Rules of the Universe
11/06/2009 05:36
Eat well, stay fit,
die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Embrace your differences. Love each other.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger after they have passed.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
