Only A Scotsman . . .
21/01/2010 05:21
Did you hear about
the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out to
the pub?
He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, 'Maggie, put your hat and coat on, lassie.'
She replied, ' Awe Jock that's nice. Are you taking me tae the pub with you?'
'Nay, Jock replied, I'm switching the heat off while I'm out.'
