Reader Response Forum

Local Fish Dying By The Hundreds

Don,
Whatever the cause, this is a sad sight. Hundreds of dead Northern Pike at the outlet from the Riel Lagoon into the Sturgeon River.
Elke Blodgett
St. Albert
SINC SAYS:
Those are indeed awful pictures Elke. One is left to wonder what would cause such an event? Elke tells me this has been reported to the proper federal and provincial authorities. It will be interesting to determine the cause.


READER RESPONSE:
Hi Don,
The dead fish in the Sturgeon river is a yearly occurrence. Here is an image from Dec 1st, 2002. They die off from lack of oxygen in the water.
Al Popil
St. Albert


Playing Tonight At LB’s Pub

The
Illusional Drost Effect



The Sunday Paper
"Where is my Sunday
paper?" the irate customer calling the
newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to
know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow."
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well shit ... I guess that's why no one was at church today!"
Bear Mauls Plane - Duct Tapes Saves The Day
SINC SAYS:
When you charter a plane to do some fly-in fishing in Alaska, you’d best take your bait out of the plane when you walk upstream.
A hungry bear smelled the bait and did just a bit of damage to the plane getting at it.
Then it was Duct tape to the rescue.
Full story and more pictures here.
Oh The Irony Of It All
SINC SAYS:
Ya gotta love irony, as opposed to ironing at least.
Every so often I come across a story that screams irony and this is certainly one of them.
It take place over in Sweden and concerns a group of people trying to lose weight.
Seems normal enough, but wait, (or is that weight?), until you hear what happened.
Their weigh-in collapsed.
Pregnant? Bacon And Eggs Are Good For Baby
SINC SAYS:
It’s been a while since I’ve seen bacon and eggs promoted as a breakfast that is good for you.
But if you are a pregnant Mom-to-be, it may be just the thing to eat.
It would appear that contents in both pork and eggs aid in the development of the baby.
And make the baby smarter.
Yet Another Study On Working
SINC SAYS:
If you take the time to check it out, there are hundreds of study results available on any given day on the web.
And there are times when all one can do is shake their head at the absurdity of some of the things that people study.
Take this study done recently in the US, please.
The purpose of the study?
To see which days of the week you are happiest.
Can you guess what days that might just be?
Reader Response Forum

An Intimate Look At Our Volunteers Bound For Haiti
SINC SAYS:
The following is a special report from our correspondent who travelled to Houston yesterday and had some surprising fellow passengers. We thank her for her time and energy to produce this entire story and accompanying photos on her iPhone at 35,000 feet. Apple’s iPhone is one amazing smart phone and the author is well versed in it’s capabilities.
By KC4
Special Correspondent
St. Albert's Place
On the plane to Houston - Traveling with CASDDA Canadian Search and Disaster Dog Association.
They are based in Edmonton but members come from everywhere in Canada.
They are enroute to Haiti. They are expecting to arrive in the Dominican Republic midnight DR time.

The team waits for their flight in
Edmonton
I
am sitting with two members from the Greater
Vancouver area and their already exhausted by travel
dogs. One dog, Wrangler, a two year old English
Springer Spaniel has his head resting on my foot as I
type this.
Wrangler's owner is a 24 year old Graphic Artist,
named Krista Drake and this is their first real
mission. Krista admits she is frightened about
being in Haiti. She realizes that it won't be
pleasant and that it will be a live changing
experience.
Wrangler is mostly a calm passenger but when the
plane was taking off, he jumped into Krista's lap
with a very worried look.
There are four dogs in total, all different breeds,
all wearing SAR harnesses complete with their own
photo ID.
The dog to my left, Zack, is a four year old shepherd
cross rescued from certain euthanization at a Burnaby
pound. Now he goes into danger to rescue other
people.
Zack's owner, Mark Pullen (55) is a Burnaby area fire
fighter. This isn't his first mission. Mark and his
former rescue dog Jake worked in New Orleans during
hurricane Katrina.

Wrangler and Zack
This
team’s mission is primarily the location of live
human victims, although these dogs have been trained
to do cadaver work. They locate, notify the other
specialized teams who dig, to the location to dig and
they move on.
Mark said, "It's very easy to get sidetracked. The
suffering is the hardest to take. We have to remain
focussed on our task."
Mark also voiced frustration and concern about the
difficulty and delays in getting there. Vancouver to
Calgary to Houston to the Dominican Republic is not
the most efficient way to get on the ground in Haiti
where they are urgently needed. Time is of the
essence and every hour delayed results in diminishing
returns.
I was shown an OCHA (Office for the Coordination of
Humanitarian Affairs) e-mail dated late last night
01/13/2010.
As of then worldwide, 18 different teams deployed, 26
additional teams mobilizing, 23 monitoring plus and
additional six which have already been put on
stand-down.
The American military already has mobile air traffic
control equipment set up and operational at the Port
Au Prince airport. The airport is now officially open
for all humanitarian air travel.
The CASDDA team will stand-by in the Dominican until
space is available for them to fly on military
transport to Haiti. Once there, they expect to spend
two days searching.
The human team members are already dressed in bright
orange reflector strip jumpsuits. They, of course,
must bring all of their own food and supplies with
them. Whatever they do not use, they intend to leave
behind.

Finally, the team arrives in
Houston
These are impressive people and more importantly,
they are volunteers. They have taken time off from
work to go on this rescue mission. They operate
strictly on donated funds or, in many cases their own
funds.
Team leader, who is based in Edmonton is Silvie
Montier. Silvie grew up in Algiers and came by SAR
naturally as her dad was a SAR expert.
Silvie's talented canine is Cramique, a three year
old male Belgian Lackenois. These dogs are known for
their excellent SAR talents.
The fourth team pair consists of Trish Riswald and
her seven year old Golden Retriever, Piper.
These pairs train two to three times a week and
must keep their international vaccinations up
to date in order to be able to deploy on a moment's
notice.
Godspeed and good luck to this and all Canadian SAR
teams!
I have given my e-mail address to my seat mates and
they have agreed to send me an update when they can.
So will try to provide more detail
later.
Should
you wish to help this group in their relief efforts,
please visit their
web site.

Taxpayers
Association Stands On Guard For Us
The St. Albert
Taxpayers Association supports moderate, well
planned growth that is revenue positive and
does not burden current taxpayers with the cost
of development. Much of the Erin Ridge North
Area Structure Plan could meet that test
depending on how it is executed. It exceeds the
80/20 split for residential/commercial and
raises the average density of dwellings per
hectare which moves us away from urban sprawl.
At the same time we have concerns about the approval.
First, the financial analysis requested by Council
was limited because of its methodology and
assumptions. The methodology resulted in an estimate
of municipal revenue in 8+ years at full-build out.
We don't know what happens in the years in between so
have no idea whether over that period the city
coffers gain or lose.
Second, the assumption that Council priority of
Commercial or commercial/residential first would be
met is also critical as more municipal revenues flow
from commercial/high density residential. If only low
density residential moves forward first (the
developer as much as said this), then the revenue
streams in the early years are significantly lowered.
In addition, Council priority for a 80/20%
commercial/residential split is delayed as is the
shift away from urban sprawl. If high density
residential and medium density institutional housing
does not go ahead, the municipal revenue streams
could be negatively affected by over $900,000
annually (based on shifting acreage to low density
residential with its lower revenue stream).
Third, the fact that off-site levies negotiations
were not concluded prior to approval, lends
uncertainty to the analysis. If Council does not hold
fast to its commitment that taxpayers won't bear the
$92+ million burden of annexation infrastructure
costs, then the estimate's positive impacts could
disappear. This is even more important as uncertainty
about necessary storm water infrastructure could
balloon this figure even more. We congratulate
Administration for requiring the developer to
conclude storm water negotiations before building
starts, but we wonder what the additional costs will
be, and trust it will be the developers who bear the
burden. Taxpayers will watch this with interest given
the “hint” to the developer that they could ease this
requirement by an amendment to the ASP by-law.
Why does all this matter? One reason is that we could
have more development that doesn't improve the
commercial/residential tax split which eventually
will ease the burden of taxes on the residential
taxpayer. Another reason is that development brings
about city obligations and expenditures, including
provincial/federal grants. This makes these funds
unavailable for other needed infrastructure projects
which then must be financed from the taxpayers
pocket. Remember that St. Albert lacks dollars for
hundreds of millions of needed infrastructure over
the next 10 years. A third reason is that the goal of
curbing urban sprawl in St. Albert is unmet.
Our Association will continue to monitor this
development as it moves forward. We will also support
Council in its view that taxpayers should not pay for
the costs of development in the annexed lands. We
encourage individual taxpayers to make their views
known to Council and to participate in the
continuation of the public by-law hearing in offside
levies to be held January 25th at 5:00pm in Council
chambers.
Lynda Flannery
President
St. Albert Taxpayers Association

Poor Old Tiger Keeps Taking A Beating


I’m Still Waiting . . .
Well folks, I did
what you told me last year. I sent that email
to 10 people like you wanted, but I’m still
waiting for that miracle to happen.
So to all of you out there who sent me best wishes, chain letters and other promises of surprises or good luck when I forward something: None of that shit worked!
For 2010 could you please just send money or vodka or gas vouchers or something I could really use?
Thanks ever so much.
School Dances Grinding To A Halt?
SINC SAYS:
One school in the good old US of A has stopped allowing school dances.
Yep they’ve ground to a halt because the students are “grinding”.
I guess it’s a new fad sweeping US high schools, but the folks in Maine want none of it.
What is “grinding” anyway?
Honey, Could You Go Out And Start The Car?
Something Fishy About Home Sweet Home
SINC SAYS:
You have to hate it when stuff like this happens.
A couple who own a vacation home near Galveston invited a bunch of friends out for a fish BBQ.
They arrived at the home the day before to make preparations, but could not get in the house.
Someone had changed the locks.
And shut off the power.
And all that fish melted and ran all over the house.
But why were the locks changed?
Sheep Born With Human Face
SINC SAYS:
I can now safely say that I’ve seen it all.
A lamb, stillborn recently in Turkey, has a face so human looking it is scary.
This is not a story for the faint of heart folks. The picture is graphic and might be disturbing to some, so you are forewarned.
It also takes a long time to load.
Reader Response Forum

The Olympics: A Colossal Money Grab
SINC SAYS:
It’s all about the money folks.
The Olympic torch apparently passed through our city yesterday and I, like thousands of others, couldn’t be bothered to even take a peek.
The whole thing reeks of the stench of money and the arrogance of the Olympic organizing committee.
Today’s athletes train and compete for one reason. The endorsement money if they win.
Apart from them making stupid demands in Vancouver and sweeping the homeless off the streets, lest they be seen by Olympic visitors, now the VANOC is threatening Vancouver libraries with their idiocy according to the Globe and Mail:
QUOTE:
“Librarians in Vancouver are being warned to solicit only official Olympic sponsors for any Games-themed events they organize next month, and to cover up the names of any competitors - even slapping tape on offending logos on audiovisual equipment.
The memo, written by marketing and communications manager Jean Kavanagh, tells staff to avoid such companies as Pepsi or Dairy Queen - neither of which is an official sponsor, unlike, say Coca-Cola or McDonald's. And she suggests taking unusual steps to avoid displaying the logos of non-sponsors, writing: "If you have a speaker/guest who happens to work for Telus, ensure he/she is not wearing their Telus jacket, as Bell is the official sponsor."
She also writes that any rented sound equipment have its brand name covered by cloth or tape - if it's not a machine from sponsor Panasonic.
Ms. Kavanagh said in an interview that her list of Olympic dos and don'ts does not constitute censorship.
But Alex Youngberg, president of the library union, says the memo is contrary to the spirit of a public library. "There's something in my library to offend everybody," she said. "And that's our job. Our job as library staff is to not ever censor any information."
END QUOTE.
You can read the whole sordid tale here.
When money rules, common sense goes out the window as this tidbit gleaned from the web clearly shows:
“I know someone who works for a company that was doing some printing for a client who was producing Olympic merchandise. To do this work their company had to first submit to an official VANOC Olympic audit of their staff and premises. I was told an extremely rude woman showed up at their offices and spent several hours ordering everyone around and interviewing some of the staff. She apparently commandeered an office, forcing the woman whose office it was to use the lunchroom for the day.
The arrogance of the Olympic cartel is spectacular. And they pull all of this off with mostly free, volunteer labour. And there's an endless supply of people lining up to volunteer for them.”

I for one won’t be turning on my TV during the games. I cannot stomach being a part of, or seen to be supporting such utter greed.
In the meantime if the Olympics really were about people, the committee would be assisting finding permanent homes for the destitute they so clearly despise that they hide them away until their shiny clean money machine leaves town.

How Many Times Did You Want To Do This?
A Candid Husband/Wife Conversation
My wife and I were
at the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning
and I said to her, "If I were to die, I want
you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do that?" she asked
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some asshole using my stuff." I replied.
She looked at me and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
Do You Have A Clothesline For Your Laundry?
SINC SAYS:
In this day and age when saving the environment means everything, would it surprise you to know that many areas of North America ban clotheslines?
That’s right folks, some housing associations and condo groups outright ban their residents from hanging out the clothes to dry.
The insist they use indoor drying machines that eat up electricity at an alarming rate.
But why is that in an increasingly environmentally friendly world?
How Much TV Do You Watch?
SINC SAYS:
Many people will tell you that watching TV is a waste of time, and in some cases that may be true.
But how much TV do you watch?
A couple of hours a day?
Three hours per day?
Or maybe even four or more hours per day?
If you fall into that last category, you may want to revise your viewing habits.
A study has shown that four hours or more can be harmful.
And no, not on your eyes.
You have an 80 percent higher risk of a heart attack.
He’s Everywhere! He’s Everywhere!
SINC SAYS:
Just when you thought it was safe to avoid any more appearances, Jesus has popped up once again.
We like to keep our readers up to date on the latest sightings. I mean with Elvis not being seen much anymore, why not?
The last few times here, Jesus appeared on a door, on an iron, on toast and in a potato chip.
But this time he’s appeared in the UK on Naan bread, whatever the hell that is.
No, really.
The Things That People Do
SINC SAYS:
We’ve all seen vandalism on city property or even our own.
Sometimes we’re quick to blame the wrong people for the damage.
Over in the UK in a coastal town, large protected trees are being systematically killed by vandals.
They’re stripping the bark of the lower trunk or slashing deep gashes in the trunks to kill the trees.
All because they want a better view.
Reader Response Forum

Every once in a while one runs across something that is both awe inspiring and thought provoking. This story is one of courage and the bond between a father and his blind son.

Beware Of Tiger Sharks At The Beach

Be Careful With That New iPhone
SINC SAYS:
If you’ve recently bought a new iPhone, you might want to pay close attention to this story.
I bought a new iPhone in November, but so far I have not encountered any problem with my neighbours.
But there’s a guy down in Santa Fe whose neighbour bought a new iPhone and it’s wreaking havoc on his life.
His tinfoil hat is humming and he’s suing.
Strange Case Of Weeping Blood
SINC SAYS:
There are things that even modern medicine cannot explain and this young girl is one of them.
Twinkle, who lives over in India spontaneously bleeds from the strangest places.
She weeps tears of blood, but blood also seeps from other parts of her body and doctors cannot explain why.
Where else does she bleed?
Truths Little Children Have Learned
1) No matter how hard
you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
Pest Invasions US Style
SINC SAYS:
Every once in a while we have to put up with a pest invasion.
You know the type of thing I mean.
Remember the last time the march of the tent caterpillars descended upon us?
Or those tiny little worms who drop silk strands from the trees over the sidewalk and make your face sticky when out for a stroll?
But in Virginia, they have quite another problem with a pest that eats windshield wipers among other rubber things.
And they fly too.
Reader Response Forum

This One’s For You Girls
You know who you are.
You are the teen girls who sat in Mommy or Daddy’s nearly new dark olive green coloured Jeep in the Hebert Safeway parking lot and ate your A & W orders.
It was about 11:50 a.m. yesterday, January 11th, 2010.
Now all that’s well and good and it sure shows some good sense to not be driving while you’re eating.
Now that I got the niceties out of the way, there’s just one more thing.
It’s about the wrappers and bags and garbage you threw out on the Safeway lot. You did so right beside my car, but when I stopped and pointed at it for you, you all looked the other way.
The garbage bin in front of the store wasn’t 10 meters away from your vehicle.
There is a word for people who have zero respect for the environment or other’s property.
They’re called pigs.
A nice example you young ladies are setting. Did you learn that in class?
READER RESPONSE:
I can only think those "trashy girls" gave a new definition to the name and that since you learn all you need to know in Kindergarten then they must have learned it from their parents as no kindergarten teacher would teach them that!
As for Bikes of Bangkok - did you see the bit in the journal yesterday about Earth's General Store on Whyte Ave. using bikes etc. to move the contents of their store to their new location?
A. G.
St. Albert
SINC SAYS:
Indeed I did see that story on the move in yesterday’s Journal. Very unique.

The Dangers Of Laser Pointers
Hi Don:
On Sunday night on CTV-BC, a disgusting situation arose watching a hockey game between Calgary and Vancouver was shown on the sports segment.
Someone in the crowd was shining a laser beam at a goalkeeper.
It was shown by a camera in the goal crease as well as a camera above the crowd. Not a still picture but actual live shot.
It makes one wonder just where in hell society is moving toward.
G. Proulx
St. Albert
SINC SAYS:
Wow George, what a stupid thing to do. I sure hope they found the person responsible and he was dealt with by authorities. It still boggles the mind that some of those same jerks shine the things at airplane pilots. This would make an excellent topic for discussion in the Reader Forum if you care to start one.
Playing Tonight At LB's Pub
A Bearly Contained Problem In Lake Tahoe
SINC SAYS:
If you live near Lake Tahoe, you might want to be sure you don’t leave anything lying around that will attract bears.
Or more specifically, one single bear.
This bruiser, weighing twice what an average black bear should at 700 pounds, is a master at break and enter.
And he loves to raid your fridge too.
But why can’t they catch him?
Keeping Warm In A Florida Cold Spell
SINC SAYS:
Living in a cold weather country as we do, we don’t often think about just how naive folks who don’t can be.
Take the family in Florida whose power went out recently.
It happened during a cold spell and you will never guess what they did to try and keep warm.
You certainly would not try their solution.
Then And Now

Susan Dey - The Partridge Family
“Teenspeak” Uses Only 800 Words A Day
SINC SAYS:
I never use the texting function of my phone and apparently with good reason.
A survey in the UK has shown that in spite of the average teen knowing some 40,000 words, their lifestyles and texting habit have them only using about 800 words daily.
It is feared that they will not even be employable in later life due to lack of communications skills.
They like, tend to like, use like, words like, in limited, like numbers, like.
Reader Response Forum

The Photography Of Al Popil
Hi Don,
Spot the Owl.
I shot this guy snoozing Saturday afternoon at Lacombe Park Lake.
Al Popil
St. Albert

SINC SAYS:
Wow Al, what a shot!
The way that owl blends in with its surroundings is simply amazing!
Many thanks for sending it along, and please, don’t be a stranger.
Our readers have missed your talent these last few months.
Glad to have you back!

Begging For Money At Safeway
SINC SAYS:
It’s been happening to me now for a couple of years and I detest it.
Begging for money, that is, at my local Safeway store.
I’ve shopped at Safeway since my folks first took me there as a kid in the 1950s.
The Hebert Road location is my store of choice, but they get on my nerves when they start the begging.
It must have happened to you too, hasn’t it?
You just plunk down a couple of hundred bucks to pay for your groceries and are met with that, “Would you care to donate to this or that charity” bit.
I don’t go to Safeway to be canvassed for money, thanks anyway.
I look upon Safeway as a place to buy groceries that used to be a normal and relatively pleasant experience. Now I look upon Safeway as one more of those annoying phone calls from charities.
No more and I’m apparently not alone as this column attests.


Sign In A Business Window!
"We would rather do business with 1000 Alqaeda terrorists than with a single Canadian soldier!"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business and you are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory sign.
However, we are a society which holds freedom of speech as perhaps one of our greatest liberties. After all, it is only a sign, right?
You may ask : "What kind of business would dare post such a sign?"
Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humour?)
Just How Often Do Men Think About Sex?
SINC SAYS:
It’s not a question that comes up often, but this story will prompt men to admit just how often they think about sex.
A recent study shows some surprising results.
It also compare men to women when thinking about sex.
No matter how often one’s mind turned to sex, it seems the national average of actually having sex is only twice weekly.
But how many times a day do men consider it?
What’s In that Unclaimed Luggage?
SINC SAYS:
While airlines are reputed to get 99.9 percent of all bags to their owners, that 0.01 percent that gets lost contains some very weird stuff.
There is only one site in the US that buys all unclaimed luggage and then sorts through it to select items they sell in their 40,000 square foot retail outlet.
The things they find in that luggage is mind boggling.
It makes one wonder why anyone would carry this type of stuff.
But what’s in it?
Man Charged With Drunken Snow Blowing
SINC SAYS:
If a big storm hits and you’ve a mind to fire up your snow blower, that is usually a good thing.
And if you decide to be a good samaritan and clean the neighbourhood sidewalks, you neighbours will appreciate you.
But the cops draw the line at you trying to clear major intersections with that blower.
Especially when your drunk.
Then And Now

DIANA RIGG - THE AVENGERS:
Woman Faced A Very Tough Decision
SINC SAYS:
Every so often you run across a story that makes you think long and hard.
Such was the case when this situation come to my attention and I tried to put myself in this poor woman’s place.
A bother and a sister each had a medical emergency, but she could only assist one of them.
She had to make a heart-wrenching decision and chose the brother.
What did she do you ask?
Reader Response Forum

An Ill-Conceived Idea To Raise Funds
I heard from readers
yesterday who were upset by the antics of a
group out collecting bottles in the city.
I noticed them in our neighbourhood, but I didn’t bother answering the door as I had no bottles anyway.
But people are upset at their tactics, apparently newly thought up, or at least the folks who complained have not seen them being used before.
Instead of sticking to a house-to-house campaign, the adults are taking young kids to the bottle depot in Campbell Park. There they have these very young kids approach vehicles in the lineup to see if they would donate their bottle money to the cause.
What an awful thing to do.
Sending innocent children to put a request to folks bringing in their bottles.
If those folks had wanted to donate their bottles, they sure would not be in line at the bottle depot to redeem their deposits for cash.
Asking them to give up those funds when many folks rely on such funds to help with household expenses is just not fair and gives the fund raising group a very bad reputation.
The bottle depot is no place to canvass for money or bottles and it is a shameful thing that adults take children there to teach them such methods are right.
Shame on the group
and the parents involved. Those persons who
complained could not name the group, but it
is likely a minor sports group of some type.
They deserve no less than the bad publicity that comes with such questionable actions.

If you are on a beach in the south, be careful of those Tiger sharks:

The Story Of A Challenged Senior
I had worked with
4,100 employees, all without a Blackberry that
played music, took videos, pictures and
communicated with Facebook and Twitter. But I
signed up under duress for Twitter and
Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, 13
grandkids and 2 great-grand kids could
communicate with me in the modern way. I
figured I could handle something as simple as
Twitter with only 140 characters of space.
That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for Tweeter, Tweetree, Twhirl, Twitterfon, Tweetie and Twittererific Tweetdeck, Twitpix and something that sends every message to my cell phone and every other program within the texting world.
My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready to live like this. I keep my cell phone in the garage in my golf bag.
The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday because they say I get lost every now and then going over to the grocery store or library. I keep that in a box under my tool bench with the Blue tooth [it's red] phone I am supposed to use when I drive. I wore it once and was standing in line at Canadian Tire talking to my wife as everyone in the nearest 50 yards was glaring at me. Seems I have to take my hearing aid out to use it and I got a little loud.
I mean, the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside was the most annoying, rudest person I had run into in a long time. Every 10 minutes, she would sarcastically say, "Re-calc-u-lating." You would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then when I would make a right turn instead, it was not good.
When I get really lost now, I call my wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and while she is starting to develop the same tone as Gypsy, the GSP lady, at least she loves me.
To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have had them for 4 years, but I still haven't figured out how I can lose three phones all at once and have to run around digging under chair cushions and checking bathrooms and the dirty laundry baskets when the phone rings.
The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Do you want any bags" every time I check out just knocks me for a loop.
I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused but I never remember to take them in with me.
Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or Plastic?" I just say, "Doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual." Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.
Sex Twice Weekly Prevents Heart Attacks?

SINC SAYS:
A new study out of the US has shown that a healthy sex life transfers to a healthy cardiovascular life.
It seems to have shown that men who engage in sex twice a week, can reduct their chances of having a heart attack by a whopping 50 percent.
The study focused on men between 40 and 70 years of age.
No word on whether or not it works for the gals.
So there you have it ladies.
Save your man.
A Smile From A UK Reader
Happy Days Cast Member Was Incapacitated

SINC SAYS:
I will bet not many people know that one cast member from the Happy Days TV program was ill during the making of the series.
As a matter of fact, even the cast member in question had no idea they had a problem.
While not visible, the problem loomed large in the daily struggle to make the series.
Can you guess which member of the cast it might be?
The surprising answer is here.








