The Wisdom Of Will Rogers

07/08/2010 06:46
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.