05/04/2009 20:44
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." --- Abraham Lincoln
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." --- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." --- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... If you have one." --- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... If there is one." --- Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." ---Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." --- John Bright
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." ---Samuel Johnson