British Man Has Bionic Bowels
19/11/2009 05:32
SINC SAYS:
And now, from our “Things You Thought You’d Never Hear” department comes this yarn of a chap badly injured in a motorcycle crash.
When doctors tried to put him back together again, they managed to fix up all the damage except for one thing.
The muscles controlling his bowel movements were beyond repair, so he had to wear a colostomy bag.
But enter Steve Austin and his problem was solved with a remote controlled electronic device to allow him to go normally.
I have one of those remote control things on my car keys that will start the vehicle. Every one in a while it jams on something in my pocket and the darn car starts.
I hope his remote never jams when he least expects it.
