Funny, I Don't Remember Being Absent Minded
18/11/2009 03:19
God grant me the
senility to forget the people I never liked
anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I
do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm 'older (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered...
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and all bran.
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.



