Ahem, About That Saskatchewan Cow Joke
20/03/2009 05:19
Sinc,
This will even things up for that story on your site about the Saskatchewan cow.
O. Robison
Nipawin, Saskatchewan
SINC SAYS:
Well, I guess one good turn deserves another, so let’s bury the hatchet after this one, shall we?
Never choke in a pub in Alberta
Two backwoods Albertans walk into a pub. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the good-ole-boys looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
He walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Albertan walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd herd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'
