WEBBITS . . .
22/01/2010 00:57
Don’t You Hate It
When This Happens?
A roundup of bits from the web:
* Peak to Peak Charter School in Lafayette was closed Wednesday morning after a large duffel bag containing a Kermit the Frog -- which appeared to have blood stains on it -- was found on the west side of the campus.
* A man has been banned from a public park - after he allegedly tried to have sex with a TREE. He has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant.
* A 61-year-old US man who slapped a stranger's two-year-old child in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart was found guilty of child cruelty and sentenced to six months in jail.
* An eastern Pennsylvania man was charged after he allegedly broke into a home, cut his hair and prepared fried chicken before being discovered. The man was charged with breaking into the home in Easton, about 50 miles north of Philadelphia. According to court documents, the homeowner returned home Sunday to discover him watching TV and cooking chicken.
* Hey look, it's a bird in a tuxedo! Today, as you are no doubt already aware, is Penguin Awareness Day, a day set aside so that none shall forget the humble flightless birds of Antarctica.
