Little Johnny's At It Again!
30/11/2009 04:13
Little Johnny
attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to
horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few
minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you
doing that?' His father replied, 'Because
when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure
that they are healthy and in good shape
before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom.'
