for a different Easter egg?

"Horseradish sauce and sweet relish sets these deviled eggs apart from the rest!"


Find the recipe here.

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Ostrich Catches Insect


Springtime Melt


Solitary Bench


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>April 1&#x2c; 2012</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-01T05:02:42-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c7d1d2c05e5c03471666f893de26dc90-18436.php#unique-entry-id-18436</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c7d1d2c05e5c03471666f893de26dc90-18436.php#unique-entry-id-18436</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The strategy that the City and some on Council are adopting to dismiss the input of concerned citizens who engage in the democratic process and question the City's processes and projects, is to brand them as fear-mongers.

They seem to have forgotten that democracy is about engaging the electorate and considering their input between elections, not just at election time.

They seem to have forgotten that being elected does not mean it is OK to become dictator like during your term by saying we are elected to make decisions and that removes any obligation to consult or listen.

...This strategy, which basically involves an attempt to ignore the issues by name calling, is a tactic that U.S. politicians have honed to a fine art because it avoids dealing with the facts. 

It is ironic that our Mayor has castigated the federal Conservatives for negative ads in the last election, when this is just a variant on that theme. 

...AH&F asking for $2.883 million is just another example of a special interest group wanting to be first in line for public money for their project. ...  We'll examine city strategies for artificially generating support for these initiatives, as well as those that suggest that democracy ends at the ballot box.


...Creating master plans that include their favourite nice-to-have projects, then using those plans as reasons why the projects should be approved. 

...Considering requests for major funding outside the budget process so that the projects do not get considered in the context of the whole picture. ...  What other more necessary projects will move to unfunded or stay unfunded when these &ldquo;one-off projects&rdquo; are approved.


...That is why three and 10 year capital project plans are created: Projects are considered relative to one another and total funding capability. 


...Why is this coming forward a month after administration assured Council that requests for funding for the Cultural Plan would be made at budget time?


A month ago the Cultural Master Plan was approved with Administration and Council assuring the public that approval did not mean support of projects or spending.


Administration went further and said that expenditures would be in the range of $350,000 in the next couple of years and would come at budget time.   This was partially in response to SATA's comments on the potential huge cost of the plan initiatives which included the art gallery expansion.


...Now, there is a request, supported by administration, for Council to approve this major project for an additional $2.883 million outside of the regular budget process.


We suggest these actions during the deliberation of the plan was, at best, misleading to the public and to Council.


...The use of the Master plans in this manner, illustrates why SATA has raised concerns about approval of these plans by Council. 

...What are the primary reasons put forward by AH&F in support of this project and are there other solutions?


...With respect, we suggest there is a very easy way to provide access to the gallery by utilizing the ramp for the Community Hall next door. 

...What better way of reinforcing this ideal by ensuring AH&F programs for the disabled become part of it, as well as having their office space within the same building. 

...What support is there in the community for this project when it means other more necessary projects may not be constructed?


...We suggest one measure could be the success of the fund raising drive for $516,900 that&nbsp;AH&F plans to initiate in support of the project.


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Older Crowd</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><dc:subject>St. Albert</dc:subject><dc:date>2012-04-01T05:02:37-06:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1c2bd881c4b7fab43135324018369359-18435.php#unique-entry-id-18435</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1c2bd881c4b7fab43135324018369359-18435.php#unique-entry-id-18435</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because this prescription is marked 'No refills."




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* Napoleon . . . the theme park.

* The top 10 sexiest bedrooms.

* Explosive new theory about Turin Shroud.

* Modelling was my revenge.

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Q.   During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? 

A.   Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. 

Q.   Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? 

A.   Marty Allen: Only after lights out. 

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