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Breaking News . . .


Candlelight Vigil Tonight For Slain Toddler


There will be a candle-light vigil this evening on the Alberta Legislature Grounds at 6:30 p.m. for the murdered Morinville toddler.   Please attend, if you can, to show support for the life of the little girl AND all children who have been harmed under Ministry Direction!


Alberta Legislature Building


10800 - 97 Ave.


Edmonton, AB


T5K 2B6


The Things Our Readers Send Us


Frost Amplification Zone


This is in&nbsp;St-Pierre, behind&nbsp;Val Dir&egrave;ne in the Gasp&eacute;sie&nbsp;in&nbsp;Quebec. &nbsp;  It is the frost build up - sort of like the ice storm but this was a frost storm.   The official term is a ZAG...zone d'amplification du givre (frost amplification zone).   &nbsp;   Yes, those are miles and miles of trees that look like marshmallows (don't ask how much weight is on the transmission tower.)&nbsp;


 


The Very Best Of Photography
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* CHP helps slow runaway Toyota Prius to safe stop. 


* Tax soda, pizza to cut obesity, researchers say. 


* Wichita man pays crack dealer with Monopoly money. 


* Double down: Man says women wanted to party after he won at MGM Grand, asked him to jump in shower, robbed him at gunpoint. 


* Girl Nauseous for Two Years Due to Wrong Glasses. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Only In The US Of A Could This Happen</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-11T04:07:26-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/29615fe238db3739033689942f1b95c1-9710.php#unique-entry-id-9710</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/29615fe238db3739033689942f1b95c1-9710.php#unique-entry-id-9710</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


An inmate on death row in an Ohio prison got hold of some pills and overdosed on them just hours before his scheduled execution.


Guards found him unconscious and rushed him to the emergency ward of a local hospital.


Hospital medical staff have so far refused to release him saying that he is still in critical condition.


Prison officials have stayed the execution, but only for a week so he can recover.


Then they&rsquo;re going to kill him.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-11T04:07:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4713bcb982471c79ade11c3e113b4f28-9709.php#unique-entry-id-9709</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4713bcb982471c79ade11c3e113b4f28-9709.php#unique-entry-id-9709</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[TEACHER: 


Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.   Did you copy his? 


CLYDE: 


No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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We&rsquo;ve all heard the jokes about water consumption going up between periods of a hockey game, haven&rsquo;t we?


Now there is proof after Epcor released figures of consumption during the gold medal Olympic hockey game.


As you will see from the chart provided, there are peaks in usage.


This story describes them in detail.
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I suppose it had to happen somewhere, this time in the UK.


A new law is being proposed to protect vegans from discrimination.


Yeah, you read that right, vegans, And atheists.   Teetotalers too.


No kiddin&rsquo;, I don&rsquo;t make this crap up.


&ldquo;Official guidance issued by the body points out that the 'ethical commitment' of vegan's to animal welfare is 'central to who they are'.&rdquo;


Yeah, right.
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The Things Our Readers Send Us


Spring Is Just Around The Corner . . .


Nindigully Road Train Burger


The tiny township of Nindigully is located on the edge of the Queensland outback - 160km west of Goondiwindi, about 530km west of Brisbane, and approximately 70 km north of the Queensland/New South Wales border.


Nindigully Pub is Queensland's oldest hotel, located in its original condition and position on the banks of the Moonie River.    The licence was issued in 1864 after operating as shearers accommodation for the Nindigully Station.


The "boom" town has now been reduced to just two houses, the pub, the old general store and the town hall, with a population of six!


Nevertheless, it was voted the Best Country Pub in Australia in 2006 by 44 Australia magazine, and you can see why - it has become famous for its truckie's feed of the Nindigully Road Train Burger. 


This giant hamburger is served with French fries, onion rings and a selection of sauces, says it will feed 1- 4 people, and costs $36 - the meat patty alone is 1.2kg!


How do you reckon you'd go?


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-10T06:12:24-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/66c0162a1d93878ad8b9c7e490042aa8-9699.php#unique-entry-id-9699</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/66c0162a1d93878ad8b9c7e490042aa8-9699.php#unique-entry-id-9699</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Al-Qaida calls on US Muslims to attack America. 


* Black-market cosmetic surgeries hospitalize six N.J.   Women. 


* Michigan man charged with performing circumcisions on adult males without a license.


* Humans driving extinction faster than species can evolve, say experts. 


* Man arrested for 'thinking of a cheeseburger'. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>THIS Is How You Lick A Bowl</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-10T06:12:19-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a95636305e83affa7d6f389619e585c0-9698.php#unique-entry-id-9698</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a95636305e83affa7d6f389619e585c0-9698.php#unique-entry-id-9698</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>My&#x2c; What Big Horns You Have</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-10T06:12:15-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e838c2861e1d540b150d2c2476965be0-9697.php#unique-entry-id-9697</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e838c2861e1d540b150d2c2476965be0-9697.php#unique-entry-id-9697</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


An elderly Chinese grandmother is getting on people&rsquo;s goats.


That is to say she&rsquo;s grown a horn on her forehead similar to that of a goat.


And there is another one starting on the other side of her forehead.


The picture with this story is a bit unnerving as well.


It&rsquo;s a ba-a-a-d situation.
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People are prone to forget things and that is just normal.


But a teen recently forgot a DVD borrowed from the library.   He had packed it away when his family moved and out of sight, out of mind prevailed.


But the library didn&rsquo;t forget about it.


I know, I know you think they stung him with excessive late charges, right?


Wrong.   They had him arrested.
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A 60-year-old man near Chicago had a day he won&rsquo;t soon forget during the last big snow storm.


He had been over at his mother&rsquo;s house and shovelled her walk when he felt a pain in his arm and chest.


In denial that he might be having a heart attack, he got in his car and drove away.   He had been having problems with his cell phone so he called his provider for assistance.


That&rsquo;s when he pulled into a convenience store and things got hairy.


The cell phone rep got him the help he needed in a roundabout way.


Oddly enough, her name was Hart.
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...Yes, one of the very positive things, as you relay, about the organization is that it gets back to the basics:&nbsp; Kids having fun and learning new skills.   There is no pressure because the team&nbsp;encourages participation of players&nbsp;in all levels of skill.   There is no tolerance for lack of acceptance, but frankly, I have never seen a problem within the league; which is wonderful! 


There was one little girl, for example, who began at the start of the season holding on to the sides of the rink boards and by game season end, you would not have been able to distinguish her from the team-mates!


There are a few rules for players to abide by, such as, those who are particularly skillful can score up to 4 goals, but after that, they must pass the puck to allow peers&nbsp;opportunity to be successful.   Kudos to all the coaches and parents who give freely of their time each year to make this a success for the kids.&nbsp; : )


...We&rsquo;re always happy to help out a local group or organization Velvet.


...Thanks to reader George Proulx for tracking down this video for SAP viewers to enjoy. 


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And thanks to local blogger and SCN columnist David J Climenhaga for pointing us towards this gem:


...I see that your site is on the brink of 250,000 hits.


Congratulations - and thanks for all the time and effort you devote to it, especially the chuckles and the great pictures.


...Thanks Oren, that means a lot coming from you.   (Oren and I worked together in the newspaper industry for many years going all the way back to the mid 1960s.)


...I am happy to report that I am the 250,100th viewer of your blog!   I was trying to hit the quarter million mark right on the nose but I missed. ...  Keep up the good work and all the best!


...(Bill is another long time friend and former co-worker from way back when.)


...It's my morning chuckle and sometimes a trip to another country. &nbsp;

...Congratulations on the 250,000th hit on the website.   Who'da thunk it when you came up with this idea that it would be such a success.   It's how I start almost every morning, when I miss a day I catch up the next. 

...(Do I have to tell you this is another former co-worker folks?)
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:29-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e3adc93202275e781371b49929068ff4-9687.php#unique-entry-id-9687</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e3adc93202275e781371b49929068ff4-9687.php#unique-entry-id-9687</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Underwear, Mountain Of Sand Angers Neighbors. 


* NY man laughed off Taser jolt while battling cops. 


* Funny Farm: Unlikely Animal Pairs.   A look at some wild pairings in the animal kingdom. 


* Boulder Catholic School Student Expelled Because His Parents Are Gay. 


* Gorilla&rsquo;s great escape was 1950s student prank: reports. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Hangover Cure At McDonalds?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:25-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/24ad8f53f02ae15ad0243d6b0c210e09-9686.php#unique-entry-id-9686</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/24ad8f53f02ae15ad0243d6b0c210e09-9686.php#unique-entry-id-9686</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Sometimes fast food joints serve things they don&rsquo;t even know about.


Take the case of this combo being put together in San Francisco using standard McDonald&rsquo;s ingredients.


They claim it is a great cure for a hangover, but the trouble is that it is only available at 10:35 a.m.


That&rsquo;s why it&rsquo;s called &ldquo;The 10:35&rdquo;.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Good News For You Girls When Dieting</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7c709b8aeb115af8458d3c747259c642-9685.php#unique-entry-id-9685</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7c709b8aeb115af8458d3c747259c642-9685.php#unique-entry-id-9685</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Ladies, the endless diet fare of salads is finally over.


&ldquo;Women who enjoy a glass or two of wine a day put on less weight than those who stick to mineral water or soft drinks, research shows - with red wine particularly forgiving.   The finding, from a long-term study of almost 20,000 women, suggests that the body processes the calories in alcohol differently to those in food.&rdquo;


So girls, hit the wine store and slim right down.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Gorgeous Cactus And Tips On Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/318068d1eae6aa8607fd8a0d78b48ca2-9684.php#unique-entry-id-9684</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/318068d1eae6aa8607fd8a0d78b48ca2-9684.php#unique-entry-id-9684</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The History Of Aviation</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:14-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/dfa19faa9cd40b5346faf80525ae07f5-9683.php#unique-entry-id-9683</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/dfa19faa9cd40b5346faf80525ae07f5-9683.php#unique-entry-id-9683</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>UK Government Spying On People&#x2019;s Garbage</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:10-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cd279a6f21d736d6ede79adf1ca12f82-9682.php#unique-entry-id-9682</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cd279a6f21d736d6ede79adf1ca12f82-9682.php#unique-entry-id-9682</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Welcome to 1984, albeit a bit late.


Big Brother is watching residents of London by putting spy chips into their garbage cans.


It seems they&rsquo;ve been secretly stashing the chips for quite some time now.


They claim of course, that it is only to monitor the amount of trash people toss out so they can charge abusers extra.


Yeah, right.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Gallery Of Forgotten Photos</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:07-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9bc6434bf994d6b556ce5ac1d690c251-9681.php#unique-entry-id-9681</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9bc6434bf994d6b556ce5ac1d690c251-9681.php#unique-entry-id-9681</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:20:03-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/eaf1aebbf68c9187975650616edeee18-9680.php#unique-entry-id-9680</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/eaf1aebbf68c9187975650616edeee18-9680.php#unique-entry-id-9680</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Embarrassing Medical Moments</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:19:59-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b49de528242c2de0b4a9859da1ecf811-9679.php#unique-entry-id-9679</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b49de528242c2de0b4a9859da1ecf811-9679.php#unique-entry-id-9679</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked, 'So how's your breakfast this morning?' 


'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly.   I can't seem to get used to the taste,' he replied.


 


I then asked to see the jelly and he produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'


- Submitted by Dr.   Leonard Kransdorf
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Oddball Vehicles</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:19:55-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a3bb7bcfefc6ea178cd73eb465fddb1b-9678.php#unique-entry-id-9678</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a3bb7bcfefc6ea178cd73eb465fddb1b-9678.php#unique-entry-id-9678</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wales Close Up</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-09T03:19:51-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5352d9c8131b860a163594145f528807-9677.php#unique-entry-id-9677</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5352d9c8131b860a163594145f528807-9677.php#unique-entry-id-9677</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:20:09-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b156ca366857fe3fcc483254004118c4-9676.php#unique-entry-id-9676</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b156ca366857fe3fcc483254004118c4-9676.php#unique-entry-id-9676</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


...<!-- Bravenet Embedded Service Code --><script src="http://apps.bravenet.com/go.js?  service=forum;id=1;usernum=1968562724" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>


...<object width="660" height="525"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U8PfX4VS_Lo&hl=en_US&fs=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U8PfX4VS_Lo&hl=en_US&fs=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="660" height="525"></embed></object>


...John&rsquo;s NL reader sent along these shots of a new litter of Dachshund puppies, born last Tuesday.    Left to right, are Joannie (named after Joannie Rochette), Monty, Bubbles, Sidney (aka Sid the Kid Crosby), and Lew.   Joannie and Lew are over a pound, Monty, Bubbles and Sidney should tip the scales at about two pounds. 

...March 9th - The Woman&rsquo;s Show with Kate Ammar, Lisa B, Donna&nbsp;Jibaroo, Maria&nbsp;Reid, and Mary Thomas&nbsp;featuring an all woman&rsquo;s open stage.


This night is intended to show off all the talented of female musicians in and around our area. 


I have had the pleasure to watch, listen and play along with a lot of the great female performers we&rsquo;ve&nbsp;met.


Kate is a mostly choir trained singer who shows guts live and plays a little guitar and will show off some original material&nbsp;accompanied by the house band and her good friend and very talented Zara Domino on (guitar).   I&nbsp;asked Kate (my daughter) to host this first time all ladies show and she is very excited&nbsp;for this evening to happen.&nbsp;


Lisa B&nbsp;I have seen&nbsp;numerous times on drums and recently watched her play guitar and sing.   Great touch drummer and we will use Lisa on drums, guitar and vocals through the night.


Donna Jibaroo is a great funky blues style bass player who also sings and dabbles on drums and other instruments I am sure.   I have had the pleasure to sit in at a couple of gigs with Donna and she showed off her great fronting talents at both gigs. 


Maria Reid was the first female drummer I got a chance to see at our open stages back in 2003.   Great clock drummer keeping very good timing and always sticking to the meat and potatoes style to keep the time right for the rest of the stage.   Maria also played along side Wayne Allchin in a band called backfire for a stint and last we spoke she was&nbsp;looking to put&nbsp;together her own act.


Mary Thomas has to be on of the busiest ladies on the music scene and I am sure a lady a lot of the guys and girls would consider one of the leading vocalists in our area.   Fronting the Mary Thomas band she also&nbsp;kept herself&nbsp;very busy on the open jam scene running her own open stages for over 10 years.   Also had a stint hosting at the renowned Blues on Whyte.   This girl lights up any stage&nbsp;I&nbsp;have ever seen her on and I think will bring in a killer set with the house band. 

...I picked&nbsp;this house band to be the sit in and back up band for anyone who shows up to play and this night will be dedicated to my late mother Basma Ammar&nbsp;who was a hand drummer and would have been so proud to see this night for the girls.


...Every Tuesday night from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:20:05-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/92513fd6fee20ba36ba4b60085f6d527-9675.php#unique-entry-id-9675</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/92513fd6fee20ba36ba4b60085f6d527-9675.php#unique-entry-id-9675</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Couple starves real child while raising virtual one. 


* German police summoned over forgotten vibrator. 


* Doormat: 'Come back with a warrant,' so officers did. 


* Men Fight Over Parking Spot At McDonald's. 


* Nun ill again after cure by Pope John Paul. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Talk About Your Botched Boob Jobs</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:20:01-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/08f090b1f837ae4ba64aae3ea45b8f31-9674.php#unique-entry-id-9674</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/08f090b1f837ae4ba64aae3ea45b8f31-9674.php#unique-entry-id-9674</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Honestly folks, you can&rsquo;t make up the kind of stuff we find on the web.


There&rsquo;s not much to tell about a woman getting a boob job either.


That is unless something goes wrong, in which case we&rsquo;re all over it.


But beware finding your surgeon on the internet.


This lady went in to have her boobs enhanced, but she came out with four instead of two.


No, really.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Embarrassing Medical Moments</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:56-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/24ffc00973a4428de5ff33523dc0c591-9673.php#unique-entry-id-9673</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/24ffc00973a4428de5ff33523dc0c591-9673.php#unique-entry-id-9673</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.


 


' Which one ?'   I asked. 


'The patch.   The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it'.


 


I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.   Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! 


Now, the instructions include removal of the old  patch before applying a new one.


- Submitted by Dr.   Rebecca St.   Clair 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Twisted Cartoons</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:52-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fc9b05b57c20407760e1da641601e9db-9672.php#unique-entry-id-9672</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fc9b05b57c20407760e1da641601e9db-9672.php#unique-entry-id-9672</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Sweet Rides</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:48-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2e735953300d90ed40f9d0641116d657-9671.php#unique-entry-id-9671</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2e735953300d90ed40f9d0641116d657-9671.php#unique-entry-id-9671</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>That&#x2019;s One Heck Of A Shopping Spree</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:44-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5e775b29bd3dbeb6dfc1e13b46989df2-9670.php#unique-entry-id-9670</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5e775b29bd3dbeb6dfc1e13b46989df2-9670.php#unique-entry-id-9670</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


We all know that there are many rich people who live in Dubai.


The United Arab Emerates is crawling with them, especially the royal family.


But the president&rsquo;s son must have a few bucks himself.


You see, he just went on a shopping spree and spent $44 million on nine new waterfront homes.


Lavish indeed, but not unusual over there.


Unless that is, you consider he is only 11 years old.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Good Reasons Not To Mess With Nature</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0a967b6c8e0d019572b9ebeed272213c-9669.php#unique-entry-id-9669</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0a967b6c8e0d019572b9ebeed272213c-9669.php#unique-entry-id-9669</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Gorgeous Cactus And Tips On Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:36-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c75fca57f0558318edb87ce5aa44310f-9668.php#unique-entry-id-9668</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c75fca57f0558318edb87ce5aa44310f-9668.php#unique-entry-id-9668</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:31-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/63c032d67eff2f2ac8cfc1d19856b4c4-9667.php#unique-entry-id-9667</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/63c032d67eff2f2ac8cfc1d19856b4c4-9667.php#unique-entry-id-9667</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Question: 


Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?


Answer:


 


At the bottom!
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things You Don&#x27;t See Everyday</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:27-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ce165f13c11969a320bb1debc2e891b-9666.php#unique-entry-id-9666</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ce165f13c11969a320bb1debc2e891b-9666.php#unique-entry-id-9666</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Winters Best Forgotten</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-08T06:19:23-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b3950995719610ee1e001dfaf7a88de5-9665.php#unique-entry-id-9665</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b3950995719610ee1e001dfaf7a88de5-9665.php#unique-entry-id-9665</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:36-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a8b821e1cf2ce384127d781a45a15e62-9664.php#unique-entry-id-9664</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a8b821e1cf2ce384127d781a45a15e62-9664.php#unique-entry-id-9664</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


...<!-- Bravenet Embedded Service Code --><script src="http://apps.bravenet.com/go.js?

...I thought I would send share some photo shots from the WONDERFUN HOCKEY&nbsp;ASSOCIATION&nbsp;last game of the season at Servus Place.


...My husband, John, has participated as coach and equipment manager for several years.   The organization is a fantastic educational and athletic experience for children.   Thanks to all the great parents who participate in making the year a success!


...Our youngest son, Alex, who is 12, is on the ice with team-mates.   There is a brief description about the organization from this website. 


...**Wonderfun Hockey is now eligible for the Child Fitness TaxCredit! 

...We are a small community organization of parents that have been running an outdoor hockey program for kids 6-13 for about 15 years now.&nbsp;


We are designed as an alternative to the traditional minor hockey program which often requires lots of travel, cost and pressure on the kids.&nbsp;   There is no pressure to show up, perform or do anything more than challenge yourself and learn how to play hockey.&nbsp;   The kids sign up for a rink and always play at that rink at that time against the same kids.&nbsp;


...Albert from the first week in January to the last week in Feb.   It is a short season but the kids play twice a week for one hour.&nbsp;   The first 15-20 minutes of every session is designed to teach hockey and skating skills.&nbsp;   The last 40-45 minutes is a scrimmage against their own players to solidify the skills just learned.


We Provide a non-contact, fun environment for children 6-13 to experience hockey.   Wonderfun is not in competition with St. ...  In keeping with our philosophy of fun and enjoyment, players in SAMHA are not encouraged to participate in Wonderfun to use it as extra ice time.&nbsp;


...It seems to me this is a much better alternative than driving kids into organized hockey where they learn to fight and parents hang on dreams of their offspring becoming NHL stars.   It kind of reminds me of the old days when hockey was for kids and by kids and future NHL players &ldquo;just happened&rdquo;.   Today it is an obsession for some parents and the fun is gone for the kids.


A reader near Lethbridge sent us this old copy of the rules from the Macleod Hotel back in the 1800&rsquo;s.   Good thing today&rsquo;s hotels have changed those rules, isn&rsquo;t it?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:32-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/271f12cd376abf6b375ba4eb17ae7f03-9663.php#unique-entry-id-9663</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/271f12cd376abf6b375ba4eb17ae7f03-9663.php#unique-entry-id-9663</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Man sues airline for not looking at his scrotum.  


* FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus. 


* Skinvestigation claim: Detective gets 130 lap dances, makes no arrests. 


* Australian woman died after 'head was cut off during freak lawnmower accident'. 


* 1 Year Later, Fla.   Monkey Still Eludes Capture. 


* Flight attendant falls from plane. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Foodie&#x27;s Tour Of Oklahoma</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:27-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/223c668e651c212d1018a9fe4c4c0b41-9662.php#unique-entry-id-9662</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/223c668e651c212d1018a9fe4c4c0b41-9662.php#unique-entry-id-9662</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Oklahoma City was much less humid than Houston and even though about the same temperature, the lower humidity makes it seem a little warmer. 


My sister has joined me for this segment of my trip, as our main purpose is to visit a cousin who is convalescing in hospital. 


...My sister is a fellow food adventurer and like me, she does not like to eat in any place that she can eat at back home. 


So we are on the hunt for something quick, but out of the ordinary for us. 

...I&rsquo;ve had more than my fill of Mexican and Tex-Mex fare lately but my sister can go for it.


...I scan the menu and to my delight, I find something I have never eaten for breakfast, or any meal to my knowledge, anywhere. 

...The glazed cinnamon raisin biscuit looks very interesting too, so we get one of those to share. 


Carl&rsquo;s Jr. isn&rsquo;t busy this morning, maybe 10 other customers in here at the time and interestingly all seniors, except for us. 


...The staff behind the fast food counter were coming out from behind the counter opening the door for customers and greeting them by name. ...  Now that&rsquo;s something you don&rsquo;t often see in a fast-food restaurant. 


...My sister was so enthused with her side of mini hockey puck shaped hash browns, she asked what they were called, expecting some cutesy trade name.  

...My pork chop on a biscuit was surprisingly good, and it was a real pork chop, not a formed patty of pork-like product.   It was also breaded and fried, with a generous helping of southern white gravy. 


...Later on that day after we had checked into the hotel we asked about the local places to eat.   We wanted something that was a reflection of Oklahoma City, something that offered Oklahoma southern style food and drink. 


...My sister orders a chicken fried steak with gravy, I found myself a mess o&rsquo; southern fried catfish with an unusual side of a baked sweet potato with both melted marshmallows and a drizzled caramel sauce to top. 

...I was the driver for this Oklahoma leg of my journey so I wasn&rsquo;t going to touch alcohol.   My sister however, was welcome to go for it and she found the house specialty drinks. 

...When my sister had finished about half of her drink, the waiter, who knew we were from Canada, informed her that there was a two-drink limit for these teas. 

...He informed us that the drink contained not one, but two shots of liquor, one of which was 151 proof Everclear.


...However, most alcoholic spirits such as rum and vodka are 80 proof range, so this was  kicked up a notch from the norm. 


...Watching her ricochet off the tables and chairs like a pinball after one drink proved the alcohol content was significant and made me glad I was driving. 


...Then a generous portion of peppered white gravy is poured over the fried steak and served, typically with mashed potatoes. 

...Even though my sister could not even come close to finishing the steak, the sausage-based gravy was so good that she scraped it off and ate it with the potatoes. 


Yes, I know, a coronary attack on a plate &ndash; thankfully we don&rsquo;t eat this way very often.  ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Bacon And Chocolate Rank High In Recipes</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6f02ce5df634f0a35baa68271512569e-9661.php#unique-entry-id-9661</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6f02ce5df634f0a35baa68271512569e-9661.php#unique-entry-id-9661</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


It seems like cooks put bacon in everything these days.


North Americans taste for bacon just never seems to waiver.


You&rsquo;ll find it in everything from cocktails to ice cream.


One US Chef thinks we&rsquo;ve gone too far with our craving for bacon.


Well, he is entitled to his opinion, but not everyone will agree.


As another famous chef used to say, &ldquo;Pork Rules!&rdquo;
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Best Of Germany</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6bb7524f3abe174ffac5cc05bf47544d-9660.php#unique-entry-id-9660</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6bb7524f3abe174ffac5cc05bf47544d-9660.php#unique-entry-id-9660</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The New Airbus A380</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:14-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/acd19a960e412fce35c11acc32bcd3b5-9659.php#unique-entry-id-9659</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/acd19a960e412fce35c11acc32bcd3b5-9659.php#unique-entry-id-9659</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Banned For Life From Wal&#x2a;Mart?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:08-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/87cfd62b7228c089e6721a580888dcf3-9658.php#unique-entry-id-9658</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/87cfd62b7228c089e6721a580888dcf3-9658.php#unique-entry-id-9658</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


It happens every day at places like Wal*Mart or Costco for example.


On your way out the door with the merchandise you&rsquo;ve paid for, you are asked to show the greeter (or maybe door guard is a better term) your receipt.


It never makes me happy.   Why, you ask?


Because the store assumes that everyone is a thief and that bothers me.   That said, I have always shown my receipt.


But one guy refused.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Your Daily Animal Fix</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:04-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/60ce37551fc9de6d4a31f2d8783cee0e-9657.php#unique-entry-id-9657</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/60ce37551fc9de6d4a31f2d8783cee0e-9657.php#unique-entry-id-9657</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Ads From The Good Old Days?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:47:00-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b6f8a1da953770c309d29b13ac639c99-9656.php#unique-entry-id-9656</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b6f8a1da953770c309d29b13ac639c99-9656.php#unique-entry-id-9656</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:46:55-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/abbcb4ddd7ab4e4e7260ee52c8832d22-9655.php#unique-entry-id-9655</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/abbcb4ddd7ab4e4e7260ee52c8832d22-9655.php#unique-entry-id-9655</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Teacher: 


Are you good at math? 


Pupil: 


Yes and no. 


Teacher: 


What do you mean? 


Pupil: 


Yes, I'm no good at math!
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wales Close Up</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:46:51-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9e8684082acacb8ab723abc3d73b70de-9654.php#unique-entry-id-9654</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9e8684082acacb8ab723abc3d73b70de-9654.php#unique-entry-id-9654</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Oddball Cars</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-07T04:46:47-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7e471b5f9647fadc7856025213c9dea0-9653.php#unique-entry-id-9653</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7e471b5f9647fadc7856025213c9dea0-9653.php#unique-entry-id-9653</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:36-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/260bcffe2f427795e08f538f638d6e28-9652.php#unique-entry-id-9652</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/260bcffe2f427795e08f538f638d6e28-9652.php#unique-entry-id-9652</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[To correct the assumptions about Habitat being a 'handout' propagated by the letter from 'Aaron' regarding his mother and how &nbsp;'today she should have just waited for a free home at someone else&rsquo;s expense':


...By building homes at low cost, requiring very little or no down payment, and not charging interest on the mortgage, Habitat for Humanity is able to provide an opportunity, or a &ldquo;hand up&rdquo;, to buy a home for families that would not otherwise qualify for a conventional mortgage.


...Habitat homes are bought, and paid for, by the people who are living there. &nbsp;  They are not 'handouts', and the people living there are carefully vetted to make sure they're working or have a steady income. &nbsp; &nbsp;

...Aaron's mother may have actually qualified for a Habitat home, &nbsp;but it wouldn't have been a 'handout'. &nbsp; &nbsp;  Most people who get Habitat homes are&nbsp;just average people who play by the rules - except that housing now-a-days has become totally unaffordable to people living on the bottom end of the economic scale. &nbsp;  These people can afford rent - but they know, just as you and I know, that the best way to live and gain equity is to own a home, not make endless rent payments that don't build equity. &nbsp;...  People who get Habitat homes are good citizens, and their homes do not 'detract' from the property values of their neighbours. &nbsp;  Furthermore, the 'sweat equity' clause of the purchase means that people who get a Habitat home will then work to help others. &nbsp;


...Albert, but I do have an opinion on the actual Habitat program, and really wish people would learn about the program before disparaging it as another 'handout'. &nbsp;

...I&rsquo;m never sure how people can pull off an illusion like this, but it&rsquo;s a good one folks. 

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...I got a pleasant surprise when I pulled up in front of Graham & Associates brand new premises at 110 - 20 Circle Drive in Campbell Park on the north side of Servus Place.   It was quite a contrast to their old location, but I was in for an even bigger surprise when I opened the door.


...I&rsquo;ve been dealing at Graham & Associates for a dozen years or more now dating back to the first time I met company founder Peggy Graham.


The firm is now ably managed by daughter Wendy and her staff and the pride in their new premises is etched on the faces of staff members. 

...The business has its roots some 25 years ago in the basement of Peggy&rsquo;s home and has grown to what it is today.


If you are in the market for someone to prepare your 2009 tax return, look no further that Graham & Associates.


It is no surprise to me that their clients number well over 4,000 individual accounts and their solid base of business accounts continues to rise.


Years of experience combined with their knowledge of Canadian tax law will make your return simple and easy with Wendy and her staff advising you all the way on savings you might otherwise never know about.


...You can also claim any travel medical insurance you may have purchased as well as any fees paid to a long-term care facility.


And if you have to travel to get proper treatment, you may be able to claim some of those expenses too.


...Did you know that taxpayers can allot up to half their eligible pension income to a spouse or common-law partner? 

...And if you&rsquo;ve ever wondered if you should purchase RRSPs or need a financial planner, Graham & Associates can help you as well.


...Open special longer hours Monday to Friday from 8:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m., and Saturdays from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. through the end of April.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:30-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3fef6b47d2f9d61fc2d887cd5ad33255-9651.php#unique-entry-id-9651</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3fef6b47d2f9d61fc2d887cd5ad33255-9651.php#unique-entry-id-9651</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* British helicopter pilot shot between the eyes but keeps flying to save 20 soldiers. 


* The Rise and Fall of a Female Captain Bligh. 


* Could germs be making you fat? 


* Piglet, meet Mickey. 


* Should There Be an Animal-Abuser Registry? 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Sometimes Stupidity Of Schools</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:26-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/14f6d6a6f036f1300c94fd5f4682d523-9650.php#unique-entry-id-9650</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/14f6d6a6f036f1300c94fd5f4682d523-9650.php#unique-entry-id-9650</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Just who the hell makes the rules in US schools these days?


It sure isn&rsquo;t anyone who can think for themselves.


Take the case of a six year old boy in Michigan who curled his fist and fingers into the shape of a gun.


And then pointed his hand at a fellow student.


Pretty much typical six year old behaviour, isn&rsquo;t it?


Nope, you suspend him from school.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Some People Need To Get A Life&#x21;</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d1f50af9ce69dbf684936f30b250b916-9649.php#unique-entry-id-9649</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d1f50af9ce69dbf684936f30b250b916-9649.php#unique-entry-id-9649</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


A brother and sister sculpted a snowman-like figure in their front yard.


And did she ever have a figure!


You see, they modeled her after Venus De Milo so she was a bit, ahem, shall we say lacking clothing.


Of course being art, no one had any objections to the figure.


Or did they?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:17-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0ce9439cbecd05195a165047f990387c-9648.php#unique-entry-id-9648</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/0ce9439cbecd05195a165047f990387c-9648.php#unique-entry-id-9648</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Gorgeous Cactus And Tips On Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:12-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a4f016b8db22f2f38ae5e0048b7d312d-9647.php#unique-entry-id-9647</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a4f016b8db22f2f38ae5e0048b7d312d-9647.php#unique-entry-id-9647</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Men More Accident Prone Around Beautiful Women?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:08-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/14c9886d831b9121df53f40b05098b2e-9646.php#unique-entry-id-9646</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/14c9886d831b9121df53f40b05098b2e-9646.php#unique-entry-id-9646</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


A British study has shown that men are more accident prone when being watched by gorgeous females.


The study went on to say, &ldquo;'This increased risk-taking led to more successes but also more crash landings in front of the female observer.'


&nbsp; 


Saliva tests confirmed they had 'elevated testosterone levels' while a good-looking woman was around.&rdquo;


We could have saved them the expense of that study though, couldn&rsquo;t we folks?


We called it showing off in our day.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Musings Of Maxine</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:06:03-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d649f7d396f1700234de917d48ef4c28-9645.php#unique-entry-id-9645</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d649f7d396f1700234de917d48ef4c28-9645.php#unique-entry-id-9645</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Postcards From China</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:05:59-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6aaa41d3aaddfe385ad36f6b58765bed-9644.php#unique-entry-id-9644</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6aaa41d3aaddfe385ad36f6b58765bed-9644.php#unique-entry-id-9644</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title></title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:05:54-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d43062e4613249656a928cff1a19944d-9643.php#unique-entry-id-9643</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d43062e4613249656a928cff1a19944d-9643.php#unique-entry-id-9643</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?


Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?


Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?


What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?


Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?


How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mother Goose For Adults</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:05:50-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fa94d4c4f6286047e098115e1421a844-9642.php#unique-entry-id-9642</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fa94d4c4f6286047e098115e1421a844-9642.php#unique-entry-id-9642</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>All About Trains</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-06T05:05:46-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c031bd4e2cb1c9d74ed59eb6f4d15d1a-9641.php#unique-entry-id-9641</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c031bd4e2cb1c9d74ed59eb6f4d15d1a-9641.php#unique-entry-id-9641</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-05T01:48:00-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/87d0e28f75099c1f298c21b83c383169-9640.php#unique-entry-id-9640</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/87d0e28f75099c1f298c21b83c383169-9640.php#unique-entry-id-9640</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.web-stat.com">


<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


...<!-- Bravenet Embedded Service Code --><script src="http://apps.bravenet.com/go.js?

...I grew up in Akinsdale and I remember it as a great middle class neighborhood with great people and excellent greenspace.   I can't even fathom what it would be like to grow up there now with no greenspace behind due to the freeway going by and without Arlington park. 

...How can the city expect anyone to pay good money to live there and more importantly what about all the young families that actually had to buy their homes? ...  I suppose now in today&rsquo;s society we owe it to everyone to buy them a house, if they are unable or unwilling to make the sacrifice needed to save for a single family dwelling. 


My father died at an early age and my single mother had to work very hard to afford&nbsp;a good home for me and my brother in Akinsdale, I suppose today she should have just waited for a free home at someone else&rsquo;s expense.   Sorry if this is politically incorrect but someone has to speak up for the average people who plays by the rules.


...Cam, thanks for taking the lead on this and very eloquently speaking for the silent majority of people residing in St. ...  You always made up your own mind on issues and we're not one to follow the crowd. 


I remember when you were in high school and just purchased your first vehicle.   In your condo complex where you grew up, there was a bylaw that stated that you had to move your car every 48 hours.   One day you and three other residents received a $200 fine for not moving your vehicles.   Instead of cowering in the dark, you stood up for yourself and the others affected.   You created your own newspaper and delivered it to every resident of the complex pointing out the folly and injustice in their actions.   In the end you won and the condominium board backed down and&nbsp;disregarded the fines. 


I'm glad you are still standing up for the little guy!   Keep it up and if you ever get a chance look me up in the phonebook.


...It is a sad day when the city loses any green space Aaron.   Growing up there, you would know what that means for youngsters. ...  As a matter of fact it is the type of innovative thinking that this council has demonstrated itself incapable of, on some issues in the past.   Let&rsquo;s hope they listen to Akinsdale residents, both past and present. 


...This video is not in English, but it is easy to understand. 

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-05T01:47:57-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e6426a83b6d4dedabd299d43af361b1f-9639.php#unique-entry-id-9639</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e6426a83b6d4dedabd299d43af361b1f-9639.php#unique-entry-id-9639</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Emu battles Sheriff's Deputies. 


* Detachable Penis Art Gone Missing! 


* Survey: Couples happiest at 3-year mark. 


* Marriage outlasts living together. 


* Atheist accused of leaving insulting religious images in Liverpool&rsquo;s John Lennon airport prayer room. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Wales - Close Up</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-05T01:47:54-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6cdb7b3acc5565300fe1621c096aabaf-9638.php#unique-entry-id-9638</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6cdb7b3acc5565300fe1621c096aabaf-9638.php#unique-entry-id-9638</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Why Is It That . . .</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-05T01:47:51-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2291d38f07b504d9144426c28fe30267-9637.php#unique-entry-id-9637</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2291d38f07b504d9144426c28fe30267-9637.php#unique-entry-id-9637</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


 


Why is abbreviated such a long word?


 


Why is a boxing ring square?


 


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice?


 


Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?


 


Why is lemon juice made from artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made from real lemons?


 


Why is the man who invests all his money called a broker?


 


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


 


Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?


 


Why can't they make the whole airplane out of the material used to make that little black box?


 


Why can't women apply mascara with their mouths closed?


 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Sweet Rides</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-05T01:47:48-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2d69eea494306383524a23862f892870-9636.php#unique-entry-id-9636</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2d69eea494306383524a23862f892870-9636.php#unique-entry-id-9636</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Good Ideas</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-05T01:47:45-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1d6718585c5da9beaafd8bd6a2c3c042-9635.php#unique-entry-id-9635</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1d6718585c5da9beaafd8bd6a2c3c042-9635.php#unique-entry-id-9635</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-05T01:47:42-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d1154dfdccd6d5b08286b561653683ef-9634.php#unique-entry-id-9634</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d1154dfdccd6d5b08286b561653683ef-9634.php#unique-entry-id-9634</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Teacher: 


How did Vikings communicate? 


Student: 


By Norse code!
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After a look of complete confusion she answered, 'Why, not for about twenty years - when  my husband was alive.'


- Submitted by Dr.   Steven Swanson- Corvallis
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...One of the main reasons I wanted to pen a few articles for the Saint City News was to provide a counterpoint to the divisive political tactics that we have not before seen within our community.   Federally or provincially, wedge politics are distasteful yet acceptable as you are often dealing with a political boundary, abstract political concepts or impersonal groups that are singled out.   There is a big difference between attacking &ldquo;industry&rdquo; or &ldquo;CUPE&rdquo; for example versus attacking the community of Akinsdale which people call home.   Municipal politics govern the affairs closest to the individual and as a result these politics affect citizen&rsquo;s lives on a personal level.   The phrase &ldquo;NIMBY&rdquo; has an interesting double entendre in that if it is not in your backyard, how much right do you have to affect someone else&rsquo;s democratic entitlement to self determination?   You can build a political platform and even a successful campaign based on wedge politics but one thing you will not build is a community. 


Earlier this week there was an article in the St. ...  The article explained that the 62 unit condominium complex on Sturgeon Road has ceased construction since the summer of 2009 and has been in limbo for almost 2 years.    Apparently the dev eloper of this project has been hit hard by the credit crunch and does not have the requisite funds needed to complete the project.    The article goes on to quote realtor Amal Monzer as saying, &ldquo;...construction won&rsquo;t proceed until 10 units are sold.   But the developer isn&rsquo;t able to specify a completion date, making it unlikely that buyers or bankers will be interested.&rdquo;   Not surprisingly our mayor&rsquo;s reaction was to say &ldquo;We want it finished so we can collect the tax revenue out of it.&rdquo;


...In dealing with complex issues like affordable housing, rarely does an obvious solution present itself upon a silver platter and yet oddly goes completely unnoticed by all of our politicians.   We have a proposed project in Akinsdale that reduces the quality of life for the residents, diminishes the character of the neighbourhood and threatens the home equity they have all worked so hard for.  ...  The proposed transaction would result in 15 low cost Habit for Humanity homes and 43 for a private developer at a cost of $840,000 to the City of St. 

...Why does the city not call Amal Monzer, and use this $840,000 for a down payment on 15 units in the partially completed Braeside condominium?   The city could then donate these housing units to Habitat for Humanity who would then re-assign mortgages and ownership, thereby reconstructing a similar deal to that proposed in Akinsdale.   Since the complex is 80% complete, Habitat would easily be able to bring in the potential home owners for their required 500 hours of &ldquo;sweat equity&rdquo; construction work to complete these units. 

...Among the various alternatives, this is a potential solution that will satisfy Akinsdale residents, satisfy affordable housing advocates and is a solution everyone in St. ...  I realize that this would derail city council from its dual focus of tax collection and new spending projects, but if you are looking for a politically and socially viable win-win scenario for all stakeholders, you will not find a better option to pursue. 

...Well, Cam, that is certainly a grand idea and it would do the world of good to solve both issues.   Here is a real opportunity for Mayor Crouse and his council to show some real leadership and prove once and for all that tax money does not rule their thinking.   But are they big enough to change course and do something good for all of the city? 

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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-04T05:43:47-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/693e15904101f341c6a5abc0ea8cacf5-9627.php#unique-entry-id-9627</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/693e15904101f341c6a5abc0ea8cacf5-9627.php#unique-entry-id-9627</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Suit seeks to bar genetically modified sugar beets. 


* Totally freaky: Japan's weirdest museums.


* Vale sues striking union, alleging &lsquo;unlawful thuggery'. 


* Cashmere Toilet Paper Cheaper Than Wiping With "Luxury Knitwear". 


* 5,200 Aussies Strip at Sydney Opera House for Tunick Photo. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Looking For A New Snow Machine?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-04T05:43:44-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bd1d79b2bd5605e28ad6aa6d7529677b-9626.php#unique-entry-id-9626</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bd1d79b2bd5605e28ad6aa6d7529677b-9626.php#unique-entry-id-9626</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[With thanks to Winnipeg reader Bill Heron . . .
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-04T05:43:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d9a32ef0e7c255d4da39ddfdbcbc378a-9625.php#unique-entry-id-9625</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d9a32ef0e7c255d4da39ddfdbcbc378a-9625.php#unique-entry-id-9625</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[TEACHER: 


Why are you late?


WEBSTER: 


Because of the sign.


TEACHER: 


What sign?


WEBSTER:


 


The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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I haven&rsquo;t flown in 10 years now, but I used to fly a lot.


When I did, I usually flew business class and always asked for an aisle seat.


The times I flew economy though, that aisle seat became much more important.


There was nothing worse than being sandwiched into the middle seat on a long flight.


But now airlines are charging you if you want an aisle seat.


And that&rsquo;s just the beginning.
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It used to be that divorce court proceedings were tough cases to prove.


I mean with the lawyers resorting to hiring private eyes and the like to &ldquo;get the goods&rdquo; on one side or the other.


Now the procedure is much simpler.


Lawyers have struck gold and can find out all the dirt they need to now right on the web.


Where do they find it?


Why Facebook of course!
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Lest We Forget


The Fallen Four Fifth Anniversary - March 3, 2005


This One Comes With The Territory


A Day In The Life Of A Wolf
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-03T04:47:15-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/376669f91a5c2fc2bd4ed7363b0b6899-9615.php#unique-entry-id-9615</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/376669f91a5c2fc2bd4ed7363b0b6899-9615.php#unique-entry-id-9615</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* AWESOME WORKS OF ART MADE FROM STUFF ON YOUR DESK. 


* Chilean Quake Likely Shifted Earth&rsquo;s Axis, NASA Scientist Says. 


* Baby Girl Survives 3 Days With Bullet Inside Her. 


* French church criticizes 'confession' phone line. 


* Drug gangs taking over public lands. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Only In America You Say?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-03T04:46:40-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5e3676a39b3626bbaaee6dcda7085874-9614.php#unique-entry-id-9614</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5e3676a39b3626bbaaee6dcda7085874-9614.php#unique-entry-id-9614</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


This has to be the strangest story of murder I have ever read.


Two teens in Arizona steal a car.


It&rsquo;s not long until the cops give chase and they try to outrun the cruiser.


It doing so, they inadvertently turn into a military base and roar through the guarded front gate.


A security guard opens fire and kills the 16-year-old passenger and wounds the driver.


Now get this, the cops charge the driver with murder because his actions caused the death of his friend.


Only in America.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Embarrassing Medical Moments</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-03T04:46:35-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8f2ed9f313da71340130724e4dc9566a-9613.php#unique-entry-id-9613</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8f2ed9f313da71340130724e4dc9566a-9613.php#unique-entry-id-9613</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. 


Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'


- Submitted by Dr.   Susan Steinberg
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If you live on a farm and return home from work, you might very well expect to see cattle.


But not likely in your house.


That&rsquo;s exactly what happened to a woman in Arkansas when she got home one evening.


Cows had broken in and made themselves at home, so to speak.


They even used the bedroom for a nap.
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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Dog Awarded Medal For War Zone Work</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-03T04:46:04-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/dfded6157c684295eaffaae3ac1a148e-9606.php#unique-entry-id-9606</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/dfded6157c684295eaffaae3ac1a148e-9606.php#unique-entry-id-9606</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


When you hear the term working dog, you automatically think of a police dog or a guide dog.


But you seldom think of a dog involved in war.


Such is the life of a dog named Treo who sniffs out roadside devices to save the lives of troops in the field.


Any dog that does that should get a medal.


I just wish they hand&rsquo;t named it the Dickin medal.   ;-)
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<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


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Careful With that Leaf Blower


I got these two Stihl commercials from a number of readers asking we include them on SAP, so here you go!


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The Power Of A Trimmer


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Bits &lsquo;N Pieces From Our Readers


Hi Don,


Had you noticed that St.   Albert has reverted to having Bus Stops again?


They are no longer called Transit Zones.


And I heard a whisper that there is a bike rack on the front of at least one city bus.&nbsp;


Anon


St.   Albert


SINC SAYS:


Hmmm, looks to me like they&rsquo;re trying to please customers.   A nice switch.    ;-)
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:44-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/41a1cfbcc224731ff37a79136f45e705-9602.php#unique-entry-id-9602</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/41a1cfbcc224731ff37a79136f45e705-9602.php#unique-entry-id-9602</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Taliban blown up by own bombs. 


* Man Racks Up Giant Phone Bill Trying to Claim Unemployment Check.


* More sex education means more teenage pregnancies ... always. 


* World&rsquo;s strongest boy Guiliano Stroe breaks world record for air press-ups. 


* I get moody and violent if I don't get my sex fix. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Weird Food Facts</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/27965eb9761a75dc089d6e787b23303f-9601.php#unique-entry-id-9601</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/27965eb9761a75dc089d6e787b23303f-9601.php#unique-entry-id-9601</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ? 

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.


Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.


When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.


Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.


Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. 


Plain grain products lower your IQ, while whole grain products increase your IQ.


Eating lemons make you live longer. 

Broccoli is the food with the best anti-cancer properties. 

Eating half an orange a day reduces your chances of getting a heart attack by 50%. 

Eating one meal of fish a week reduces your chances of getting a heart attack by 50%. 

Almonds are a member of the Rosaceae (Rose) family which includes peaches.


Chop-Suey is not a native Chinese dish, it was created in California by Chinese immigrants.


The average North American will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!


The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!


Argentinians eat more meat than any other nation in the world.


In 1904, the ice cream cone was invented.   You'll drink 16,000 gallons in your life.


The first meal on the moon was roast turkey, eaten by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin.


Baskin Robbins once made ketchup flavoured ice cream.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened In School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:35-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cd0a403e313e51338f29eae882f7102b-9600.php#unique-entry-id-9600</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/cd0a403e313e51338f29eae882f7102b-9600.php#unique-entry-id-9600</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[HAROLD: 


&ldquo;Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?&rdquo;


TEACHER: 


&ldquo;Of course not.&rdquo;


HAROLD: 


&ldquo;Good, because I didn't do my homework.&rdquo;
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Postcards From China</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:30-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/98107bbdee5d134565e4d24411adbc55-9599.php#unique-entry-id-9599</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/98107bbdee5d134565e4d24411adbc55-9599.php#unique-entry-id-9599</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Imaginative Paper Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:26-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ccd4ffc8083b5ba00a8c4ec12f8a813b-9598.php#unique-entry-id-9598</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ccd4ffc8083b5ba00a8c4ec12f8a813b-9598.php#unique-entry-id-9598</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This item was sent in to us by Mayor Crouse.   Thanks for sharing Mr.   Mayor.


These are entries for an art contest at the Hirshorn Modern Art Gallery in Washington DC.   The rule was that the artist could use only one sheet of paper.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Be Careful When Feeding The Homeless</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:21-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/80a203a0d5959b23754d58733596b94c-9597.php#unique-entry-id-9597</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/80a203a0d5959b23754d58733596b94c-9597.php#unique-entry-id-9597</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


There are many groups and individuals out there who want to help the homeless.


Most are non profit and try to provide food and shelter to unfortunate folks.


Now say you found yourself sitting on a park bench and decided to share that brown bag lunch of yours with a homeless person.


That would be your good deed for the day, wouldn&rsquo;t it?


Just not in Miami.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things You Don&#x27;t Often See</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:14-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8d07aaaef67a9c98e7fb1454c72a8721-9596.php#unique-entry-id-9596</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8d07aaaef67a9c98e7fb1454c72a8721-9596.php#unique-entry-id-9596</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Lighthouses Of Michigan</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:09-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6d29fdb1920b3337134c1034611bb927-9595.php#unique-entry-id-9595</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6d29fdb1920b3337134c1034611bb927-9595.php#unique-entry-id-9595</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Talk About Kicking Your Own Butt</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:59:05-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9275b6f1081e31d67050d7187deab3fb-9594.php#unique-entry-id-9594</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9275b6f1081e31d67050d7187deab3fb-9594.php#unique-entry-id-9594</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


The things they don&rsquo;t come up with on airlines nowadays.


A Polish airline sells those scratch and win lotto tickets to passenger during flights.


And they pay during the flight if you win.


But not if you win big.


One man who won 10,000 Euros wanted his cash right now, but couldn&rsquo;t get it.


You won&rsquo;t believe what he did.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Inside This Old Garage</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:58:59-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6357615ff2a101ba40ddac559343539f-9593.php#unique-entry-id-9593</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6357615ff2a101ba40ddac559343539f-9593.php#unique-entry-id-9593</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pretty Good Pictures</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-02T03:58:55-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/36a0756e0acc95dfa8c16843522921e0-9592.php#unique-entry-id-9592</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/36a0756e0acc95dfa8c16843522921e0-9592.php#unique-entry-id-9592</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:52-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b33a364ba32ae7fe778dae38cbb020b2-9591.php#unique-entry-id-9591</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b33a364ba32ae7fe778dae38cbb020b2-9591.php#unique-entry-id-9591</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.web-stat.com">


<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


</a>


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Dog Having Dinner


I got this video from so many readers that it was last week&rsquo;s most popular e-mail.   I have to admit that it is pretty funny.   Enjoy!


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VW Beetle Camper From 1974


Who says small cars can&rsquo;t tow fifth wheels?


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:47-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6e5b8e0ddc4f9b2d4a12f74734d2643e-9590.php#unique-entry-id-9590</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6e5b8e0ddc4f9b2d4a12f74734d2643e-9590.php#unique-entry-id-9590</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* The fiancee formula: Academics work out the best time to propose. 


* Cities Shortening Yellow Traffic Lights for Deadly Profit. 


* Incredible landscape art made from household objects. 


* Berks forecaster predicts 40 inches of snow. 


* School&rsquo;s drug test 'torture'. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>People And Their Pets</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:43-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2e4ef06192737e91f0eebaca469b52a3-9588.php#unique-entry-id-9588</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2e4ef06192737e91f0eebaca469b52a3-9588.php#unique-entry-id-9588</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ca518d0e7b8bf6d464a26a51a3c2f8f1-9587.php#unique-entry-id-9587</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ca518d0e7b8bf6d464a26a51a3c2f8f1-9587.php#unique-entry-id-9587</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[TEACHER: &ldquo;How old were you on your last birthday?&rdquo;


STUDENT: &ldquo;Seven.&rdquo;


TEACHER: &ldquo;How old will you be on your next birthday?&rdquo;


STUDENT: &ldquo;Nine.&rdquo;


TEACHER: &ldquo;That&rsquo;s impossible.&rdquo;


STUDENT: &ldquo;No, it isn't, Teacher.   I'm eight today.&rdquo;
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rocks Around The World</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:35-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/88c454c2ce7ea652a1069b2fd9221516-9586.php#unique-entry-id-9586</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/88c454c2ce7ea652a1069b2fd9221516-9586.php#unique-entry-id-9586</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Relatively Rare Pictures</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:31-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c4e5965134d20c86c3f06d7020825893-9585.php#unique-entry-id-9585</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c4e5965134d20c86c3f06d7020825893-9585.php#unique-entry-id-9585</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Security Guard Paranoia Gone Mad?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:27-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/85fb2f2e4359385f5da6c9dbd9b4515f-9584.php#unique-entry-id-9584</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/85fb2f2e4359385f5da6c9dbd9b4515f-9584.php#unique-entry-id-9584</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


You&rsquo;re a Dad and have your four-year-old son out at the mall.


You come across a toy train engine and the kid wants to sit in it.


Like any normal Dad, you pick him up and put him in.


No harm in that, right?


Then you grab your cell phone and snap a picture of junior with a big smile on his face.


No harm in that, right?


Nope, wrong.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Out Of Africa</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:23-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d96321ea4b638133683391a556232aeb-9583.php#unique-entry-id-9583</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d96321ea4b638133683391a556232aeb-9583.php#unique-entry-id-9583</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mother Goose For Adults</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:19-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/332455dca6312bb967d8499ab1c46165-9582.php#unique-entry-id-9582</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/332455dca6312bb967d8499ab1c46165-9582.php#unique-entry-id-9582</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>What Men Want Women To Know</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:16-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fd311fb4be685677b7cda209e1eb2beb-9581.php#unique-entry-id-9581</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fd311fb4be685677b7cda209e1eb2beb-9581.php#unique-entry-id-9581</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Most women like to have their men know certain things.


Sometimes more things than the average guy wants to know.


But let&rsquo;s put the shoe on the other foot for a minute and consider the opposite.


Men too, want women to know certain things and some of them are downright hilarious.


Get your chuckle here.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Beauty Of Antarctica</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:12-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5d2dc6f662f2359e1a5aa1cfa23e93ff-9580.php#unique-entry-id-9580</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5d2dc6f662f2359e1a5aa1cfa23e93ff-9580.php#unique-entry-id-9580</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Great Aviation Photographs</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-03-01T06:16:08-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/797d6e9b8b1137a5b23b4fdbf7b83b0e-9579.php#unique-entry-id-9579</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/797d6e9b8b1137a5b23b4fdbf7b83b0e-9579.php#unique-entry-id-9579</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:47-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b4f9a55c0dd35c296e31a0c6e8b438db-9578.php#unique-entry-id-9578</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b4f9a55c0dd35c296e31a0c6e8b438db-9578.php#unique-entry-id-9578</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.web-stat.com">


<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


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...A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.


'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?&rsquo; 


'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. 


...All the children rush to find seats. 


'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up.   I'll need all your children's names.' 


'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.' 


In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious?   They're ALL named Leroy?' 


Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier.   When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'   An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' ...  An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop.   It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.' 


The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?' 


'Then I call them by their last names.'


A Movie For Every Grampa To Watch


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...A roundup of bits from the web:


* In a Tampa Bay area hospice, the mystery of a man with no identity. 


...* NY flight canceled after flight attendants get into fistfight. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Taste of Texico </title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:43-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6f729145da71189ce65639af019c01c8-9577.php#unique-entry-id-9577</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6f729145da71189ce65639af019c01c8-9577.php#unique-entry-id-9577</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I ate machacado con huevos, a scrambled &nbsp;egg and dried beef dish, again with fresh dinner plate sized wheat flour tortillas. 

...Machado means &ldquo;shredded&rdquo; in Spanish and for this dish the name has come to mean the shredded air cured and crispy beef that it contains. 

...As a Panaderia customer, you pick up a large tray and a set of tongs and then help yourself to the bakery items behind sliding or hinged glass doors.   When you have all you want or can afford  (budget or health wise) on your tray you bring it to the cashier who will tally your order and move all of your baked goods to paper bags. 


...Giant floor standing mixers and dough kneading machines with dangerous looking mixing arms were waiting for their next batch of ingredients. &nbsp;

...Jesus was up high for His best vantage point to watch over the bakers and bakery. 


These bakers start working while most of us are still sound asleep in our beds and not likely to rise for hours.   Brownsville is not a particularly dangerous city and this Panaderia wasn't in a rough neighborhood.   It just made all of the employees, both men and women, feel much better with the crucifix hanging there in a high central position.


...While he granted my request, I realized later I should have added &ldquo;and from eating out of the bags that anyone else in our group may have.&rdquo; 

...Next was a small family owned tamale shop, Ybarra Tamales, in a house right along a busy highway service road in Brownsville.   The store area itself was barely 15 square feet, just a little window counter at which fresh, literally homemade, tamales are purchased. 

...Women had to travel with the men to prepare their food whether it was to the food growing fields or the battlefields. 


In what was probably a desperation move, someone figured out that they could put ground corn (an ancient staple food) and fillings if available, into something that had little other use, a corn husk. 

...The chiles would not only give the tamales some flavor, but it would help preserve them for longer periods.   The men could easily take them wherever they went and eat them whenever convenient, cold or re-heated directly over a fire or on a hot pottery surface. 

...Consequently, they made a special place for tamales in all their festivities, particularly Christmas. 


...Made with corn flour, chile sauce, pork lard and a variety of fillings, these are not food for the faint of heart.   Many have tried to make them without the lard, but they just don't have the same appeal - sort of like drinking reconstituted powdered milk. 

...Upon return to Chef&rsquo;s house, we discover that while we were away the feral hogs were at play. 

...The business discussions continue while I am trying to get some night shots of the house and yard. ...  I take my tripod out and keep moving away and away again from the house trying to get the optimal angle. 


...The taste trip to the Land of Texico is over for now and our team must split up in many directions the next morning. ...  We all have much work to do in the next month before filming will start. 


I will be taking a few days to stop over in Oklahoma to visit a relative before I return to Calgary.  ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Imaginative Paper Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/aeeca50345527374640e00e4511cebe8-9576.php#unique-entry-id-9576</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/aeeca50345527374640e00e4511cebe8-9576.php#unique-entry-id-9576</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This item was sent in to us by Mayor Crouse.   Thanks for sharing Mr.   Mayor.


These are entries for an art contest at the Hirshorn Modern Art Gallery in Washington DC.   The rule was that the artist could use only one sheet of paper.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Bizarre Names Too Common In Britain</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:34-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8c02d37d3a7c89203144799661c6fb09-9575.php#unique-entry-id-9575</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8c02d37d3a7c89203144799661c6fb09-9575.php#unique-entry-id-9575</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


It seems that every year that goes by, parents are hanging embarrassing monikers on their poor unsuspecting offspring.


Such is the case not only here, but in Britain too.


Can you imagine for a moment growing up with a name like Barb Dwyer?   Or Stan Still?


And there&rsquo;s more.


Many more.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Those Huge Aussie Road Trains</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:30-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/74196f856b895c4e29ce7456a80ffad6-9574.php#unique-entry-id-9574</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/74196f856b895c4e29ce7456a80ffad6-9574.php#unique-entry-id-9574</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Balloon Twisting&#x27;s Come A Long Way</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:26-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2d81c5532e51aff64b9666d9ce45df2f-9573.php#unique-entry-id-9573</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2d81c5532e51aff64b9666d9ce45df2f-9573.php#unique-entry-id-9573</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Secret Service Computers Only 60 Percent Effective</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:21-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ff658f943ee05a4a88c8ea2b109a2e1c-9572.php#unique-entry-id-9572</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/ff658f943ee05a4a88c8ea2b109a2e1c-9572.php#unique-entry-id-9572</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


You&rsquo;ve heard of the expression, &ldquo;stuck in the fifties&rdquo;, haven&rsquo;t you?


America&rsquo;s Secret Service is just a tad better, but they&rsquo;re stuck in the eighties as far as their computer mainframes go.


Yep, that&rsquo;s right, those guys that protect the president are using 1980&rsquo;s technology.


They ought to buy themselves a couple of iMacs and get with the times.


It&rsquo;s all right here.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things You Don&#x27;t See Everyday</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:16-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4546c15c2ae836d8858af717c4098cdb-9571.php#unique-entry-id-9571</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4546c15c2ae836d8858af717c4098cdb-9571.php#unique-entry-id-9571</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Underwater Files</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:12-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9aa408aa3c83cadfd1025ad9cb61acdd-9570.php#unique-entry-id-9570</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9aa408aa3c83cadfd1025ad9cb61acdd-9570.php#unique-entry-id-9570</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>British Treasure Law&#x2019;s Long Arm</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:08-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1a5a0311b2d72a135cf00dbed97a73be-9569.php#unique-entry-id-9569</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1a5a0311b2d72a135cf00dbed97a73be-9569.php#unique-entry-id-9569</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


A young girl of nine years is helping Mom in the garden when she finds an old coin.


As it turns out, it&rsquo;s really old. 700 years in fact.


But Mom passes away suddenly and the young girl keeps the coin.


Now 23, she takes it to a museum to see what it is, and is promptly charged with keeping a treasure.


How stupid is that?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Fun With Food</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:22:04-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fb09b605ead33d247951cde2bd575ea5-9568.php#unique-entry-id-9568</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fb09b605ead33d247951cde2bd575ea5-9568.php#unique-entry-id-9568</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Postcards From China</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-28T06:21:59-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2c45a4868b6f6e6e36f7452abf2d6fb6-9567.php#unique-entry-id-9567</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2c45a4868b6f6e6e36f7452abf2d6fb6-9567.php#unique-entry-id-9567</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:37:25-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3f8299d51ed2125feec7c2b6fac57e1f-9566.php#unique-entry-id-9566</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3f8299d51ed2125feec7c2b6fac57e1f-9566.php#unique-entry-id-9566</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


...<!-- Bravenet Embedded Service Code --><script src="http://apps.bravenet.com/go.js?

...Lori Fabian and Nina Carpenter each provide excellent perspectives:&nbsp; Realistically, it is not a positive venture to establish an expansive residential facility within the confines of an over-crowded neighbourhood such as Akinsdale.&nbsp;   Frankly, construction invites potentially disastrous consequences and therefore, I cannot support an unfavourable plan that poses a safety risk to members of the community.


...Indeed, it is necessary to establish an affordable living space, making St.   Albert an inviting place for diverse populations of individuals to dwell.   Frankly, I am quite concerned with the financial educational demands and rising costs that challenge young persons.   As a parent, I am well aware of the implications of absence of affordability.   However, needed housing cannot simply be permitted to arise based upon cost effectiveness.   Safety within any community must be prioritized and remain the ultimate deciding factor.


...The park space at Arlington Drive has provided a haven for children in the community throughout many years.   A school is located nearby as well as a neighbourhood childcare centre which regularly employs the area to facilitate active recreational play and team sports.   Clearly, middle-ground must emerge wherever consideration of establishing a new housing area arises.   Naturally, reservation and opposition to building within the confines of an already condensed, long established and populated area.   It is necessary to listen to critics because valid safety concerns cannot be denied.   At the same time, we must continue to brainstorm collectively to achieve support for a viable living area venture sufficient to carry the impact of numerous residents safely.


...If council thinks this issue is going to go away anytime soon, they had better think again.   If they force such a high density of multi family homes on the people of Akinsdale, they do so at their peril. 


...On Thursday&rsquo;s site I noticed your Smart Car accident pictures.   I saw these last week and noticed the hubcaps in the picture were different than the one in the accident so I thought I would check this out on snopes.com and this is what was on their site &hellip; the picture is real but it wasn&rsquo;t a Smart Car &ndash; it was actually a Ford Escape SUV which really shocked me.


...That shocks me too Sharon, thanks for pointing out the real story.   That said though, I still would not want to be a Smart car either in that kind of collision.


...Imagine an electric car that beats anything at the track. ...  It&rsquo;s the fastest street legal electric car in the world. 


Readers can see a video of this car and how well it performs here.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:37:21-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/85b1e71c982024e549b4c21baf8e852b-9565.php#unique-entry-id-9565</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/85b1e71c982024e549b4c21baf8e852b-9565.php#unique-entry-id-9565</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Low-carb diet can increase bad cholesterol levels. 


* Are my favourite bartenders going to be sent to jail? 


* Cash-strapped LA going after unlicensed dogs. 


* The Funniest Headline Fails Of All Time. 


* US diplomats add a moat to their expenses at $1bn London embassy. 


* Man gets back wallet taken in 1949; was found in an attic by home renovator. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Imaginative Paper Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:37:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b555849da2269763fdf9a2e6cc6e09d6-9564.php#unique-entry-id-9564</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b555849da2269763fdf9a2e6cc6e09d6-9564.php#unique-entry-id-9564</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This item was sent in to us by Mayor Crouse.   Thanks for sharing Mr.   Mayor.


These are entries for an art contest at the Hirshorn Modern Art Gallery in Washington DC.   The rule was that the artist could use only one sheet of paper.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Embarrassing Medical Moments</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:37:13-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/da00e10fbb582fc107a0b99ccfc22ce8-9563.php#unique-entry-id-9563</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/da00e10fbb582fc107a0b99ccfc22ce8-9563.php#unique-entry-id-9563</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 


&ldquo;Big breaths,&rdquo;  I instructed.


 


&ldquo;Yes, they used to be,&rdquo; replied the patient.  


- Submitted by Dr.   Richard Byrnes
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rocks Around The World</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:37:09-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/53de52d58aa387a097a7477deed7239f-9562.php#unique-entry-id-9562</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/53de52d58aa387a097a7477deed7239f-9562.php#unique-entry-id-9562</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things You Don&#x27;t Often See</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:37:05-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5d11f33fb1a0879b8c15ac426f2550b0-9561.php#unique-entry-id-9561</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5d11f33fb1a0879b8c15ac426f2550b0-9561.php#unique-entry-id-9561</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Some Days Teachers Just Can&#x2019;t Win</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:37:01-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/50665aeec3f9d5e5fe5f779fa8c9bbb9-9560.php#unique-entry-id-9560</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/50665aeec3f9d5e5fe5f779fa8c9bbb9-9560.php#unique-entry-id-9560</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


It&rsquo;s a dirty job folks, but someone has to do it.


Teach school that is.


A US substitute teacher is in big trouble for breaking up a fight in his classroom.


Two young goons tackled each other and the teacher grabbed one of them by the neck to break it up.


Now that precious little snowflake has complained he has red marks and a full investigation is underway.


He shudda kicked his ass.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Those Funny Animals</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:36:57-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6fc2c0a33781cadde364cbc6dcecc2f4-9559.php#unique-entry-id-9559</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6fc2c0a33781cadde364cbc6dcecc2f4-9559.php#unique-entry-id-9559</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Mother Goose For Adults</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:36:54-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f75e70923318d2650834343116b451dc-9558.php#unique-entry-id-9558</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f75e70923318d2650834343116b451dc-9558.php#unique-entry-id-9558</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>What&#x2019;s Stopping Bullets Now?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:36:49-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6ac7838c57d49169892e071a2ebda4fb-9557.php#unique-entry-id-9557</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6ac7838c57d49169892e071a2ebda4fb-9557.php#unique-entry-id-9557</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Last week we told you about a woman with large love handles that stopped a bullet and saved her life.


Not to be outdone, a woman in Los Angles was saved from certain death when shot with a high powered rifle at point blank range.


Did her love handles play a role?


I guess it depends on your definition of love handles.   ;-)


The tale is here.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Lighthouses Of Michigan</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:36:45-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a9d4a173d40b0cd86496f9a954d474c5-9556.php#unique-entry-id-9556</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a9d4a173d40b0cd86496f9a954d474c5-9556.php#unique-entry-id-9556</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>All About Trains</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-27T05:36:40-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d2e236ee1fc5df2640b865da65ee6ae6-9555.php#unique-entry-id-9555</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d2e236ee1fc5df2640b865da65ee6ae6-9555.php#unique-entry-id-9555</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:47-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bcdabb46a94120b9ccaaef902daee863-9554.php#unique-entry-id-9554</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bcdabb46a94120b9ccaaef902daee863-9554.php#unique-entry-id-9554</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[We are now all stuck with a costly white elephant that cost $50 million to construct and suffers perpetual operating losses, no matter how badly city accountants try to blur the red ink into various other departments. 

...Albert and using these returns to see if the individual residents would be able to afford an &ldquo;average mortgage payment&rdquo; and that this &ldquo;mortgage payment&rdquo; would not exceed 32% of their income. 

...Albert is a city that is unaffordable for 8,000 residents to live in, then we are left with the paradoxical question: How are they affording to live here now? ...  Further investigation suggests that a large portion of the 15% figure is seniors residing in their own home that has a clear title, and that these seniors live with a reduced pension income.    Other populations represented in this 15% figure are people aged 18 &ndash; 29 living in their parent&rsquo;s home, and who are saving for a down payment or who are going to post secondary schools.  

...Recently the Chamber of Commerce came out in support of affordable housing as they saw this as a way of attracting low income workers to St.&nbsp;

...The city&rsquo;s assessed property taxes create situations whereby seniors have to move away due to unaffordable taxes and young families choose to live elsewhere when they realize that they can purchase a larger home outside of St. ...  The end result is that we will not create a more affordable community but a community comprised of the very wealthy and the very poor. 


In the end analysis, City Hall is more interested in carving out additional tax revenue rather than to seriously quantify and address the issue of affordable housing.   The property at 70 Arlington Drive in Akinsdale was not chosen because of its suitability or due to any pressing need, it was chosen as it is the quickest way for the city to increase tax revenue to gloss over their wasteful spending.   If this was not the case, we would be looking at allocating any of the 1300+ hectares of annexed land to affordable housing, creating a land bank or partnering with the Edmonton region to look for solutions.


...All too often we simply take politician&rsquo;s word for figures and it looks to me like that 15 percent number is far from correct.


...I often refer to the current administration as &ldquo;Robbing Hood And His Merry Band Of Men&rdquo; for picking the pockets of the poor to enhance the lifestyle of the rich in this city, $ervu$ Place being but one glaring example. 

...Did you get your copy of the new $ervu$ Place glossy brochure that had to cost thousands of our tax dollars in the Gazette on Wednesday?   I see that only as more wasted tax dollars, appealing to nearly half the residents of this city who do not have the means, nor desire to afford to use that White Elephant in the first place.


...The Gucci and Lexus taste of this administration must be stopped before they build themselves a new Taj Mahal (city hall) to go along with their lavish governance of this city.


...12 adults attended a training session, where 11 class members have been told to give the wrong&nbsp;answer to a certain question when it is posed to the group.


...After some discussion the member who gave the correct answer, against his better judgement, gives&nbsp;in to the majority, even though he is 100 percent sure his answer was right and the rest were wrong.


I think this is what happens in our council, even if we had a whole new council elected, administration&nbsp;convinces them into thinking their way.&nbsp;


...But now that they have been elected, if I asked for help solving a problem from the same now councillor, I&nbsp;would be told the problem doesn&rsquo;t exist in St. 

...Isn&rsquo;t it odd that so many local residents think the problems we face with over taxation is directly the result of an out of control administration?


The most disturbing part of it all is that not one member of the past three councils has had the cajones to do the right thing and rid ourselves of the lot of them.


..."...but Canada, my home and where I chose to come back to for good reasons, has not come face to face with the realities of the next century.   We are still building monuments to ourselves, and what I mean is that elected officials seem to want to point to some&nbsp; expensive structure and say "my blood and sweat is responsible for bringing this marvel of engineering to you and future generations." 

...Plain etc.) to have the integrity and foresight to say to yourselves and to your neighbours that you have put into place a sound MDP for the&nbsp; 90's that will take St. ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:43-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2cd5badfa71969a2bd3390b117c9ccb5-9553.php#unique-entry-id-9553</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2cd5badfa71969a2bd3390b117c9ccb5-9553.php#unique-entry-id-9553</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* US Hospital infections kill 48,000, cost billions. 


* Inmate uses spoon to dig out of prison. 


* Woman finds rats in mailbox. 


* The Post-Gazette Puppy Cam! 


* Nursing Home Residents Form a Biker Gang. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Milking Time Down On The Farm</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a5b04bb4dda68061a0e2b143bffec1d9-9552.php#unique-entry-id-9552</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a5b04bb4dda68061a0e2b143bffec1d9-9552.php#unique-entry-id-9552</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Quick, what&rsquo;s the first thing you picture in your mind when I mention water buffalo?


Yep, me too.


A rice paddy with a guy in a cone shaped hat walking behind the water buffalo.


Never would I think of a dairy farm near Trenton, Ontario, would you?


But milk the darn things they do.


They make cheese too.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Surprise In Bag Of Frozen Green Beans</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:36-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6cba1f37297db8a0044fdfe4e196e618-9551.php#unique-entry-id-9551</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6cba1f37297db8a0044fdfe4e196e618-9551.php#unique-entry-id-9551</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Opening a bag of frozen green beans seems like such an everyday experience, doesn&rsquo;t it?


But one woman in Texas got more than she bargained for when she opened her beans.


You see, there was a visitor inside the bag.


Oh, it wasn&rsquo;t alive or anything.


It wasn&rsquo;t even all there!


But what was it?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Animals Close Up</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:32-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fda86ab918240498d74144dfbbcd5d53-9550.php#unique-entry-id-9550</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fda86ab918240498d74144dfbbcd5d53-9550.php#unique-entry-id-9550</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Really Good Ideas</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:29-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f63b7fd45361609f2a4e2fd22d7dfbe4-9549.php#unique-entry-id-9549</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f63b7fd45361609f2a4e2fd22d7dfbe4-9549.php#unique-entry-id-9549</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:25-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3c78f40611e5729c4fd653baceaae6dd-9548.php#unique-entry-id-9548</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3c78f40611e5729c4fd653baceaae6dd-9548.php#unique-entry-id-9548</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Teacher: 


How much is half of 8? 


Pupil: 


Up and down or across? 


Teacher: 


What do you mean? 


Pupil: 


Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Underwater Files</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/aa49de6b2763be8e90def0d0da5b9c20-9547.php#unique-entry-id-9547</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/aa49de6b2763be8e90def0d0da5b9c20-9547.php#unique-entry-id-9547</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Winters Best Forgotten</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7e2bb5e3e2f751ddb3216b5b6d0c471d-9546.php#unique-entry-id-9546</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7e2bb5e3e2f751ddb3216b5b6d0c471d-9546.php#unique-entry-id-9546</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Overblown Terrorism Threats Countries Perceive</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:15-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a5662a06478d74155686ce471349030f-9545.php#unique-entry-id-9545</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a5662a06478d74155686ce471349030f-9545.php#unique-entry-id-9545</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


I don&rsquo;t know about you folks, but it seems to me that the &ldquo;Big Brother&rdquo; mentality since the 911 attack on the World Trade Centre is getting out of hand.


Enter the Aussie government and their new permanent anti-terrorism policy.


They&rsquo;ve now earmarked 10 countries whose citizens will have to undergo face scans and fingerprinting before they can set foot in OZ.


How ridiculous is that?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Best Of Germany</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:10-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b30a8d7ffeafade851b77b4009c92b40-9544.php#unique-entry-id-9544</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b30a8d7ffeafade851b77b4009c92b40-9544.php#unique-entry-id-9544</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Interesting Aviation Shots</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-26T06:20:07-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2ba44ffa0a118c27df23fee0a330e6e2-9543.php#unique-entry-id-9543</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2ba44ffa0a118c27df23fee0a330e6e2-9543.php#unique-entry-id-9543</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:17:16-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6c07ff2e9d69d22d5a9ef4f05928bc28-9542.php#unique-entry-id-9542</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6c07ff2e9d69d22d5a9ef4f05928bc28-9542.php#unique-entry-id-9542</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.web-stat.com">


<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


</a>


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Tom Brokaw Explains Canada To Americans


This video needs no explanation, just sit back and be a proud Canadian.


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Finally, A Good Picture Of A Ghost!


SINC SAYS:


I don&rsquo;t know about you folks, but every time I see a picture of a ghost it is all blurry.


Most remind me of those fuzzy UFO shots so many people take.


But this one is different.


A British builder was demolishing a school and saw a ghost of a school boy of old.


He grabbed his cell phone and shot an amazing photo of the kid.


No, not this fuzzy picture, see the good one here.


Shoplifting Seagull


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iLeHgabGqHY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iLeHgabGqHY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:17:12-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3b0d6581eb77e27d4d38c19ab381c581-9541.php#unique-entry-id-9541</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3b0d6581eb77e27d4d38c19ab381c581-9541.php#unique-entry-id-9541</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Half of Britain's six-year-old girls 'want to be thinner'. 


* Truckload of marijuana goes up in smoke. 


* Grand jury indicts Doctor in rapes of 103 child patients. 


* Arrest made in 'break dancing' damages. 


* Wildlife improvises when snow and ice make their menus skimpier than usual. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Van Damme Enters Race For Council</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:17:07-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c64d33362bc65e9b786097557fb66b14-9540.php#unique-entry-id-9540</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c64d33362bc65e9b786097557fb66b14-9540.php#unique-entry-id-9540</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[When James was just eight years old, he wrote a biography of himself in the future, and foresaw that he would &ldquo;live in a nice safe community, be married, have a son and a daughter, and be a successful lawyer and accountant.&rdquo;


Although he did not become either an accountant or lawyer, he feels that having these goals kept him on the right track through his formative years.   Goal setting has always been important for Van Damme, who is now setting his sights on a position on St. ...  &ldquo;We need to have vision and goals, and everyone is more concerned about the year-to-year budgets,&rdquo; he says.


In his work experience as a consultant in enterprise risk and information technology, James Van Damme has consulted with business of all sizes, including some Fortune 500 companies.&nbsp; 

...In an attempt to investigate further to discover where taxes have been going, Van Damme discovered that it is hard to get answers.   This led him to the belief that we need more transparency and accountability on city council, as to where tax dollars are going.   &ldquo;It&rsquo;s not about being the highest,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s what you get for being the highest.&rdquo;


...If that were occurring now, others might notice as he has, that you don&rsquo;t see a lot of actionable items during city council meetings. 

...A lot of time is spent by council on committee work,&rdquo; he notes and advocates &ldquo;standardization of committee&rsquo;s presentations to council, their mandate, and what outcomes should be, set through an organizational oversight committee. 

...The city continues to hire consultants to do research on city projects, often paying them thousands of dollars to do a job that might easily be done in house.   Van Damme believes that we should interact with city administration and have them do some preliminary work before we engage consultants.


...James believes in setting long term goals to have a vision for the future of St. 

...With his background in information technology, it seems inevitable that technology would be integrated into his plans for the future development of St. ...  Van Damme points out, &ldquo;I know the city has to grow, but the city doesn&rsquo;t have to necessarily pay for that growth.&rdquo;


...However, he argues that it is better to pay $20,000 more for a house than to have current residents shoulder the burden of infrastructure costs as high as $95 million up front.   He says $20,000 dollars is comparable to normal fluctuations in the housing market and buyers would benefit from the infrastructure as would the rest of the community for the long term.


...&ldquo;We can use Smart Growth, to our advantage and start putting a green footprint on our city, perhaps using federal and provincial funding.&rdquo;


James Van Damme believes his vision is suitable for our city because, &ldquo;eco-city, eco-vision works for St. 

...Other facets of Van Damme&rsquo;s vision for the future are the development of clean power, such as solar, attracting more commercial business to annexed lands, and development of downtown.


...This includes adding commercial space, using Servus Place as an entertainment venue, setting up a transportation hub nearby, and encouraging community atmosphere making Servus Place a flagship.


...He is starting early, but James sees the months ahead as an opportunity for citizens to get to know him and his platform.


...He wants to get voters thinking that if he shows this much devotion to a campaign, imagine what he can do on council!


...Albert&rsquo;s Place will be offering free hot links to any candidate&rsquo;s&nbsp;web site when running for city council in this fall&rsquo;s election. ...  If you are, or intend to be a candidate and have a web site you would like listed, just e-mail it to mybirdie@telus.net. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Advantages Of Being Fat?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:17:03-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/dfa736fd7b286cd07d6426d3dcb96302-9539.php#unique-entry-id-9539</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/dfa736fd7b286cd07d6426d3dcb96302-9539.php#unique-entry-id-9539</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


You won&rsquo;t find many folks who will tell you that being fat is a benefit.


But you will find one woman in the Sunshine State that will make that claim.


You see, she&rsquo;s got big &ldquo;love handles&rdquo; and she found a use for them that saved her life.


What did she do anyway?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Gorgeous Cactus And Tips On Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:17:00-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c673d0b7add936e03011a9a23909cdd4-9538.php#unique-entry-id-9538</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c673d0b7add936e03011a9a23909cdd4-9538.php#unique-entry-id-9538</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Remembering The Fifties</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:16:56-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c0770f35c1946ca9747426e35ec90ecc-9537.php#unique-entry-id-9537</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c0770f35c1946ca9747426e35ec90ecc-9537.php#unique-entry-id-9537</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Having Trouble Finding That Book You Want?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:16:52-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7c9a70009fc3e08a8679440d0be5ee26-9536.php#unique-entry-id-9536</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7c9a70009fc3e08a8679440d0be5ee26-9536.php#unique-entry-id-9536</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA["If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the . . .
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Underwater Files</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:16:48-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b2ff774ba185c9a49c383d77e88a7b62-9535.php#unique-entry-id-9535</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b2ff774ba185c9a49c383d77e88a7b62-9535.php#unique-entry-id-9535</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things You Don&#x27;t Often See</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:16:43-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3c4ecf3b572ba72b4c8bd11b22ca08e5-9534.php#unique-entry-id-9534</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3c4ecf3b572ba72b4c8bd11b22ca08e5-9534.php#unique-entry-id-9534</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Smart Cars Great For Gas Mileage . . . BUT</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:16:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b5ad2c17e6266aaa3343381712cc3dc1-9533.php#unique-entry-id-9533</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b5ad2c17e6266aaa3343381712cc3dc1-9533.php#unique-entry-id-9533</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[They&rsquo;re even better for the environment.


But they do have a down side.


Like this accident when one was caught between two trucks on a highway:
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Amazing Garage Door Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:16:35-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7f80ba0df0e9dd542c1db5dc2fd33b88-9532.php#unique-entry-id-9532</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7f80ba0df0e9dd542c1db5dc2fd33b88-9532.php#unique-entry-id-9532</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Inside This Old Garage</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-25T03:16:31-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4d0d3ffe2944b1cb8584b1cc751a8736-9531.php#unique-entry-id-9531</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4d0d3ffe2944b1cb8584b1cc751a8736-9531.php#unique-entry-id-9531</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:22:07-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b3c82339efdf26110b0e1f5a2b69f4b6-9530.php#unique-entry-id-9530</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/b3c82339efdf26110b0e1f5a2b69f4b6-9530.php#unique-entry-id-9530</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


...Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.   After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified.   Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. 

...The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'


...'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink' it comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.   A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'


...'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich&eacute; for speed.   &lsquo;She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.


'Well out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.   When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.   'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.


Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man.   'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.


Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.


Ol' Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'


...'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.'


BUBBA is now the new greeter at that Wal-Mart!


You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart


...So many of our readers have sent in videos that we have a backup and to ease that, we&rsquo;re calling this video Wednesday:


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...I can&rsquo;t even count the number of readers who have sent me a copy of this video.   Each and every one claiming they laughed until they cried, so here it is for all to see. 

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...<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4RDTqxvEeY&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4RDTqxvEeY&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:22:03-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1c5125d91024f966fe07fa97da3f8ced-9529.php#unique-entry-id-9529</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1c5125d91024f966fe07fa97da3f8ced-9529.php#unique-entry-id-9529</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Gay Guardsman Still Drills With Unit. 


* Fast-food breakfast sales decline as fewer head to work. 


* The perfect man is a geek with facial stubble ... women's secret turn-ons revealed.  


* UFO sightings - MoD 'blanked out' insults about reports. 


* Noah's Ark was circular raft made of reeds, according to ancient tablet. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Doing Hard Time In San Antonio</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:59-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/442fbc17daab2068b644f2aa63a5fe21-9528.php#unique-entry-id-9528</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/442fbc17daab2068b644f2aa63a5fe21-9528.php#unique-entry-id-9528</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Folks who live in this part of Texas are used to hardened criminals doing hard time.


Once a year the cops round up all the hardened criminals who have failed to pay their fines on time.


Usually the suspects are those folks who didn&rsquo;t pay their speeding tickets, but this year the long arm of the law just got longer.


Now they&rsquo;re after folks who held illegal garage sales and a host of other violations.


What violations you ask?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Embarrassing Medical Moments</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:55-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7081ba43f03bdbfb6f3924fe00233629-9527.php#unique-entry-id-9527</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7081ba43f03bdbfb6f3924fe00233629-9527.php#unique-entry-id-9527</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's  going to have her baby in the cab.' 


I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.   Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs and I was in the wrong one. 


- Submitted by Dr.   Mark MacDonald
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>All About Trains</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:51-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/05dc4b66d38343d377ad79c5979da65f-9526.php#unique-entry-id-9526</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/05dc4b66d38343d377ad79c5979da65f-9526.php#unique-entry-id-9526</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Musings Of Maxine</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:47-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/adeb20a143713b3580dce644982483a1-9525.php#unique-entry-id-9525</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/adeb20a143713b3580dce644982483a1-9525.php#unique-entry-id-9525</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:44-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ad1b3b5697f402ef489948041d7d209-9524.php#unique-entry-id-9524</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ad1b3b5697f402ef489948041d7d209-9524.php#unique-entry-id-9524</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Teacher: 


If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?  


Student: 


One dollar. 


Teacher: 


You don't know your arithmetic. 


Student: 


You don't know my father!
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things You Don&#x27;t See Everyday</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f8dc3ef561b4ae9f5ae37cfa1d896f72-9523.php#unique-entry-id-9523</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f8dc3ef561b4ae9f5ae37cfa1d896f72-9523.php#unique-entry-id-9523</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Pictures Taken At Just The Right Angle</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:27-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/41ecd5cb32d9f11751b8372ef553df07-9522.php#unique-entry-id-9522</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/41ecd5cb32d9f11751b8372ef553df07-9522.php#unique-entry-id-9522</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Naked Sled Race Draws 14&#x2c;000 People</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-24T06:21:21-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fc1cf9809517d3e57d222e82607a8915-9521.php#unique-entry-id-9521</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/fc1cf9809517d3e57d222e82607a8915-9521.php#unique-entry-id-9521</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


A naked sledging event in Germany&rsquo;s Harz region created a logistical nightmare over the weekend after 14,000 people showed up to watch 30 men and women strip before sliding down the mountain.


Take a peek here. 
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Fun With A Fan


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Taxpayers Meeting Goes Tonight


Hello St.   Albert Taxpayers:


&nbsp;


Wondering about the Municipal Election in 2010?&nbsp;   Want to provide your views on what should be an election issue?&nbsp;   Come and share them tonight at the St.   Albert Taxpayers meeting, 7:30 pm,  at the St.   Albert Community League Hall, 17 Perron Street.&nbsp;


&nbsp;


Please print and bring this agenda, and&nbsp;January meeting minutes which can be downloaded here.


Thanks,


...Lynda Flannery


President 


St.   Albert Taxpayers Association


&ldquo;Your membership is your voice&rdquo;


The Very Best Of Photography
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:37-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e50516edadeae3d3bf5eff234fe24f37-9517.php#unique-entry-id-9517</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e50516edadeae3d3bf5eff234fe24f37-9517.php#unique-entry-id-9517</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


	*	Girl caught in trap while walking dog. 


	*	Train kills 3 teen girls crossing Florida bridge. 


	*	Groom shot dead at wedding by uncle's stray celebratory bullet. 


	*	Hair extension industry built on Indian sacrifices. 


* The Big Chill: Texas Gardens in Crisis. 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Shame In Spain Falls Mainly On Debtors</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:33-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/02c9b70a3087da21de206dcb4d9d0fb7-9516.php#unique-entry-id-9516</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/02c9b70a3087da21de206dcb4d9d0fb7-9516.php#unique-entry-id-9516</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


If you&rsquo;ve ever had a collection agency on your case, you should be glad you didn&rsquo;t live in Spain.


Here we get the threatening letters and the harassing phone calls.


But over in Spain, the game changes.


Over there, they use a tactic called public humiliation.


So, just how do they humiliate you?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Fascinating 1950s Love Connection </title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:30-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a8ed1b1602845643191297e51d1ce57-9515.php#unique-entry-id-9515</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a8ed1b1602845643191297e51d1ce57-9515.php#unique-entry-id-9515</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Sometimes children don&rsquo;t know everything about their parents lives.


Such was the case when siblings began to clean out the home of their recently deceased Mother in Helena, Montana.


A box, long ago sealed and stored in the basement revealed much more than they bargained for and left them speechless about their mother&rsquo;s earlier first marriage.


It even contained her picture.   But the picture had a bullet hole in it.   That was from the bullet that killed her first husband as he carried the picture in his breast pocket in the Korean War.


Well worth the read and not to be missed.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Underwater Files</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:25-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ebd72615fd621abb1d62dc325a960a8-9514.php#unique-entry-id-9514</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5ebd72615fd621abb1d62dc325a960a8-9514.php#unique-entry-id-9514</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>All About Trains</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/93c453f3ff17417c6c285d57c0553c56-9513.php#unique-entry-id-9513</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/93c453f3ff17417c6c285d57c0553c56-9513.php#unique-entry-id-9513</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Woman Dies Leaving Over 2&#x2c;000 Descendants</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/986597f9deb98d276536038c88eb5305-9512.php#unique-entry-id-9512</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/986597f9deb98d276536038c88eb5305-9512.php#unique-entry-id-9512</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


With a name like Yitta, one would think a woman would live a pretty average life.


Not so for this Yitta who left behind a string of descendants that boggles the mind.


Not many people can make that kind of claim either.


But how did Yitta do it?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Lighthouses Of Michigan</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:14-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/694e5e977d06c7b4b85e0bcc05aaab5c-9511.php#unique-entry-id-9511</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/694e5e977d06c7b4b85e0bcc05aaab5c-9511.php#unique-entry-id-9511</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Garage Door Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:09-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9e2dae759a9778f1d6f3691734eaca9b-9510.php#unique-entry-id-9510</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9e2dae759a9778f1d6f3691734eaca9b-9510.php#unique-entry-id-9510</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Carnival 2010</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-23T01:13:05-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/db2087b40d003fcfe3ce4a0a4452db27-9509.php#unique-entry-id-9509</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/db2087b40d003fcfe3ce4a0a4452db27-9509.php#unique-entry-id-9509</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Once more, it is Carnival Season in many countries around the world with a Roman Catholic heritage.   Celebrations and parades are put on just prior to the observance of Lent. 


Over the past few weeks parades and celebrations have taken place throughout Europe, the Caribbean and South America.   An estimated 730,000 foreign tourists, many fleeing snowy winter conditions in Europe and the United States, traveled to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for this year's celebrations. 


Collected here are a handful of images from some of the elaborate celebrations of this Carnival season. (39 photos total)
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...Wondering about the Municipal Election in 2010?&nbsp;   Want to provide your views on what should be an election issue?&nbsp;   Come and share them at the St.   Albert Taxpayers meeting, 7:30 pm, Tuesday, February 23rd, at the St. 

...Please print and bring this agenda, and&nbsp;January meeting minutes which can be downloaded here.


...Tomorrow Night At LB&rsquo;s Pub


Feb.-23rd - Norm Henze - Gord Macdonald - Chris Durand and Darryl (Scmidtty) Schmidt. 


This former show has a special place in my heart due to how much I learned about being a, soft touch, yet push drummer.   These musicians started this acoustic stage and built a foundation&nbsp;of new players and a new library of songs to play.   Norm Henze's brainstorming homework to pick tunes that would fit the bill of being an acoustic open stage worked well.   Working along side Gord Macdonald who&nbsp;showed his guts in doing most of the vocals and getting off his bass guitar at times to show his skills on the guitar live made this a very interesting match&nbsp;to play along with.   Darrell Schmidt Scmidtty is a careful drummer who respects&nbsp;what else is happening on stage and adjusts his playing style accordingly just as I would. 


This jam was not supposed to include drummers on stage but we were so careful in our pushing the songs quietly that it seemed to work and attracted a few drummers who came and became a little smarter about how to really play live.  The addition of Chris Durand made and broke this jam wide open.   Chris Durand brought the blues style and powerful emotional vocals and&nbsp;added more to the library of jam tunes and this started to attract even more new players.&nbsp;  His brilliance as a guitarist on both acoustic and electric guitar&nbsp;made you want to get down to Wednesday night and play. 


I wanted to show this show off to people who did not get a chance to enjoy it and mostly for those who were regulars at the show.&nbsp;  Good friends, food, drink,and care free live music where everyone could play and the time clock never mattered.   Whhooosh 3:00 a.m., remember Norm?


...Ammar&rsquo;s Moosehead Tuesday Open Stage


Every Tuesday night from 9 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:42-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/58e9ac5b73b73c7b39dbb357127fe9d9-9505.php#unique-entry-id-9505</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/58e9ac5b73b73c7b39dbb357127fe9d9-9505.php#unique-entry-id-9505</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


* Weird X-ray: 123 cocaine-filled condoms found in smuggler&rsquo;s tummy.


* Police: Man rides on car hood in his underwear.


* Using Facebook or Twitter 'could raise your insurance premiums by 10%'.


* Body falls from cargo plane leaving D.R.


* Elderly pirate filming Avatar for wife at Glendale.


* Dolphins have diabetes off switch.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Underwater Files</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:39-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3856c00ac082c02bf93a78b57199da08-9504.php#unique-entry-id-9504</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3856c00ac082c02bf93a78b57199da08-9504.php#unique-entry-id-9504</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Top 10 Conveniences In Your Car</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:35-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/02936ecdb68a71490b9326ff08d02f62-9503.php#unique-entry-id-9503</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/02936ecdb68a71490b9326ff08d02f62-9503.php#unique-entry-id-9503</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Thinking back to the dozens of cars I have owned in my lifetime, I have witnessed the accessory become the standard feature over the years.


Back then we had to pay extra for an automatic transmission for example.


Ditto for power brakes or power steering or power windows.


Nowadays vehicles come with all that stuff as standard equipment, but they also come with a host of other conveniences for today&rsquo;s drivers.


What&rsquo;s your favourite option?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Out Of Africa</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:32-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/af443175c7657ab9e3f41f1659683572-9501.php#unique-entry-id-9501</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/af443175c7657ab9e3f41f1659683572-9501.php#unique-entry-id-9501</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Parenting - It&#x27;s Not For Everyone</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:29-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3214a9e60be0c9e8200252cf21c80a37-9500.php#unique-entry-id-9500</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/3214a9e60be0c9e8200252cf21c80a37-9500.php#unique-entry-id-9500</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Panda Porn Assists Breeding Program</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:25-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e0849a695a7fafe9c391e2c92e30355e-9499.php#unique-entry-id-9499</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e0849a695a7fafe9c391e2c92e30355e-9499.php#unique-entry-id-9499</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


We&rsquo;ve all heard the jokes out there about porn and girlie magazines haven&rsquo;t we?


You know, the ones about the Playboy mags at the sperm bank to assist, er, production.


But what to do when your prize Panda pair won&rsquo;t mate?


Keepers in China have come up with a novel solution to the problem.


They show the boy Pandas porn to arouse them.


No, really.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>About That Diet You&#x27;re On</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f04c9d1fa77a811127f656958c1d0699-9498.php#unique-entry-id-9498</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f04c9d1fa77a811127f656958c1d0699-9498.php#unique-entry-id-9498</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Fun With Food</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a1908f027d60c3121cbdfb2e12385586-9497.php#unique-entry-id-9497</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a1908f027d60c3121cbdfb2e12385586-9497.php#unique-entry-id-9497</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Arizona Drivers Revolt Against Photo Radar</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:14-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5504f3ebd4899eefe45222e275448784-9496.php#unique-entry-id-9496</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5504f3ebd4899eefe45222e275448784-9496.php#unique-entry-id-9496</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


In a move that must bring joy to the hearts of those who oppose photo radar, Arizonans  are letting lawmakers know they&rsquo;re mad as hell and aren&rsquo;t going to take it any longer.


Ever since the state installed photo radar on highways driver have begun vandalizing the roadside boxes by some rather ingenious methods.


Some involve such simple things as silly string for example.


Read what else they&rsquo;re done.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Kids And Their Animals</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:11-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d09122b6b31ce5493492803e5d5312a3-9495.php#unique-entry-id-9495</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d09122b6b31ce5493492803e5d5312a3-9495.php#unique-entry-id-9495</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Early Florida In Black And White</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-22T01:19:07-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/769377e74d1be13cc0cd6fd6e80322fe-9494.php#unique-entry-id-9494</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/769377e74d1be13cc0cd6fd6e80322fe-9494.php#unique-entry-id-9494</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:36-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/40775794f93e08db2b128bc525ce77a6-9493.php#unique-entry-id-9493</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/40775794f93e08db2b128bc525ce77a6-9493.php#unique-entry-id-9493</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.web-stat.com">


<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


</a>


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Can You Croak Like A Frog Grampa?


A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.


When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ...


"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"


"What?"   said her Grandpa.


"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, were all going to Disney Land!


The Very Best Of Photography
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:31-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/af619eebd6e07dd5edb4a8ac1220437f-9492.php#unique-entry-id-9492</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/af619eebd6e07dd5edb4a8ac1220437f-9492.php#unique-entry-id-9492</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


America's Most Miserable Cities 2010.


Daycare leaves two-year-old girl behind after 'Elmo Live' in New York.


Wife of televangelist Benny Hinn files for divorce.


"Feed the Children" Charity Under Fire.


School used student laptop webcams to spy on them at school and home.


10 Worst Oscar Best Pictures of All Time.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>A Taste of Texico </title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:28-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6b329a216e94f1485f2269d236efef38-9491.php#unique-entry-id-9491</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6b329a216e94f1485f2269d236efef38-9491.php#unique-entry-id-9491</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[The next adventure was a walk down a busy street with many hole-in-the-wall shops selling music, souvenirs, clothing, shoes, knock-off designer products and pharmacy goods. 

...I watched as he brushed each cob with butter, then tossed on a big spoonful of crumbled queso (Mexican cheese) and then topped it all off with a sprinkle of salt and chili pepper flakes. 

...This time we were at Los Nortenos (The Northerners), which seemed fitting as here we were in the North-Easternmost corner of Mexico. 

...Other than a bit of salt, they typically are not seasoned to avoid interference with the flavor that is given by being roasted for eight hours over slow burning charcoal.  


Even though they looked delicious to me, I was sure hoping they wouldn&rsquo;t bring a whole one to the table for us. 


...I noted that the Spanish side had more detail, while the English side was kept simpler, but it was clearly meant to appear to be an equivalent direct translation. 


...One of the menu items on the Spanish side offered Cabrito en Sangre which is directly translated as Kid in Blood.   The blood of the goat is saved at slaughter time and this is used as the base of the sauce the goat is simmered in and served with.


...I wondered whether they would really prepare an American style gravy to go with the roasted goat or whether they would serve the Cabrito en Sangre with it&rsquo;s unique &ldquo;gravy&rdquo;. 

...I understood why they fudged the name on the menu &ndash; it certainly did not translate to English in an appetizing way.   When I thought more about it, our Canadian/American gravy was not that much different in that we start our gravy with the drippings from the meats we roast. 


We were there only for their most famous specialty, Cabrito al Pastor, the plain roasted baby goat. 

...Chef leans over and whispers that she wishes we could take a bite, chew, taste and then spit it out like we sometimes do when testing multiple recipe variations. ...  Things always taste better when you are hungry, and even great food can taste mediocre or worse when one is full. 


...I thought we would surely need the aid of a giant shoehorn considering the quantity that all of us somehow managed to consume. 


...We all dig out our passports and hand them up towards the driver who gives them all to the Customs guard.


Just like the night before, the Customs guard walks around the van tapping the panels for suspicious sounds and scans the wheel wells with a flashlight.   They never ask us to get out, but each time on this trip that we returned from Mexico, they would always exclaim with surprise that there was a Canadian in the van.   Then they would crane their head in to get a good look at it. 


...After a short but blessed nap, we all present ourselves at the doorway of the tiny household of our next hostess. 

...Our entire hog herd crowds into her tiny humid kitchen and hover over the stove to see what&rsquo;s cooking.  ...  Pollo de Arroz (chicken with rice), Carne Guisada (pork stew), Charro Beans (seasoned simmered pinto beans), Fidello (Mexican chicken noodle soup) and wonderful Queso Enchiladas with a rich mole sauce.  


...It may be exotic and ethnic to me, but it&rsquo;s good old home cooking to them. 


Crowded elbow to elbow around her table, we tuck into it as if we haven&rsquo;t eaten all day. 

...The small warm room encloses us like a cocoon and we are so comfortable we linger over our food. ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Grave Situation At Chicago&#x2019;s O&#x2019;Hare Airport</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e846c04d3e77918527567022756ab8ef-9490.php#unique-entry-id-9490</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/e846c04d3e77918527567022756ab8ef-9490.php#unique-entry-id-9490</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Normally when folks bury a loved one, they rest in peace for all eternity.


Except in Chicago that is.


The city of Chicago wants to expand one of its runways at O&rsquo;Hare airport.


And that is usually not a problem.


Unless a graveyard happens to be in the way.


Then they want to dig it up.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Rocks Around The World</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a2615878424d20a640383db01293af15-9489.php#unique-entry-id-9489</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a2615878424d20a640383db01293af15-9489.php#unique-entry-id-9489</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Underwater Files</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:15-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6689d367ab021ae13e2abbfb0a230bef-9488.php#unique-entry-id-9488</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6689d367ab021ae13e2abbfb0a230bef-9488.php#unique-entry-id-9488</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Cash Or Credit Card When Dialing 911?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:11-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/365265bac483c40503b09d5aed09aa3b-9487.php#unique-entry-id-9487</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/365265bac483c40503b09d5aed09aa3b-9487.php#unique-entry-id-9487</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Most of us hardly notice that small charge we pay each month on our phone bills.


You know, the one for access to 911 calls?


But if you live in California, it becomes a whole new ball game.


There you can pay for 911 calls in one of two ways, a one time annual fee, or on a per call basis.


But holy hell is it expensive!
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Maxine On Cooking</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:07-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1aac7b199579168001df215c270b9914-9486.php#unique-entry-id-9486</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/1aac7b199579168001df215c270b9914-9486.php#unique-entry-id-9486</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Lighthouses Of Michigan</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:38:02-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a6dbf437e468e36e96e309d024d54170-9485.php#unique-entry-id-9485</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a6dbf437e468e36e96e309d024d54170-9485.php#unique-entry-id-9485</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>It Happened At School</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:37:57-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8209ccaa0e1ed9bc8d13ed98e2d347ad-9484.php#unique-entry-id-9484</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8209ccaa0e1ed9bc8d13ed98e2d347ad-9484.php#unique-entry-id-9484</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[Fred came home from his first day at school. 


"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, 


"Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Interesting Aviation Photos</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:37:53-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/34c89f3e939d3299c3bc2a29fdc63f87-9483.php#unique-entry-id-9483</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/34c89f3e939d3299c3bc2a29fdc63f87-9483.php#unique-entry-id-9483</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Best Of Germany</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-21T05:37:49-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4af3de9874f5da1f7bf2aeb36ebdb67b-9482.php#unique-entry-id-9482</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4af3de9874f5da1f7bf2aeb36ebdb67b-9482.php#unique-entry-id-9482</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:13:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f4e8d88d8101b97fd0e84e29af2d502f-9481.php#unique-entry-id-9481</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f4e8d88d8101b97fd0e84e29af2d502f-9481.php#unique-entry-id-9481</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[I see by a story in today&rsquo;s Gazette that the local Chamber of Commerce is throwing their support behind the Habitat For Humanity project in Akinsdale.


Here is a link to the entire story entitled &ldquo;Chamber supports housing proposal&rdquo;, where Chamber chair Mike Howes is quoted as saying, &ldquo;We just think it's a good thing. 

...This time a reversal as they are supporting the bid to build the Habitat project over the objection of neighbourhood residents.


...At best, all they will accomplish is to rile the residents of Akinsdale, whom the Chamber has obviously forgotten are among their member&rsquo;s customers.


Might the only outcome for the Chamber be peed off customers who refuse to support Chamber members any longer over their involvement?


...This yarn was sent to us by a long time lady reader of SAP, who claims that this is sooo true, because she&rsquo;s been there, done that.   She is betting that it will have our lady readers rolling on the floor laughing and might just give our male readers some idea just why their better halves take so long to make a bathroom stop:


...When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. 

...It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!


...You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!) 


...You'd love to sit down, but having not taken time to wipe the seat or to lay toilet paper on it, you hold 'The Stance.'


To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.


In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, 'Dear, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!' 

...You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your purse (the purse around your neck, that now you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). 

...The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet.


...you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, while losing your footing altogether and sliding down directly onto the toilet seat. 


...Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try.


You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, 'You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get'.


By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl and spraying a fine mist of water that covers your bottom and runs down your legs and into your shoes.


The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force and you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.


...You can't figure out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.


...A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. 

...You yank the paper from your shoe, plonk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, 'Here, you just might need this.


...Annoyed, he asks, 'What took you so long and why is your purse hanging around your neck?


...It's so the other girl can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:13:18-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4992807779d877ea160f228f448aef59-9480.php#unique-entry-id-9480</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4992807779d877ea160f228f448aef59-9480.php#unique-entry-id-9480</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[A roundup of bits from the web:


Man too young for child support claims.


One Third of dogs 'overweight'.


Frustrated Owner Bulldozes Home Ahead Of Foreclosure.


Runaway Zebra Captured On Downtown Connector


Tickle Cock Bridge returned to original name after row.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Gorgeous Cactus and Tips For Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:13:14-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bd4ec49b3b84dadd1114f104c719db9f-9479.php#unique-entry-id-9479</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/bd4ec49b3b84dadd1114f104c719db9f-9479.php#unique-entry-id-9479</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Trouble With Cocks</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:13:11-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2c549ff866d1ba314a9ba42f682905b6-9478.php#unique-entry-id-9478</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/2c549ff866d1ba314a9ba42f682905b6-9478.php#unique-entry-id-9478</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


A slow news day can bring hilarity to a newsroom when they dig for something, anything to fill air time.


But cockfighting in Missouri sparked a news anchor to avoid the word altogether.


He preferred to call it rooster fighting to keep the newscast clean, so to speak.


This story and a collection of other bloopers provides a giggle as reporters stumble around the word cock.


Cock-a-doodle-do!
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Kids And Their Animals</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:13:07-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6fd08846f28a785a38238584fd082663-9477.php#unique-entry-id-9477</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/6fd08846f28a785a38238584fd082663-9477.php#unique-entry-id-9477</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Amazing Garage Door Art</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:13:02-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4c35fdf95896525d5a5e1945c224366e-9476.php#unique-entry-id-9476</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4c35fdf95896525d5a5e1945c224366e-9476.php#unique-entry-id-9476</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Who Knew Dolphins Could Surf?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:12:58-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/aff7cd54420258c1525a101155ea7f14-9475.php#unique-entry-id-9475</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/aff7cd54420258c1525a101155ea7f14-9475.php#unique-entry-id-9475</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


We&rsquo;ve been told many times that Dolphins are among the smartest of animals.


Stories abound of their exploits with navies around the world in retrieving items from the ocean floor well out of reach of scuba divers.


And many have been to sea world type places to see them perform for the crowd.


But who knew they surf for the fun of it when in the wild?


This collection of photos taken off the coast of South Africa show the surfing waves as high as 25 feet.


And without a board too.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>I Am Cat And I Will Sleep Where I Want</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:12:54-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/56f4483662910ad5b2cfe9d8a9b16701-9474.php#unique-entry-id-9474</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/56f4483662910ad5b2cfe9d8a9b16701-9474.php#unique-entry-id-9474</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Fun With Food</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:12:50-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/378fb1c9e41c101dd14eec4eac578fb5-9473.php#unique-entry-id-9473</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/378fb1c9e41c101dd14eec4eac578fb5-9473.php#unique-entry-id-9473</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Oops&#x2c; Maybe We Had Better Start Over</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:12:46-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/43d19ef01ad613d5c93a5c45ac10fe56-9472.php#unique-entry-id-9472</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/43d19ef01ad613d5c93a5c45ac10fe56-9472.php#unique-entry-id-9472</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


Police in the UK city of Merseyside recently added three vehicles to their fleet.


No, they weren&rsquo;t police cars, motorcycles or even paddy wagons.


They were their new airborne fleet of unmanned drones.   The drones intended use was to track bad guys from the air.


Not a bad idea and likely a lot less expensive than the choppers the Edmonton city cops use.


But there was one little snag.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Remembering The Fifties</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:12:42-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8e6eceb7d3a72cbd3f9f69c50eaff169-9471.php#unique-entry-id-9471</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/8e6eceb7d3a72cbd3f9f69c50eaff169-9471.php#unique-entry-id-9471</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[ 
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Things You Don&#x27;t See Every Day</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-20T02:12:37-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5de002b2d7ab23f4097738d28c2429a7-9470.php#unique-entry-id-9470</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/5de002b2d7ab23f4097738d28c2429a7-9470.php#unique-entry-id-9470</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Reader Response Forum</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:38-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d73c8c2d19a00d96332fa8cec9c394d8-9469.php#unique-entry-id-9469</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/d73c8c2d19a00d96332fa8cec9c394d8-9469.php#unique-entry-id-9469</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.web-stat.com">


<img style="border:0px;" alt="web stats analysis" src="http://server4.web-stat.com/3/al201491.gif"/>


</a>


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The Very Best Of Photography


Silent Listening


Dispersion of Sound Waves in Ice&nbsp;Sheets


You have likely not even thought about it, but have you ever heard the sound of ice?


That&rsquo;s right, ice.


Ice really does make sound and it is a beautiful thing to listen too.   Thanks to Ontario reader RG for bringing it to our attention.


Turn up your sound and enjoy the experience here.


And here is a video related to the sound of ice:


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]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>WEBBITS</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:34-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/acd16564c35e1a2a8f3db33ba6fc2a1d-9468.php#unique-entry-id-9468</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/acd16564c35e1a2a8f3db33ba6fc2a1d-9468.php#unique-entry-id-9468</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uE1n8xARdX4/S2VcmRfy9SI/AAAAAAAAbho/BCekv_XnWA8/s1600-h/webbits.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uE1n8xARdX4/S2VcmRfy9SI/AAAAAAAAbho/BCekv_XnWA8/s400/webbits.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432850338093921570" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:large;">


A roundup of bits from the web:


Why do so many women never have sex?   Because feminised men are too busy fixing their hair.


That's nuts!   Squirrel that thinks it's a kitten (and even suckles on its surrogate cat mom)


Trooper gets more than he bargains for in car alongside I-15


Gas for $8.87 a gallon?   You've got to be kidding.


Teen who pulled mother and children from train's path says he's no hero.


Man with 'brutal' smell ejected from from Air Canada flight.
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Couple Caught On Film Having Sex</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:30-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f1b1cac0f0496ca3e6a62812b5fde452-9467.php#unique-entry-id-9467</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/f1b1cac0f0496ca3e6a62812b5fde452-9467.php#unique-entry-id-9467</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[This photographer must have used a very powerful lens to be able to photograph this scene of a couple having sex.&nbsp;  Check out the pictures carefully, one by one.&nbsp;
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Do You Believe In Ghosts?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:26-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c5e9e3bccef1124f148c3b3107a9e984-9466.php#unique-entry-id-9466</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c5e9e3bccef1124f148c3b3107a9e984-9466.php#unique-entry-id-9466</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


One cannot escape life without hearing some ghost tales and some of them are pretty convincing.


But nothing would be more convincing that to actually see an apparition.


Folks who visit and old Welsh castle report seeing the ghost of a young girl and they have suspicions who it might be.


The photograph captured of the image on The Sun&rsquo;s web site is pretty convincing indeed.


Do you believe?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Gorgeous Cactus And Tips For Life</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:22-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9afc828fc69dd0fb938ce9ddf1e0bf71-9465.php#unique-entry-id-9465</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/9afc828fc69dd0fb938ce9ddf1e0bf71-9465.php#unique-entry-id-9465</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>The Underwater Files</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:17-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a93b7b3f07f1f79c8041dd61f34dc5f1-9464.php#unique-entry-id-9464</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/a93b7b3f07f1f79c8041dd61f34dc5f1-9464.php#unique-entry-id-9464</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Do You Use Food After Expiration Dates?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:13-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/90558405143f9d5e89cb076dec95b67b-9463.php#unique-entry-id-9463</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/90558405143f9d5e89cb076dec95b67b-9463.php#unique-entry-id-9463</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


We&rsquo;ve all done it, haven&rsquo;t we?   You know, sniffed the milk when we noticed it &ldquo;expired&rdquo; yesterday to see if it was still drinkable or OK for our coffee.


But how accurate are those printed dates anyway?


According to this article, not very accurate.


It seems we put way to much emphasis on the &ldquo;best before&rdquo; date and are likely throwing out perfectly good food.


The same thing likely applies to prescription drugs.   My doctor once told me not to worry about my nitro spray being a month past its due date for example.


Do you follow those dates?
]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Oddball Vehicles</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:09-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4a47022a205947a4e4e7256d724b13ed-9462.php#unique-entry-id-9462</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/4a47022a205947a4e4e7256d724b13ed-9462.php#unique-entry-id-9462</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>Postcards From China</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:11:04-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c86cfacc837993661a8818e1b1e42e51-9461.php#unique-entry-id-9461</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/c86cfacc837993661a8818e1b1e42e51-9461.php#unique-entry-id-9461</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[(null)]]></content:encoded></item><item><title>I&#x2019;ve Heard Of Pickled Pig&#x2019;s Feet&#x2c; But Lips?</title><dc:creator>mybirdie.ca</dc:creator><category>None</category><dc:date>2010-02-19T02:10:34-07:00</dc:date><link>http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a0a72ae354e6eecd77f7312126ffea3-9460.php#unique-entry-id-9460</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.mybirdie.ca/files/7a0a72ae354e6eecd77f7312126ffea3-9460.php#unique-entry-id-9460</guid><content:encoded><![CDATA[SINC SAYS:


People do eat the strangest things and even I have tried pickled pig&rsquo;s feet on occasion.


But who has ever heard of pickled pig&rsquo;s lips?


I mean the very thought of kissing a pig is a turn off for most folks, isn&rsquo;t it?


Anyway, the plant that processes and jars the things has burned down leaving lip lovers in the lurch.


Anyone wanna suck lips?
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