He Said, She Said . . .
20/09/2008 04:19
He said to me . .
. I don't know why you
wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him . . . That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and pass gas!
He said to me. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him . . . They don't have time
He said to me . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him . . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
I said to him . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said to me . . . A widow.
He said to me . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
