October 22, 2016

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Fishin’ Alberta With Paul Chaisson

Today Edmonton artist Thersa Stieban will be hosting a small show of her paintings at The Wildbird General Store located at 4712-99 street. The show starts at 11:00 a.m.

She also can be commissioned to do paintings. Here is a painting she did for me of my fishin' buddy Skruff.

Here is a link for her blog page. There will be coffee and cake served and some live birds on display as well. She is also on Facebook.‚Äč


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Introducing The Self-Driving Bicycle

This spring, Google is introducing the self-driving bicycle in Amsterdam, the world’s premier cycling city. The Dutch cycle more than any other nation in the world, almost 900 kilometres per year per person, amounting to over 15 billion kilometres annually. The self-driving bicycle enables safe navigation through the city for Amsterdam residents, and furthers Google’s ambition to improve urban mobility with technology. Google Netherlands takes enormous pride in the fact that a Dutch team worked on this innovation that will have great impact in their home country.


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Eve's Side Of The Story

Eve's Side Of The Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?




A roundup of bits from the web.

* Apocalyptic asteroid with power of 3 billion nukes may be headed for Earth.

* US Government Grants Wal-Mart Patent to Roll Out ‘Self-Driving’ Shopping Carts.



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Things Seniors Post About Sex

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Among other things, scientists discovered that many seniors are more into sex now than when they were younger.

For some reason, television and movies like to focus on seniors as friendly advice-givers with health concerns and leave sex to young folks. But scientists had to know the truth, so they downloaded about 700,000 posts written over the course of a year from popular online senior forums in Australia, Canada, the U.K. and the U.S. The researchers scanned them all for the topic of sex in a new joint study out of the University of Illinois and Ben-Gurion University in Israel. Here's what they learned.

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