The Old Wal*Mart Wardrobe Malfunction Trick
05/09/2008 06:37
Sinc,
Here’s what happened in the lineup at Wal*Mart yesterday. As you know any time spent in the lineup at the east end Wal*Mart can supply you with fodder for a number of issues of MyBirdie, but I digress.
I was standing there with my box of rice, admiring the casual way they mix trail mix with thumb drives along the wall as you're herded to the checkouts, when I heard the man in front of me suddenly take a deep breath.
The reason for his distress was a "wardrobe malfunction" on the woman directly opposite him in the line. She was blissfully unaware of the change in temperature and went about her attempts to maneuver kids and carts ahead of her.
To the relief of everyone else in the line, I came to her rescue and pointed out the problem.
I'm sure the man will recover eventually, but judging by the color of his face, he was near apoplexy.
Margaret
Regina, SK.
SINC SAYS:
Thanks for sharing that funny story Margaret. I see more wardrobe malfunctions in the summer than enough. Trouble is, some of ‘em want to make you look the other way.
