15 January 2012
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21/01/2012 01:50
Sunset on Big Lake taken on Thursday, January 19 by local resident Elke Blodgett:
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Links To Other Stories In The News:
Ottawa denies Via Rail up for sale - CBC
Coroner IDs victim in California severed head case - CNN
Charges stayed in deadly Alberta stage collapse - CTV
Where did all Alberta's money go? - Edmonton Journal
Cause of $10-million fire probed - Edmonton Sun
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Always Shoulder Check - This guy shot a nice elk in North Dakota, took his own picture on a timer, and about had a heart attack when he downloaded it the next morning. The picture is a fake of course as noted on snopes: http://www.snopes.com/photos/hunting/stalking.asp but it is funny anyway . . .
Who Knew
Those Things
Fought Back?
One Happy Dog
Some days you can just tell when a dog is having fun . . .
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Links To Other Stories In The News:
Ottawa denies Via Rail up for sale - CBC
Coroner IDs victim in California severed head case - CNN
Charges stayed in deadly Alberta stage collapse - CTV
Where did all Alberta's money go? - Edmonton Journal
Cause of $10-million fire probed - Edmonton Sun
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Always Shoulder Check - This guy shot a nice elk in North Dakota, took his own picture on a timer, and about had a heart attack when he downloaded it the next morning. The picture is a fake of course as noted on snopes: http://www.snopes.com/photos/hunting/stalking.asp but it is funny anyway . . .
Who Knew
Those Things
Fought Back?
One Happy Dog
Some days you can just tell when a dog is having fun . . .
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I Don't Know You But . . .
21/01/2012 01:50
"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
The next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. "If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?"
"You'll be fatter than that," says the mother.
They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady.
The little girl can't take her eyes off this women's belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under the stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"
And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing."
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21/01/2012 01:50
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21/01/2012 01:49
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What Ever Happened To All Those Cowboys?
21/01/2012 01:49
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21/01/2012 01:49
Parkland County's Zero Percent Tax Increase For 2012!
20/01/2012 05:19
Parkland Can Do It!
Why Can't St. Albert?
A resident of Parkland County sent a copy of the Parkland Communicator to a local resident who forwarded it on to SAP.
The newsletter carries some excellent news for residents of Stony Plain and area as their council announced a zero tax increase and even, gasp, tax reductions for their citizens. (Click on image to see full size document.)
It would appear that the councillors there are much smarter than those we suffer with in St. Albert with a mayor and council so stubborn they can't even begin to get their minds around cost cutting.
And for that St. Albert is a terrible place to live with a rudderless council bent on destroying its citizens.
Take a lesson from Parkland Mr. 'Git Outta Town' Crouse and council. Show some spine and do the right thing to curb tax increases for the rest of your term. Just remember that councillor MacKay gets it and at least tried, will you?
City And Union Accept Mediator’s Recommendation
The City of St. Albert and the International Association of Fire Fighters (IAFF Local 2130) have accepted a mediator’s recommendation to settle a new one-year agreement for Emergency Services Personnel at the City’s three fire halls.
Employees covered by the collective agreement will see general wage increases of 2.5 per cent on January 1, 2011 and 2.25 per cent on July 1, 2011 along with market adjustment for First Class Emergency Services Personnel. The agreement is retroactive and covers the period from January 1, 2011 to December 31, 2011.
The Mediator’s recommendation was reviewed and approved by City Council on January 16, 2012. The bargaining process between the City of St. Albert and IAFF Local 2130 took a total of 19 days, with an additional day of mediation on December 14, 2011. The Mediator’s recommendation was accepted by IAFF Local 2130 members on January 5, 2012.
SINC SAYS:
Isn't that well above the cost of living? Once again the city strikes a blow for local taxpayers.
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Detail sought in St. Albert couple's disappearance - Edmonton Sun
Langley man guilty in B.C. road rage death - CBC
Federal websites back online after Anonymous attack - CNN
Rescue effort suspended after cruise ship shifts - CTV
Former altar boy alleges sexual abuse - Edmonton Journal
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Pupcakes anyone? . . .
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Baby Panda Scares Mother
See how a simple sneeze by the cub scares poor old Mom. Video tip by Kim in Calgary, thanks Kim.
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Why Can't St. Albert?
A resident of Parkland County sent a copy of the Parkland Communicator to a local resident who forwarded it on to SAP.
The newsletter carries some excellent news for residents of Stony Plain and area as their council announced a zero tax increase and even, gasp, tax reductions for their citizens. (Click on image to see full size document.)
It would appear that the councillors there are much smarter than those we suffer with in St. Albert with a mayor and council so stubborn they can't even begin to get their minds around cost cutting.
And for that St. Albert is a terrible place to live with a rudderless council bent on destroying its citizens.
Take a lesson from Parkland Mr. 'Git Outta Town' Crouse and council. Show some spine and do the right thing to curb tax increases for the rest of your term. Just remember that councillor MacKay gets it and at least tried, will you?
City And Union Accept Mediator’s Recommendation
Employees covered by the collective agreement will see general wage increases of 2.5 per cent on January 1, 2011 and 2.25 per cent on July 1, 2011 along with market adjustment for First Class Emergency Services Personnel. The agreement is retroactive and covers the period from January 1, 2011 to December 31, 2011.
The Mediator’s recommendation was reviewed and approved by City Council on January 16, 2012. The bargaining process between the City of St. Albert and IAFF Local 2130 took a total of 19 days, with an additional day of mediation on December 14, 2011. The Mediator’s recommendation was accepted by IAFF Local 2130 members on January 5, 2012.
SINC SAYS:
Isn't that well above the cost of living? Once again the city strikes a blow for local taxpayers.
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Links To Other Stories In The News:
Detail sought in St. Albert couple's disappearance - Edmonton Sun
Langley man guilty in B.C. road rage death - CBC
Federal websites back online after Anonymous attack - CNN
Rescue effort suspended after cruise ship shifts - CTV
Former altar boy alleges sexual abuse - Edmonton Journal
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The Things That People Send Us
Pupcakes anyone? . . .
Outta
My Way
People!
Baby Panda Scares Mother
See how a simple sneeze by the cub scares poor old Mom. Video tip by Kim in Calgary, thanks Kim.
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An All New You
20/01/2012 05:19
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied: "Damn! I didn't recognize you."
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20/01/2012 05:18
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20/01/2012 05:18
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Miraculous 'Bridge' Parts The Water At Tourist Attraction
20/01/2012 05:18
Building a permanent bridge over the defensive moat of a 17th century fortress might send the wrong message to an invading army.
So modern-day Dutch engineers have come up with a clever way of disguising the pathway - by building it under the moat's waterline.
The West Brabant Water Line is a series of defensive fortresses, cities and waterways in Halsteren, the Netherlands.
Read more here.
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20/01/2012 05:18
House Movers Collapse Bridge
20/01/2012 05:18
Our Feathered Friends Endure Cold Snap
19/01/2012 06:29
Even the birds feel the cold and puff up their feathers as this small sparrow was doing as he endured the low temperatures and big wind chills yesterday morning.
Links To Other Stories In The News:
President's Choice baby food may be rancid - CBC
Near collision in Mississippi cites controller, tower - CNN
Manitoba man's rip-test exposes flaw in new $100 bill - CTV
Need a tow truck? You'll have to wait - Edmonton Journal
A lottery to pay for downtown rink? - Edmonton Sun
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The safest place in town . . .
Uh, No
Not
There!
Grampa's Still Got It!
The look on people's faces is worth the watch as the Just For Laughs Gang is at it again . . .
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Links To Other Stories In The News:
President's Choice baby food may be rancid - CBC
Near collision in Mississippi cites controller, tower - CNN
Manitoba man's rip-test exposes flaw in new $100 bill - CTV
Need a tow truck? You'll have to wait - Edmonton Journal
A lottery to pay for downtown rink? - Edmonton Sun
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The safest place in town . . .
Uh, No
Not
There!
Grampa's Still Got It!
The look on people's faces is worth the watch as the Just For Laughs Gang is at it again . . .
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Remembering Hollywood Squares
19/01/2012 06:28
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!
(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
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19/01/2012 06:28
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19/01/2012 06:28
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19/01/2012 06:28
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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19/01/2012 06:28
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18/01/2012 02:24
During this cold snap, please think of our feathered friends and keep those bird feeders filled like this one in Hawrelak Park in Edmonton that helps this red-breasted nuthatch keep warm.
Links To Other Stories In The News:
Western Canada hit by blast of winter weather - CBC
Twin winter storms slam Pacific Northwest - CNN
Lost snowshoer burned his money for warmth - CTV
For letter carriers, bylaw officers, baby it's cold outside - Edmonton Journal
Shelters fill up as temperatures drop - Edmonton Sun
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Feeling a little meloncholy . . .
Darn
Printer's
Jammed
Glad No One Was In The Back Seat
What happens when you run over a steel rod on the highway.
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Photo by Paul C. - Wee Hours Custom Tackle
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Western Canada hit by blast of winter weather - CBC
Twin winter storms slam Pacific Northwest - CNN
Lost snowshoer burned his money for warmth - CTV
For letter carriers, bylaw officers, baby it's cold outside - Edmonton Journal
Shelters fill up as temperatures drop - Edmonton Sun
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Feeling a little meloncholy . . .
Darn
Printer's
Jammed
Glad No One Was In The Back Seat
What happens when you run over a steel rod on the highway.
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A Tale Of Two Poems
18/01/2012 02:24
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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18/01/2012 02:24
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18/01/2012 02:23
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18/01/2012 02:23
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18/01/2012 02:23
Clever Ideas To Make Life Easier
18/01/2012 02:23
Why didn’t I think of that? You’ll be uttering those words more than once at these ingenious little tips, tricks and ideas that solve everyday problems, some you never knew you had!
Overhaul your linen cupboard – store bed linen sets inside one of their own pillowcases and there will be no more hunting through piles for a match:
Pump up the volume by placing your iPhone / iPod in a bowl – the concave shape amplifies the music:
Overhaul your linen cupboard – store bed linen sets inside one of their own pillowcases and there will be no more hunting through piles for a match:
Pump up the volume by placing your iPhone / iPod in a bowl – the concave shape amplifies the music:
The Flora And Fauna Of Thailand
17/01/2012 04:54
Area travellers Doug and Helen continue to supply us with shots from Thailand. It sure helps to take one's mind off the brutal cold temperatures out there today.
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Links To Other Stories In The News:
Man identified as Canadian found shot in Mexico - CBC
Police in California seek boy, 14, in sexual assaults - CNN
Missing Alberta senior found dead, two arrested - CTV
Power demand soars as temperatures tumble - Edmonton Journal
Cop-impersonating iPhone thief jailed - Edmonton Sun
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Where do people get these ideas? . . .
I Bet She
Can't Do
That Again!
Bob Newhart - Stop It
Only Bob can give the kind of counselling you will see here. Thanks to Kelly in Casa Grande, AZ. for this one.
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Man identified as Canadian found shot in Mexico - CBC
Police in California seek boy, 14, in sexual assaults - CNN
Missing Alberta senior found dead, two arrested - CTV
Power demand soars as temperatures tumble - Edmonton Journal
Cop-impersonating iPhone thief jailed - Edmonton Sun
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Where do people get these ideas? . . .
I Bet She
Can't Do
That Again!
Bob Newhart - Stop It
Only Bob can give the kind of counselling you will see here. Thanks to Kelly in Casa Grande, AZ. for this one.
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She's single . . .
17/01/2012 04:54
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door and I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
Man, it's no fun getting old!
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17/01/2012 04:54
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17/01/2012 04:54
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Could New Drug Be A Sobriety Pill?
17/01/2012 04:54
The drug is a chemical called dihydromyricetin, or DHM, and is derived from a Chinese variety of the oriental raisin tree, which has been used for at least 500 years in China as an effective hangover cure. So far the extract has only been tested on boozing rats, but with promising results.
Details here.
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17/01/2012 04:54
Whatzit?
16/01/2012 04:46
This view from under a microscope was sent to us for "Whatzit?" by SAP reader Marc G. of St. John's Newfoundland. Please post guesses in the Live Chat area below.
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Links To Other Stories In The News:
St. Albert man arrested for threatening to shoot cops - Edmonton Sun
Massive Toronto police corruption trial begins - CBC
FBI seeks help in finding body of missing Montana teacher - CNN
Cold, snow brings winter back to city - Edmonton Journal
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One last look at Christmas 2011 courtesy of Kim in Calgary, a tree with a difference . . .
The Two
Faces Of
Charlie Chaplin
Pelicans And Flying Rays
Who knew rays could fly?
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January 17
Rotten Dan (Harmonica and vocals) and
Yuji I Hara
What more can I say about these two fine blues artists. They have both gained ground and a reputation on the blues scene through their diligent hard work to get out there on the scene and perform in front of thousands of appreciative blues fans mostly through Alberta and B.C. Very well known through their work and live performances with their band The Boogie Patrol, these two keep extremely busy.
Dan - is spoken of very highly as the new real deal frontman vocalist harmonica player. He started out appearing at The Blues on Whyte jam with his harp and raw southern sounding Joe Cocker voice, where he connected with the right people and fan base. His live performances are ooh so live and gutsy gettin' any room he appears in hopping.
Yuji - Edmonton is the lucky city that Yuji decided to move to from Osaka Japan, and since day one on stage this bluesman has been recognized and spoken of as on of the new blues guitarist on the block. Also one who visited the Blues on Whyte regularly, Yuji,s career started to swell. He started getting hired on by acts such as The Donald Ray Johnson band, Sam Cockrell band and Big Dave Maclean to name a few fine Canadian and American blues icons. I always get excited when we have Yuji and Dan in and gotta love the crowds response and support of these two great young blues artists. Keep an eye and ear out for The Boogie Patrol and go out and buy their 2 CDs. I guarantee your blues music satisfaction.
The Tuesday
Moosehead/Barsnbands
Open Stage
Every Tuesday night from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
Hosts Mark Ammar, Jim Dyck and Randy Forsberg
Moosehead Beer Specials and barsnbands prizes
Moosehead Beer
Barsnbands
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St. Albert man arrested for threatening to shoot cops - Edmonton Sun
Massive Toronto police corruption trial begins - CBC
FBI seeks help in finding body of missing Montana teacher - CNN
Cold, snow brings winter back to city - Edmonton Journal
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One last look at Christmas 2011 courtesy of Kim in Calgary, a tree with a difference . . .
The Two
Faces Of
Charlie Chaplin
Pelicans And Flying Rays
Who knew rays could fly?
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Playing Tomorrow Night At LB's Pub
Rotten Dan (Harmonica and vocals) and
Yuji I Hara
What more can I say about these two fine blues artists. They have both gained ground and a reputation on the blues scene through their diligent hard work to get out there on the scene and perform in front of thousands of appreciative blues fans mostly through Alberta and B.C. Very well known through their work and live performances with their band The Boogie Patrol, these two keep extremely busy.
Dan - is spoken of very highly as the new real deal frontman vocalist harmonica player. He started out appearing at The Blues on Whyte jam with his harp and raw southern sounding Joe Cocker voice, where he connected with the right people and fan base. His live performances are ooh so live and gutsy gettin' any room he appears in hopping.
Yuji - Edmonton is the lucky city that Yuji decided to move to from Osaka Japan, and since day one on stage this bluesman has been recognized and spoken of as on of the new blues guitarist on the block. Also one who visited the Blues on Whyte regularly, Yuji,s career started to swell. He started getting hired on by acts such as The Donald Ray Johnson band, Sam Cockrell band and Big Dave Maclean to name a few fine Canadian and American blues icons. I always get excited when we have Yuji and Dan in and gotta love the crowds response and support of these two great young blues artists. Keep an eye and ear out for The Boogie Patrol and go out and buy their 2 CDs. I guarantee your blues music satisfaction.
Moosehead/Barsnbands
Open Stage
Every Tuesday night from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
Hosts Mark Ammar, Jim Dyck and Randy Forsberg
Moosehead Beer Specials and barsnbands prizes
Moosehead Beer
Barsnbands
A Real Tearjerker
16/01/2012 04:46
As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"
Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"
Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"
As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."
"Really?", my grand-son asked.
"Cross my heart", the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."
Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life.
He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.
With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it, you crabby old biddy!"
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16/01/2012 04:46
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16/01/2012 04:46
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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16/01/2012 04:46
Signs Of The Times - Thailand Style
15/01/2012 07:04
Area travellers Doug and Helen send us pictures of some of the strangest signs they encounter while in Thailand.
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Links To Other Stories In The News:
Premiers, territorial leaders seek common health front - CBC
Stephen Colbert must be stopped - CNN
Survivor attends memorial for Alberta shooting victims - CTV
Woman killed by suspected impaired driver - Edmonton Journal
Sex attacks an epidemic - Edmonton Sun
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How many of you have been there, done this? . . .
Why Didn't
You Tell Me
How Lime Tastes!
The Ultimate Dog Tease
Part of a series of videos called Talking Animals, this is pretty good.
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Premiers, territorial leaders seek common health front - CBC
Stephen Colbert must be stopped - CNN
Survivor attends memorial for Alberta shooting victims - CTV
Woman killed by suspected impaired driver - Edmonton Journal
Sex attacks an epidemic - Edmonton Sun
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How many of you have been there, done this? . . .
Why Didn't
You Tell Me
How Lime Tastes!
The Ultimate Dog Tease
Part of a series of videos called Talking Animals, this is pretty good.
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The Logic Of Newfoundlanders
15/01/2012 07:03
The Newfoundlander fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'.
The priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.'
'Hello, George!', said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'
The businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'
The Newfoundlander said, 'Why can't they play at night?'
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15/01/2012 07:03
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15/01/2012 07:03
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I Lost My Virginity - Twice
15/01/2012 07:03
Such is the case with this tale in the Daily Mail in the UK as they interview a woman with two vaginas.
How is that even possible? It's rare, but not impossible and its known as 'uterus didelphys".
Full story here.
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