The Wisdom Of Will Rogers . . .


Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known.  Enjoy the following:
  
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
  
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
  
There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
 
Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always drink upstream from the herd.
 
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.